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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Monthly Quotes

So it’s time for another monthly round-up of recently encountered quotes, both meaningful and amusing.

Some people classify Buddhism as a religion. I tend to think of it as a meditation system with 2,500 years of research and development across multiple cultures and eras.
[Brad Warner; Hardcore Zen blog]

We listen to the Brexit lot talk about the trade deals they’re going to make with Europe after we leave, and the blithe insouciance that what they’re offering instead of EU membership is a divorce where you can still have sex with your ex. They reckon they can get out of the marriage, keep the house, not pay alimony, take the kids out of school, stop the in-laws going to the doctor, get strict with the visiting rights, but, you know, still get a shag at the weekend and, obviously, see other people on the side.
Really, that’s their best offer? That’s the plan? To swagger into Brussels with Union Jack pants on and say: “Ello luv, you’re looking nice today. Would you like some?”
When the rest of us ask how that’s really going to work, leavers reply, with Terry Thomas smirks, that “They’re going to still really fancy us, honest, they’re gagging for us. Possibly not Merkel, but the bosses of Mercedes and those French vintners and cheesemakers, they can’t get enough of old John Bull. Of course they’re going to want to go on making the free market with two backs after we’ve got the decree nisi. Makes sense, doesn’t it?”

[AA Gill, 2016]

The idea of a pure race is not even a legitimate abstraction. It is a subterfuge to cloak one’s ignorance.
[Theodosius Dobzhansky; geneticist & evolutionary biologist (1900-75)]

Seen in the light of evolution, biology is, perhaps, intellectually the most satisfying and inspiring science. Without that light it becomes a pile of sundry facts – some of them interesting or curious but making no meaningful picture as a whole.
[Theodosius Dobzhansky; geneticist & evolutionary biologist (1900-75)]

Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy.
[John Cleese]

I would rather have questions that cannot be answered than answers that cannot be questioned.
[Richard Feynman]

Books are many things: energy shots, life-jackets, flying carpets, alarm clocks, oxygen masks, weapons, salves. Who needs what and when can’t be predicted till it happens.
[Jeanette Winterson]

Freud often pointed to the erect posture as the definitive evolutionary achievement of the human being. Straightening our backs and tilting our chins up towards the firmament, we freed our heads from the disgusting and arousing smells of our intimate bodily selves, acquiring the dignity, order and discipline of form.
[Josh Cohen; Guardian; 4 January 2019]

The truth is that life is a lot more mysterious than we give it credit for. Ninety-five per cent of the known universe is utterly unknown and unknowable to us. This isn’t propagated in public discourse enough, because of which people are led to this materialist, reductionist idea of reality which leaves them feeling bereft. It leaves them feeling dead inside and as a result you get more people having breakdowns thinking, “What is the point of it all?” … If you’ve been through those severe experiences you’ve been further out than the rest of us and that’s something beneficial for us. In some ancient communities that was a qualification for being a shaman or a wise person.
[Russell Razzaque]

To be fair to him [Chris Grayling], replacing a system that works with an untested ferry firm with zero ships or shipping experience is one of the most concise Brexit summaries we’ve seen so far. Assuming the government has abandoned Brexit and is now spending 100% of its time creating metaphors for how shit Brexit is going, credit where it’s due – this one is bang on.
[James Felton; Guardian; 4 January 2019]

10 Books I’ve Loved: 4

Before Christmas I was nominated by Graham Page to post, over 10 days, the covers of 10 Books I’ve Loved, no explanation necessary – just the covers.

This is being spread over the five working days of each of two weeks. I don’t usually tag people on memes, and tagging someone every day (as requested) seems too big an imposition, so to compromise I’m nominating these five people to produce their own list: Alden O’Brien, Keeley Schell, Ivan Hutnik, John Monaghan, Ashley Herum. Of course anyone else is welcome to sing along!

Day 4 : Evelyn Waugh; Black Mischief

Later in the year I hope to follow on with other similar themes. I already have Books I Hated / Can’t Read and Books I Found Influential / Formative lined up. There may be others.

Book Review: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

Shoukei Matsumoto
A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

Penguin; 2018

This is a curious little book which does very much what it says in the title. It is about cleaning, as zen monks do it in the monastery, as well as meditation. The life of the zen monk is hard – much harder than we realise; for another perspective see Gesshin Greenwood – and very strictly regulated. It is clear that many things are done the way they have always been done: because it works, is sustainable in a moneyless society, and is as light as possible on the environment.

By having to do everything precisely the right way, all the time, every time, it is possible to not have to think about what you’re doing but concentrate on doing it. So everything from preparing food and polishing floors, to tidying the garden and having a shit, become part of the meditative practice.

When it comes to cleaning a temple, polishing the floor is as basic a chore as it gets. For many monks, a day does not go by that they don’t clean the floors of the temple corridors.

Since the floors are thoroughly polished day in and day out, every inch of them is beautiful, with their surface, blackened through hundreds of years of use, taking on an almost translucent, fossilized look. You can walk through a carefully maintained temple all day long in white socks without worrying about discolouring them. There is no dust or grime to speak of.

It is the job of the monks to perform the upkeep on these beautifully preserved floors. They are polished every day whether they appear to need it or not.

When you are polishing the floor, you are polishing your heart and your mind.

The point of housework is to clean up dirt and grime, isn’t it? So you might be wondering what is the point of cleaning something that is already spotless. But for monks the physical act of polishing the floor is analogous to cleaning the earthly dirt from your soul.

This book is a collection of very short pieces about the various cleaning and maintenance jobs the monks do, and the way in which they are also a method of meditation. Although translated from the Japanese, the sense of strangeness, quirkiness and totally other has been retained; and that made it for me an interesting, even inspiring, read.

My criticism? There were places where I felt I wanted a bit more detail about how things were done and the rhythm of daily life.

Nevertheless, if you are interested in zen, the way zen monks practice, or just curious about other ways of life, then this is a delightful, short read.

Overall Rating: ★★★★☆

10 Books I’ve Loved: 3

Before Christmas I was nominated by Graham Page to post, over 10 days, the covers of 10 Books I’ve Loved, no explanation necessary – just the covers.

This is being spread over the five working days of each of two weeks. I don’t usually tag people on memes, and tagging someone every day (as requested) seems too big an imposition, so to compromise I’m nominating these five people to produce their own list: Alden O’Brien, Keeley Schell, Ivan Hutnik, John Monaghan, Ashley Herum. Of course anyone else is welcome to sing along!

Day 3 : Mervyn Peake; Titus Groan

Later in the year I hope to follow on with other similar themes. I already have Books I Hated / Can’t Read and Books I Found Influential / Formative lined up. There may be others.

10 Books I’ve Loved: 2

Before Christmas I was nominated by Graham Page to post, over 10 days, the covers of 10 Books I’ve Loved, no explanation necessary – just the covers.

This is being spread over the five working days of each of two weeks. I don’t usually tag people on memes, and tagging someone every day (as requested) seems too big an imposition, so to compromise I’m nominating these five people to produce their own list: Alden O’Brien, Keeley Schell, Ivan Hutnik, John Monaghan, Ashley Herum. Of course anyone else is welcome to sing along!

Day 2 : Martin Gardner; The Annotated Alice

Later in the year I hope to follow on with other similar themes. I already have Books I Hated / Can’t Read and Books I Found Influential / Formative lined up. There may be others.

10 Books I’ve Loved: 1

Before Christmas I was nominated by Graham Page to post, over 10 days, the covers of 10 Books I’ve Loved, no explanation necessary – just the covers.

This is being spread over the five working days of each of two weeks. I don’t usually tag people on memes, and tagging someone every day (as requested) seems too big an imposition, so to compromise I’m nominating these five people to produce their own list: Alden O’Brien, Keeley Schell, Ivan Hutnik, John Monaghan, Ashley Herum. Of course anyone else is welcome to sing along!

Day 1 : Anthony Powell; The Military Philosophers

Later in the year I hope to follow on with other similar themes. I already have Books I Hated / Can’t Read and Books I Found Influential / Formative lined up. There may be others.

Word: Idiorhythmic

Idiorhythmic

Where each subject lives according to his/her own rhythm.
Allowing each member to regulate his or her own life; allowing freedom to the individual.

From the Byzantine Greek ἰδιόρρυθμος; idio- (self) with rhythm.
Used originally (in 1862, says the OED) and chiefly of monastic institutions.

Birthday Meme

This year’s birthday meme is one I made earlier.

  1. What day of the week were you born: Thursday
  2. Where were you born: Gower Street, London
  3. How old were you when you were born: 907
  4. How old are you now: 997½
  5. Age you get mistaken for: 21 + a bit (a large bit!)
  6. What famous persons share your birthday: Harry Gordon Selfridge (1858; founder of Selfridge’s department store in London), Mick McManus (1920; British wrestler), Arthur Scargill (1938; British miners leader), Ben Crenshaw (1952; US golfer), Bryan Robson (1957; England footballer), Brian Moore (1962; England rugby player)
  7. Who died on your birthday: Hans Sloane (1753; collector who provided the foundation collections of the British Museum, British Library and Natural History Museum, London), Thomas Hardy (1928; author), Barbara Pym (1980; author)
  8. List one notable event that took place on your birthday: In 1922, the first use of insulin to treat diabetes in a human patient
  9. Tell us about a holiday that falls on your birthday: Kagami biraki is a Japanese traditional ceremony which literally translates to “Opening the Mirror” (from an abstinence) or, also, “Breaking of the Mochi” (a sort of rice cake). It traditionally falls on 11 January. It refers to the opening of a Kagami mochi, or to the opening of a cask of sake at a party or ceremony.
  10. Do you like your name? Not especially, but I’m so used to it I can’t think of anything which would be better
  11. Three things you like about yourself: knee replacements, piercing, grey hair
  12. Three things you dislike about yourself: depression, diabetes, deafness
  13. What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend you’re not dying? Difficult; it’s often known as depression
  14. What is your superpower? Stupidity
  15. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? (1) Brexit is cancelled, (2) a magic carpet, (3) three more wishes
  16. Do you wear anything special on your birthday? Nothing
  17. When did you last have a birthday party? Probably when I was about 7
  18. What birthday present would you especially like this year? Not to be overweight and have diabetes
  19. Do you do anything special on your birthday? No not usually; I’ve never made anything much of my birthday, it isn’t in my culture
  20. Three random facts: (1) spiders have 8 legs, (2) carp have teeth in their throat not their mouth, (3) while children of identical twins are legally first cousins, genetically they are actually half siblings

I’m not tagging people but permission is granted to anyone who wants to copy this and join in. The only rule is that you add a question to the list.

Ten Things, January

This year our Ten Things series is focusing on each month in turn. The Ten Things may include facts about the month, momentous events that happened, personal things, and any other idiocy I feel like – just because I can. So here are …

Ten Things about January

  1. Surprise, surprise! … It’s New Year
  2. Then there’s Twelfth Night
  3. And my birthday
  4. And Epiphany
  5. The month was originally dedicated to Roman god Janus
  6. Birthstone: Garnet
  7. January corresponds to the Anglo-Saxon Wolf Month
  8. Burns’ Night, when the Scots celebrate their national poet by eating haggis and drinking whisky, is on 25th
  9. First recorded lottery was held in England in 1569
  10. 31st is allegedly sacred to the Valkyries and the Norns