Quotes in May

So here’s your collection of recently encountered quotes for this merry month of May. And a long, and somewhat cynical (ie. realistic) list it is!


Poverty is the mother of crime.
[Marcus Aurelius]


Hearing people say they are going to vote Reform because they have tried the others and it is worth giving Reform a chance. This is rather like saying we’ve tried cats, dogs and rabbits, let’s try a rattlesnake as a house pet.
[Dave Middleton]


These folk are hewers of trees and hunters of beasts; therefore we are their unfriends, and if they will not depart we shall afflict them in all ways that we can.
[JRR Tolkien, The Silmarillion]


I’m not telling you to make the world better, I’m just telling you to live in it. Not just to endure it, not just to suffer it, not just to pass through it, but to live in it. To look at it. To take chances. To make your own work and take pride in it.
[Joan Didion]


The ones who send you to die will never stand where the bullets land.
[Ernset Hemingway]


War is not fought for nations – it is fought so a few men can turn blood into profit.
[Major-General Smedley Butler]


Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
[Terry Pratchett]


Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.
[Socrates]


I hate math tests because all through the chapter it’s like really easy and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like:
If I throw a triangle out of the car and the car is going 20km/h and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?

[unknown]


We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.
[Brian Tyler Cohen]


We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.
[unknown]


Shalimar, the trumpets chorused, angels wholly all shall take.
Those alive will meet the prophets, those at peace shall see their wake.

[Keith Reid, Whaling Stories, 1970]


When objects need accounts, ownership becomes cosplay.
[Kamil Murkowska; https://blog.kamilamurko.cc/the-subscription-of-everything/]


You will be told that you are empowered because you can customize your plan. You will be told that the system is flexible because you can cancel anytime. You will be told that everything is designed around you, which is true only in the sense that a maze is designed around a mouse.
[Kamil Murkowska; https://blog.kamilamurko.cc/the-subscription-of-everything/]


I like software that updates without requiring me to understand anything about drivers, patches, or the dark emotional life of printers.
[Kamil Murkowska; https://blog.kamilamurko.cc/the-subscription-of-everything/]


The major western democracies are moving towards corporatism. Democracy has become a business plan with a bottom line for every human activity, every dream, every decency, every hope. The main parliamentary parties are now devoted to the same economic policies – socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor – and the same foreign policy of servility to endless war. This is not democracy. It is to politics what McDonalds is to food.
[John Pilger (1939 to 2023)]


The rich do not feed society; workers do. Farmers grow food, drivers move it, nurses heal, teachers teach, builders build, coders code, and labor keeps the world alive. Billionaires mostly own, extract, and profit from what others produce. If the rich vanished, work would continue. If workers vanished, the rich would have nothing to exploit.
[unknown]


May Quiz Answers

Here are the answers to this month’s six quiz questions. If in doubt, all should be able to be easily verified online.

People

  1. Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize? Marie Curie
  2. Who is often credited with creating the world’s first car? Karl Benz
  3. The name of which British prince is often used to describe a pierced manhood? Albert
  4. Who was married to John F Kenedy and was first lady from 1961 until 1963? Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
  5. Name the author: He was born in Dublin in 1854, and died in Paris in 1900. Oscar Wilde
  6. Although more well-known for his fiction and character creations, what famous author was also an ophthalmologist? He studied medicine at the University of Edinburgh in the 1870s, was a determined supporter of compulsory vaccination, and partially based his most famous character on a former university teacher. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2025.

This Month’s Poem

Song on a May Morning
John Milton

Now the bright morning star, day’s harbinger,
Comes dancing from the East, and leads with her
The flowry May, who from her green lap throws
The yellow cowslip, and the pale primrose.
Hail bounteous May that dost inspire
Mirth and youth, and warm desire,
Woods and groves, are of thy dressing,
Hill and dale, doth boast thy blessing.
Thus we salute thee with our early Song,
And welcome thee, and wish thee long.

Find this poem online at All Poetry

May Quiz Questions

Each month we’re posing six pub quiz style questions, with a different subject each month.
As always, they’re designed to be tricky but not impossible, so it’s unlikely everyone will know all the answers – just have a bit of fun.

People

  1. Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
  2. Who is often credited with creating the world’s first car?
  3. The name of which British prince is often used to describe a pierced manhood?
  4. Who was married to John F Kennedy and was first lady from 1961 until 1963?
  5. Name the author: He was born in Dublin in 1854, and died in Paris in 1900.
  6. Although more well-known for his fiction and character creations, what famous author was also an ophthalmologist? He studied medicine at the University of Edinburgh in the 1870s, was a determined supporter of compulsory vaccination, and partially based his most famous character on a former university teacher.

Answers will be posted in 2 weeks time.

May 1926

Our look at some of the significant happenings 100 years ago this month.


4. The United Kingdom general strike begins at midnight, in support of a strike by coal miners.

General Strike March

8. Birth. Sir David Attenborough, British broadcaster, naturalist, and producer

9. Explorer Richard E Byrd and co-pilot Floyd Bennett claim to be the first to fly over the North Pole in the Josephine Ford monoplane, taking off from Spitsbergen, Norway and returning 15 hours and 44 minutes later. Both men are immediately hailed as national heroes, though some experts have since been skeptical of the claim, believing the plane was unlikely to have covered the entire distance and back in such a short time. Byrd’s diary, discovered in 1996, suggests the plane actually turned back 150 miles short of the North Pole, due to an oil leak.

9. Death. JM Dent, British publisher (b.1849)

12. Roald Amundsen and his crew fly over the North Pole, in the airship Norge.

12. The United Kingdom general strike is called off by the trade unions, although miners remain on strike.

14. Birth. Eric Morecambe, English comedian, author (d.1984)

Unblogged April

A few notes on things this month I didn’t otherwise write about.


Wednesday 1
Spotted at least four April Fool news items today.


Thursday 2
So we’re due a wine delivery. You tell them not to deliver before 14:00. So what do they do, deliver around 12:30 when we’re both out and leave it with an elderly neighbour. It’s called customer service! Gah!


Saturday 4
Banks! Well actually Building Societies in this case. Yes, you can open an online joint account, but you have to get the second person to complete a printed form and post it to us. Two different variants of this today. So no guys, either it is online or it isn’t. The third Building Society: yes, it is all online and we will send you the final setup details, if possible by email. Guess who gets the business!


Sunday 5
Oh happy Easter day, spent beating our brains out over draft wills and the like documents which should be going back to the solicitor ASAP.


Tuesday 7
What a gorgeous afternoon to be sitting outside the hospital (waiting for my taxi).


Thursday 9
And suddenly the garden is ablaze with bright pink blossom on our columnar crab apple. I must photograph it! (It’s too dark now.)
Later …pink apple blossomAnd this afternoon I looked out at 16 green parakeets sitting neatly arranged in a row on two branches of the oak tree, one above the other. Of course by the time I’d counted them and could get a camera they’d all shuffled untidily about.


Saturday 11
So Artemis II is back on Earth. Now can we go back to something that passes for normality and forget about wasting obscene amounts of money on shooting people and things into space for nothing much more than willy-waving. Think of the waste of money and resources; the environmental damage; how much good that money could do. And no, I don’t just mean America, but the whole world.


Monday 13
Another glorious Spring day, except for a quick light shower at lunchtime. The garden is full of blossom and birds.


Tuesday 14
Why are hospitals so exhausting? This is why … Today I had a 14:15 appointment about my back. I left home about 13:20 and found where I needed to be by 13:50. I was seen at 14:30 (so late) and to be fair then had 45 minutes with the clinician. Having phoned for a cab before 15:30, I got home at 16:20, with not a lot to show for it. Oh and the hospital was boiling hot; but people were still going around in heavy woollen coats and puffer jackets. At one point a fit-looking coloured woman sat down beside me; after 5 minutes she says “It’s really hot in here” and removed her puffer jacket revealing a thick sweater over … well who knows! No wonder she was hot – I was wearing just t-shirt and jeans and was too hot!


Thursday 16
Why, for no obvious reason, does one sometimes have a truly bad night and feel wrecked the next day?


Friday 17
Got my Spring Covid jab today. The pharmacy I go to is a couple of miles away, but I go there because they are just so efficient. Left home at 13:45, back home by 14:25 – and at the pharmacy for 10 minutes! OK they weren’t busy – two in front of me and only one lady doing injections – but they’re set up for this and have I think five stations for injections. It is a well oiled, very efficient system. If only everywhere was as efficient!


Saturday 18
Awake just before six this morning. Looking out of the window at the trees, the air was absolutely still; not a leaf moving. Very very unusual. There was a little breeze by mid-morning, but then it was almost dead calm again by teatime.


Wednesday 22
So relaxed today that my blood pressure was getting low.


Thursday 23
So what happened to St George’s Day? Scarcely a mention of it online and in the media. Yet St Patrick’s Day (especially) is always wall-to-wall coverage. And that’s just in London!


Friday 24
Sitting in the sun outside the hospital this afternoon, there’s a jumbo jet flying over out of Heathrow. And up there too a bird against the clear blue sky; looking as if about to collide with the plane. It looked tiny and was drifting in the breeze, but clearly well below the plane. No it isn’t a red kite, that’s one of the local peregrines drifting slowly around looking for some hapless pigeon for tea.
Other than that, very much a reprise of Tuesday, ten days ago.


Saturday 25
Now the daffodils have finished, we’ve recently been getting some really gorgeous tulips from the supermarket. OK, they aren’t dirt cheap (unlike the daffs; how can they do a bunch for £1?) but they’ve been lasting well, and been really pretty and joyful.red tulips with white and yellow daffodilspink and white tulips


Sunday 26
Today, the first rose of summer. As we would expect on the Lady Hillingdon.large peachy-yellow roseSorry not a brilliant photo as it was taken looking into the light.


Monday 27
Spent the morning cat-wangling, in order to take them to the vet for their annual check-up and jabs. We’ve changed vet to a practice in the same group but which is closer to us, because the senior vet at our old practice has retired. Saw a very nice young lady vet (appears to be at least half Chinese, likely Hong Kong) who had been recommended by the lady from whom we got the Rosie cat. We had some lovely conversation about the cats. All three felines were incredibly well behaved – they didn’t even swear at any of the dogs! – and got a clean bill of health. Tilly was said to be in wonderful condition for a 13-year-old cat, with no sign of dental problems at all and has put on a little weight since last year; Boy has a grazed ear, likely from scrapping with the cat next door; and as we knew Rosie could do with losing a bit of weight. Otherwise they did really well. Although my credit card hurt afterwards!


Wednesday 29
Now that’s what I call service. I spent the morning at the dentist, when I had expected most of the day! He needed to replace one of my crowns. I arrive for a 09:45 appointment about 09:15 and I’m seen within 10 minutes. Old crown removed and tidied up. He then waves a little scanner wand around my mouth, and uses the scans to design the crown on his system (basically a CAD system) while I watch on the screen. As I’ve said before they now have a very clever (but noisy) machine which sculpts the crown from a ceramic blank to the design it is sent. That’ll take about an hour and a half, says dentist; we’ll ring you when we want you back here; so we may be done before lunch (I was expecting the sometime in the afternoon and having hours to kill). Noreen had come with me and gone off to the local charity shops. So about 10:00 I’m ringing her, and we meet at the café for a really excellent, and large, full English breakfast. We wander back to the dentist about 11:30. Again he sees me within about 10 minutes. Crown adjusted and glued on; I’ve paid (very ouch, again!) and we’re on our way home by 12:15. So I get a free afternoon! Definite result!


Monthly Links for April

As usual in this month’s collection of links, we’ll start with the hardest stuff …


Science, Technology, Natural World

Quite a lot of years ago, mathematicians worked out why waiting for a lift (elevator, for those in America) always takes forever. [££££]

How likely are you to be killed by a primordial black hole? [££££]

Whether you believe in astrology or not, your star sign is likely wrong, but you can find the correct one. [££££]

The Chernobyl exclusion zone has become a most unusual ecological experiments on Earth, leading to some unexpected results. [LONG READ]

So why do cats get the Zoomies, especially late at night?


Health, Medicine

If you had cardiac arrest in public, would a stranger give you CPR?

Most men have two balls, but are three balls better?


Sexuality & Relationships

The Kamasutra is more than a sex manual, with consent as an underlying principle.

A 300+ year old sex manual that got pretty much all of it wrong.

Well who would have guessed? Human sperm get lost in space. [££££]

As if boob jobs weren’t enough, labiaplasty is a growing fashion. Why? Just why? [LONG READ]


Environment & Ecology

Jaguar (below) are becoming increasingly rare, so researchers were pleased to see one in a wildlife corridor in the Honduran mountains. [££££]


History, Archaeology, Anthropology

Archaeologists have discovered a variety of 12,000‑year‑old dice, and they illuminate ancient play.

The oldest known recipe for toothpaste comes from … Ancient Egypt.

So how many of the purported priest holes are actually what they’re said to be? [LONG READ]

Samuel Pepys was, in many ways, a very naughty man – even to the extent of concealing letters about being offered an enslaved boy as a bribe.


London

Matt Brown of Londonist has taken a look at the origins of some of the City of London’s street names.

Matt Brown is also creating a coloured version of John Rocque’s 1746 map of London. Here’s the latest section covering Chelsea and the King’s Road (above).

Meanwhile a researcher has been able to unravel the mysterious location of Shakespeare’s house in Blackfriars.

London Historians visits Benjamin Franklin’s London house.


Food, Drink

Here’s a quick look at some of the factors which produce the myriad types of tea.


Lifestyle, Personal Development, Beliefs

Humans have been documenting their appreciation of the nude body for thousands of years, and photography has made it much easier and more accessible.

The New Testament letters of Paul are not what they seem; many weren’t even written by him. [LONG READ]


Shock, Horror, Ha ha ha!

Finally, New Scientist considers the size of a “shedload“. [££££]