What I Did Done

Sometime in early August, Emma Beddington wrote an article in the Guardian under the title Ignore those lists of goals to hit by age 30 – here’s what you should have done by 47.

Well I’m a bit past worrying about either 30 or 47, but it did get me thinking. I wonder what achievements and landmarks I managed in each decade of my life so far? Well here’s a list. It’s all a bit frightening really, when written down like this …


0 to 10

  • Entered the world and was healthy
  • Learnt to read, write, do arithmetic
  • Learnt to ride a bike
  • Learnt to swim
  • Introduced to nudism
  • Introduced to lightweight camping

10 to 20

  • Passed 11+
  • Sung in school choir (including Messiah, Benjamin Britten’s St Nicholas, and HMS Pinafore; also at St Paul’s Cathedral)
  • Scout troop leader
  • Visited the Lake District with school (twice), and Scotland with scouts (twice)
  • School prize for A-levels
  • Went to university to study chemistry
  • Learnt computer programming
  • Played cricket and hockey for school & university
  • Treasurer, and briefly Chairman, of university radio station
  • Broken engagement

20 to 30

  • Somehow got a BA, MSc & PhD
  • Representative on various staff/student committees & similar
  • Resident Tutor
  • Met Prof. Sir George Porter (Nobel Laureate) at Royal Institution
  • Converted to Catholicism and lapsed
  • 3rd XI club cricket captain
  • Learnt to umpire cricket, properly (but never bothered to take the exams)
  • Met my handful of most influential friends
  • Unemployed for 3 months
  • Permanent job (at IBM)
  • School governor
  • Organised a tour for my cricket club
  • Finally moved away from home
  • Got my own rented flat
  • Appendix removed and a summer off work
  • Married

30 to 40

  • Bought the house
  • Got our first cats
  • Organised a tour for a different cricket club
  • Had a summer off work with glandular fever
  • Had an affair

40 to 50


50 to 60

  • Father died
  • Started this blog
  • Retired (from IBM)
  • Silver wedding
  • Conducted the funeral of a friend; gave the eulogy at her husband’s funeral two years later
  • Got a piercing (don’t ask, TMIA)
  • Visited USA
  • Ran five Anthony Powell international conferences
  • Had Sunday Lunch at the Ritz
  • Visited Eton College; and Balliol College, Oxford
  • Met Ian Rankin and Tariq Ali
  • Attended the Service of the Most Noble Order of the Garter in St George’s Chapel, Windsor
  • Diagnosed with Obstructive Sleep Apnoea and Type 2 Diabetes

60 to 70

  • Mother died
  • Became a state registered geriatric
  • Met the Earl of Gowrie; and Lady Antonia Fraser
  • Ran another four Anthony Powell international conferences
  • Had formal dinner (and informal lunch) in Masters Common Room of Eton College
  • Stood down as Secretary & Trustee of Anthony Powell Society after 18 years
  • Involved in founding GP’s patient group; appointed Chairman
  • Published (privately) a book of photographs
  • Bilateral knee replacements
  • Ruby Wedding
  • Attended Buckingham Palace Garden Party

Over 70

  • Appointed to my local council’s Community Review Panel

That includes a number of things I never dreamt I’d do, like visiting Eton College (and drinking their champagne); meeting an Earl who was also a former Cabinet minister; dining at the Ritz; attending a Buckingham Palace Garden Party.

So even if I exclude the things we all do – like reading, writing and losing parents – that’s still a somewhat mind-boggling list for a mediocre grammar school boy!

However I don’t really feel it is exceptional. Mostly because I’ve drifted; I’ve gone where the wind took me; none of this was a pre-planned long-term objective, because I’ve never had a life (or career) plan. I’ve done what was there at the time. If you’d asked me at 11, 18, or even 21, I couldn’t have predicted any of this (except the very obvious). And I find that somewhat scary.

Interesting Times

As I said yesterday, we do live in interesting times. In the last 5-and-a-bit years we’ve seen …

In the UK

  • Three Prime Ministers: Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss
  • Two General Elections in 2017 and 2019
  • 2016 to 2020: just how are we going to leave the EU?
  • June 2017: Grenfell Tower fire
  • May 2018: Royal wedding of Harry & Megan
  • Prince Harry & Megan relinquish royal duties and abscond to California
  • January 2020: finally leave the EU
  • March 2020 to date: SARS-CoV-2 and Covid-19 (in UK) including lockdowns, an over-stressed NHS etc.
  • March 2021: census
  • April 2021: death of Duke of Edinburgh
  • Late 2021 to date: seriously escalating energy prices
  • February 2022: Queen’s Platinum Jubilee
  • February 2022 to date: discovery of polio in London’s sewage
  • May 2022 to date: monkeypox
  • September 2022: death of Queen Elizabeth II and accession of King Charles III

Worldwide

  • Three Presidents of the USA: Barak Obama, Donald Trump, Joe Biden
  • October 2017: ‘Oumuamua, the first known interstellar object, identified
  • November 2018: Gilets Jaunes protests in France
  • April 2019: fire almost destroys Notre Dame
  • May 2019: Naruhito becomes Emperor of Japan on the unprecedented abdication of his father Emperor Akihito (who had ruled for 30 years)
  • December 2019: US President, Donald Trump, is impeached
  • January 2021: US President, Donald Trump, is impeached for a second time
  • March 2021: container ship Ever Given blocks Suez Canal for a week, causing massive disruption to trade routes
  • December 2021 to January 2022: eruption of Hunga Tonga–Hunga Ha’apai volcanic island in Tonga, currently the largest eruption of 21st century
  • 2022: attempted invasion of Ukraine by Russia and resultant war

That’s what I can remember. And we haven’t even mentioned climate change, or a rash of celebs being arraigned for sexual abuse!

I challenge anyone to find me a more “interesting” 5 years, excepting around WWI and WWII.

Interesting times, indeed.

Ten Things: September

This year our Ten Things each month are words with particular endings. Clearly this won’t be all the words with the nominated ending, but a selection of the more interesting and/or unusual.

Ten Words ending with -u

  1. coypu
  2. tiramisu
  3. flambeau
  4. kinkajou
  5. jiujitsu
  6. parvenu
  7. caribou
  8. apercu
  9. haiku
  10. bijou

Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to write a story in at most three sentences using all these words correctly. Post your attempt in the comments before the end of the month and there’s an e-drink for anyone who I consider succeeds.

London Bridge

London Bridge is Down

Such apparently was the code to be used to announce Queen Elizabeth II’s death to court and government.

The Queen is dead!
God save the King!

OK, I’m not going to rehash any of the general outpouring of grief, reflection and remembrance that appears to be gripping the country – as regular readers know, such is not my style.

My comment is really just that this does feel somewhat surreal.

I’m old enough to have now lived in the reign of three monarchs. I was just a year old when George VI died, so although “I was there” I remember nothing of it. Nor do I remember QEII’s coronation in June 1953, when I would have been 2½ – although I’m told I was taken to a neighbour’s to watch the event on TV.

So effectively I have only ever known Elizabeth II as monarch. She was there; always; “part of the furniture” as it were. And it seemed she always would be there; like the Queen Mother before her she seemed immortal – and then suddenly she wasn’t.

What struck me as odd was how quickly it all happened. OK, so the Queen was frail, but on Tuesday she was meeting the outgoing and incoming Prime Ministers (admittedly at Balmoral, making them travel) and looking frail; and two days later suddenly she’s gone, with effectively no real warning. One had expected that her demise would be drawn out over maybe a week of final illness. So perhaps all was not as good underneath as it seemed, and her “mobility issues” were as much to do with (say) heart or cancer as just worn out joints. No doubt the truth will emerge – eventually.

There will, naturally, be a period of national mourning at least until the state funeral, which is unlikely before Monday 19 September (what a security nightmare that will be). Fortunately there are fairly advanced plans in place which can be rolled out – albeit with many final details to be resolved – the logistics are essentially already in place (this is one role of the Earl-Marshal and the College of Arms, qv. for items on protocol). It is going to be very interesting to see what gets cancelled, postponed or closed over the coming days.

So now we have King Charles III. I admit I thought until a year or so ago that he’d probably duck and we’d go straight to William, although I came to the conclusion that Charles wouldn’t pass. I’ve also come away from the view that Charles might abdicate in favour of William after 5 or 10 years; I now don’t think he will do that either, although he may reassess this if his health deteriorates.

Many thought Charles would not reign as Charles III, given the history of Charles I and Charles II. But I thought it unlikely he’d choose to be known as anything other than Charles (in the way his grandfather, Albert Frederick Arthur George aka. King George VI, had).

And so to a Coronation. It’ll be a few months away, they say. No, it will be many months away. The late Queen’s coronation took almost 18 months to arrange, and I can’t see Charles’s being any easier (if nothing else it will be an even bigger security nightmare). So it is very unlikely before this time next year, and they’d want to avoid the anniversary of the Queen’s death, as well as having left a suitably respectful period. They’ll also want to avoid the winter weather, as any coronation is a big display of pageantry. So my money is on Spring/early Summer 2024. We shall see.

A new monarch will mean a lot of work for quite a few businesses. All the printed copies of the national anthem have to be updated; potentially hymn books and prayer books; all government document formats and websites; all royal warrants; many flags (especially if the Royal Standard is changed). Not to mention commemorative merchandise, especially for a coronation. The list goes on and on and … That could well keep the country out of the otherwise impending recession – let’s not say the Queen didn’t always do her best for us!

And eventually our money and postage stamps will need to be updated. That though will take time; there’s no great rush as the precedent is for existing money to continue to be legal tender for years to come (basically until it has to be withdrawn through wear and tear). Stamps are likely to happen sooner; but again there’s no great rush and existing stocks can probably be used for some while – the challenge will be any upcoming commemoratives, including Christmas stamps.

Meanwhile …

RIP Queen Elizabeth.
God save the King!

We do indeed live in interesting times.

Culinary Adventures #91: Bread Pudding

I don’t often do cake-y things – I don’t fancy myself as either a cake or pastry cook – but today was an exception. I tried making something really simple: Bread Pudding. No, not Bread and Butter Pudding, that’s something entirely different, where you cook buttered slices of bread with fruit and what is essentially a custard, and I’m not a fan.

Bread pudding also uses up an excess of bread, with dried fruit, but is effectively a cake. And it is very forgiving, which as regular readers know is something we like as we tend to make things up as we go along.

Still slightly warm but already being demolished!

This is (roughly) what I did.

Ingredients

  • 300g white bread (without the crusts)
  • 300g mixed dried fruit
  • 1tbsp mixed spice (be generous)
  • ½tbsp ground mace
  • 360ml milk
  • 2 large eggs, beaten
  • 90g soft brown sugar (or muscovado), plus a little for dusting
  • zest 1 lemon
  • 80g butter, melted
  • 50ml Amaretto or similar liqueur (again be generous)

Method

  1. Pour the liqueur over the dried fruit and leave to marinade.
  2. Tear the bread into pieces and put in a mixing bowl with the milk. Leave for 30 minutes.
  3. Meanwhile mix the sugar, spices and lemon zest. Beat the eggs.
  4. Butter and line a cake tin.
  5. Heat the oven to 180°/160° fan/gas 4.
  6. When the 30 minutes is up, melt the butter.
  7. Now mix all the ingredients into the bread, being sure to mix thoroughly. Pour the mix into the cake tin, smooth it over and dust with a little extra sugar.
  8. Bake for about 75-90 minutes until a skewer comes out hot, the pudding is firm but springy, and golden on top. (Cover with foil if the top is crisping too fast.)
  9. Leave to cool somewhat before lifting from the tin and dividing into portions. Dust with icing or caster sugar if desired.
  10. Eat hot or warm as a pudding with custard; warm or cold as cake.

Notes

  1. I used a 20cm square, shallow tin and this quantity only half filled it and came out about 3cm thick. Double the quantity if you want a thicker result, but it’ll probably need slightly longer in the oven.
  2. The 20cm tin size cuts into 9 acceptable portions.
  3. Use whatever spices you fancy or have to hand, although mixed spice is the right balance for me.
  4. The addition of 50-100g candied peel would be good.
  5. I’m going to experiment with adding some flaked almonds or walnut pieces to the mix for some variety of texture.
  6. The mix should be quite wet but not slushy; if you think it is too dry add a splash more liqueur or brandy.

September Quiz Questions

This year we’re beginning each month with five pub quiz style questions, with a different subject each month. They’re not difficult, but it is unlikely everyone will know all the answers, so hopefully you’ll learn something new, as well as have a bit of fun.

September Quiz Questions: World Geography

  1. What’s the smallest country in the world?
  2. Where is the lowest point on the Earth’s surface?
  3. Three world cities have longer metro systems than London. Name one of them.
  4. In what country would you find Angkor Wat?
  5. What is the largest desert in the world?

Answers will be posted in 3 weeks time.

Unblogged August

Mon 1 Managed to get my monthly update for GP’s patient group members done early this month. Should make things easier later in the week. Far too much to do and to think about at the moment.
Tue 2 This weather is getting too draining. The warmth is fine, but the humidity! According to the forecast it has been around 50-60% humidity all day today (and that’s quite high) but we’re promised more like 90% humidity overnight – but no rain.
Wed 3 Oh the joy! Afternoon spent rewriting a poorly formatted webpage – and working out how to make it format the way I want. I won in the end.
Thu 4 Well that was a job that was long, long overdue: spent the afternoon sitting outside repotting all the houseplants. Almost every one was well pot-bound.
Fri 5 Another joyful trip to the dentist to have the crown I detached last weekend glued back on. Luckily partner (who I’ve not seen before) was able to achieve this – let’s hope it stays that way. Mind you £100 for 15 minutes work!
Sat 6 Oh! Nasty niff in the kitchen. Ah! Dead mouse behind the fridge, trying to hide in the works. I wonder which cat brought that in, and when?
Sun 7 The day to recover the wasp traps and spend the afternoon examining the catch. Answer: a lot of flies, but also … A couple of apparently common wasps (Vespula vulgaris) in one trap – but they have slightly strange markings. In the other trap one definite V. vulgaris and what looks like a solitary (predatory) wasp which I can’t identify. I was going to blog this, but then realised my photos weren’t up to standard. [The stranger turned out to be a male of the solitary bee Lasioglossus calceatum.]
Mon 8 Unexpected bonus visitors at lunchtime: two goldfinches drinking from the birdbath. Haven’t seen any in ages; good to know they’re still around.
Tue 9 Another bonus visitor at lunchtime: a humming-bird hawkmoth stopping by the buddleia. It was around for only a couple of minutes so no chance of getting a photo. Only the second time I’ve seen one here (previously in 2018) and only the third or fourth ever. They’re not rare, but not common; many are immigrants although they do overwinter and breed in the warmer south-west.
Wed 10 Humming-bird hawkmoth was back again at lunchtime having a quick snack from the buddleia. By the time I had a camera and got there of course it had gone. Still an excuse to sit in the sun for 15 minutes hoping it would return.
Thu 11 We’re obviously not playing enough cricket; or morris dancing. We need rain; lots of rain; and there’s none to speak of on the horizon. Our silver birch tree is so dry it looks like autumn, though I suspect it’s nearing the end of life as they live only 35-40 years.
Fri 12 Yet again the council are behind with the recycling (and rubbish) collections, as they have been for some weeks. Having got behind, they’re not catching up but continually slipping part of the next day – rinse and repeat. They say they’re a victim of the shortage of HGV drivers; ie. they don’t pay enough.
Sat 13 Phew! Just too hot again to do anything other than jellivate™. Luckily it’s supposed to be getting cooler after tomorrow, and we may even get some rain next week – but I’ll believe it when I see it.
Sun 14 Two nice rescues from the house last night, tho’ neither especially unusual. Female Southern Oak Bush Cricket and Straw Underwing moth. I know those Southern Oak Bush Crickets walk and jump well, but how do they get any distance with effectively vestigial wings?
Mon 15 Went to collect my new glasses. Nothing special; same rimless frames as before, but a marginally different colour. Fitting done with no fuss in about 15 minutes. I don’t know I’m wearing them. Why can’t everything be this easy?
Tue 16 So much for the rain we were being promised; it amounted to 10 minutes desultory drizzle. But thank heaven it is quite a bit cooler, although still nice and warm. Much rain forecast for tomorrow – well we can hope!
Wed 17 Rain! I thought it would never arrive, but mid-afternoon the heavens opened for an hour or so. In fact it was so heavy at one point I couldn’t see Horsenden Hill about half a mile away (by fastest crow).
Thu 18 Busy day. Good call with doctors’ Practice Manager and then after lunch to see our newest GP: very thorough; good communicator; very pleasant; all round good experience. Why is it that I’m more comfortable with female clinicians – certainly doctors, nurses, physio etc.? Oh, and the gardener was here all day too!
Fri 19 Big branch on our oak tree has cracked; it’s still attached but hanging down on the ground. Crack is too high for us to get to the limb, although we can hopefully trim the lower parts to make it safe temporarily. Yet more cost!
Sat 20 Demoralising is an understatement. I seem to be getting more depressed by the day; less able to make myself do anything meaningful; more wanting to curl up and ignore everything; more weepy. Over the years I’ve tried petty much everything short of psychedelics and electrodes in the brain, and I just don’t seem to be able to crack it. GOK what the winter is going to be like. And yet people see me as functioning.
Sun 21 Over the last week we’ve put quite a few goodies (like a chicken carcass) out for the foxes. So the trail camera has some wonderful pictures of fox demolishing said chicken and similar.
Mon 22 The tree surgeon cometh. He looketh. He speaketh money. Verily we concur. He goeth away with a promise to return on the morrow morn with lad(s) to do the work.
Tue 23 The tree surgeon’s lads arrive (late). The chainsaw revs. Broken oak branch removed. Small defunct cherry tree goes. Remains of very old dying apple tree also gone – thankfully the rambler roses are saved. Job done in about half an hour! I’m sure the guy next door was rejoicing as he thought we were removing all our trees, which he hates. What a shame we disappointed him! Meanwhile the pond guys also started today and worked like Trojans.
Wed 24 Pond nearly finished already. Filled with water; pump running. A few bits to finish off tomorrow. Looks really good. Pix when complete.
Thu 25 Rain! We have rain! By 6 this morning it had clearly been raining well for some time … and it continued to wee it down until lunchtime. So we all got soaked finishing off the pond, and the guys had done and gone by about noon. I can’t believe how quickly, efficiently and professionally they’ve done the whole job – even down to supplying some small fish and waterlilies! Brilliant!
Fri 26 Indulgent pudding: strawberries and cut-up almond croissant with lots of double cream. An Anglo-Frog variant of Eton Mess – except deconstructed.
Sat 27 Tootling round the garden, as one does, we stopped to look at the pond. Lots of little goldfish dashing hither and yon in the sun. And the waterlilies are already growing – one has a leaf on the surface having grown around 15cm in two days! Incredible!
Sun 28 Male blackcap skulking through the shrubs outside our dining room window at lunchtime. Accompanied by our usual selection of blue tits and great tits demolishing the peanuts.
And, as promised, here’s the newly refurbished pond; with all 4 waterlilies now having surfaced!
Mon 29 August Bank Holiday Monday. And it didn’t rain! It looked as if it might rain a couple of times, but nothing happened. Which sort of sums up the day all round.
Tue 30 The enormous pile of crap we accumulated in the front garden is gone. A glorious skip-full of old pond bits, shed detritus, garden crap, miscellaneous metal & electrical recycling, etc. etc. Removed same day by a registered waste company on their truck. Yes, it cost, but job done quickly & efficiently. Result!
Wed 31 A truly “meh” day to end the month. Not feeling great and at every turn there’s yet more that has to be done – including attending to the gardener, who like all gardeners can be a loose cannon if not supervised.

Monthly Links

This month’s collection of links to items you didn’t know you’d missed, and probably didn’t want to.


Science, Technology, Natural World

The universe is stealing our time! The days are getting shorter as Earth spins faster.

In an incredible feat of computing, the AI system Deep Mind has worked out the structure 200 million proteins in all the species whose genome has been sequenced.

Who first thought up the concept of zero? It seems the origins are somewhat elusive, but it looks like it may be in Sumatra. [£££]

Apparently the US regulators are imminently to certify the first small nuclear reactors. Now if they’ll just use the molten salt reactors then it will solve the problem of further high risk waste.

In more watery news a rare coloured sea slug has been found in UK waters for the first time.

The other side of the world, an incredible new jellyfish has been found off the coast of Papua New Guinea

Back on dry land, a group of scientists is planning to resurrect the extinct Tasmanian Tiger (Thylacine). Hmmm … good luck with that one!

So how are large migratory moths able to fly in incredibly straight lines for miles? Scientists are trying to find out.


Health, Medicine

There are times when I struggle to believe what scientists and medics can achieve, and this is one of them … they’ve managed to change blood type of donor kidney – if this stands up then it will be a major breakthrough in transplant surgery.

There’s an outbreak of the previously unknown “tomato flu” in India. Except that it isn’t; it’s actually viral hand, foot & mouth disease which not uncommon amongst children across the globe. (Hand, foot & moth disease is NOT related to foot & mouth in cattle etc.)


Sexuality

Something else what always amazes me is the breadth of Benjamin Franklin’s interests. For instance, who know he extolled the benefits of banging MILFs?

One far-sighted mother (in Australia) got help to give her autistic sone some confidence – she booked him a session with a sex worker! Now tell me again why sex work shouldn’t be legal.


Environment

Hedges. Britain excels at them, with a greater length of hedge than roads. And farmers are coming to realise they provide vital habitat and corridors for wildlife. [LONG READ]


Art, Literature, Language, Music

A short item from History Today on the way our expletives change over the centuries. [£££]


History, Archaeology, Anthropology

Researchers have been retrieving DNA from ancient teeth and estimated that the “cold sore” herpes virus (HSV-1) is a recent evolution.

It is being suggested that the reason many medieval monks has a high parasite load was because they were using their own excrement as fertiliser.

The first of our two articles this month from Going Medieval‘s, looks at sexual assault in the medieval world. [LONG READ]

And our second of Going Medieval‘s articles is all about rocking chicks what brew beer. [LONG READ]

Only 350 years after it sank in the Bahamas, the wreck of the cargo of treasure aboaud the Nuestra Señora de las Maravillas is being discovered and recovered.

Bills of Mortality, basically early equivalents of death certificates, often in church registers, are an invaluable resource. A London Inheritance blog takes a look at what they can tell is abut early modern life in London. [LONG READ]

Guédelon Castle

They said it is impossible to rebuild Notre Dame, using medieval carpentry and building skills … but France’s medieval carpenters are doing it!


London

A potted history of the London Taxicab.

A review of a book on origins of the more curious and interesting of London’s pub names.


Food, Drink

It seems there are some (natural) products which are able to interfere with your body’s ability to use the nutrients you consume – known as antinutrients.


Book Review: What’s in a London Pub Name

James Potts & Sam Cullen
What’s in a London Pub Name

Capital History; 2022

Greater London has thousands of pubs – so many that probably no-one had counted them; and in any event the list would change daily. In 136 pages the authors of this slim volume describe the origins of over 650 of the more unusual or interesting pub names in Greater London – all the way from “Aces & Eights” (Tufnell Park) to the “Zetland Arms” (South Kensington). As one can imagine, at an average of about 5 pubs and a photograph per page, the descriptions are not very detailed. This is a shame, as there is undoubtedly more to be told about most of these names, and many others.

The sheer variety of names is astonishing, from the ubiquitous “Red Lion” to the eccentric “Queen’s Head and Artichoke”. Even so, as the authors admit, the list is far from comprehensive. They’ve set out to document those names with an interesting story and consequently have omitted many of the more obvious, like the “Queen Victoria”.

Sadly though I came away with one (or maybe it is actually two) criticisms. There are too many new names: for example the ubiquitous Wetherspoons “Moon” names (historic, not!) creep in, although thankfully the “Frog and …” names don’t get a mention. Against, or maybe because of, this the authors’ stated omission of many more common or obvious names does mean there is too little on the historic origins of pub names, which are often rooted in heraldry or other medieval/early modern symbolism or celebrity: are all the “Queen Victoria” pubs really named for our 19th-century monarch? Something more comprehensive would, for me at least, have been more satisfying.

Nevertheless, this is an interesting and well produced little paperback, but I have my doubts as to how long the spine will last with even moderate use. It is eminently suited to being dipped into – although you’ll find (as I did) you can read it from cover to cover! At £9.99 from Amazon (other suppliers available), it would make a great stocking filler for the London, or pub, aficionado.

Overall Rating: ★★★★☆