Smackerated Toe, originally uploaded by kcm76.
This week’s self-portrait: 52 Weeks 22/52 (2008 week 30).
Notice the prehensile toes, just to prove my real ancestry. 🙂
Smackerated Toe
Smackerated Toe, originally uploaded by kcm76.
Smackerated Toe, originally uploaded by kcm76.
Fingers
This week’s self-portrait: 52 Weeks 21/52 (2008 week 29)
On the Extinction of the Knife
So, our beloved Prime Minister, and his hench-chav-girlie Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, have decreed that carrying a knife (no qualifications; no excuses) is a criminal act. So it must be. Any knife, including the old blunt dinner knife I use in the garden or my 1″ long Swiss Army knife, is now illegal in a public place. Mere possession is a criminal offence. The result is to have my life ruined with a criminal record and go straight to jail. (Can’t have community service ‘cos the tabloids sez “nah”!) 🙁
What a complete load of ancient cobblers! Bollox to the fact that the PM’s whim does not make law — in the UK that is the prerogative of Parliament. Nor does the PM absolutely decree how the law determines any miscreant has to be treated — it is determined by the law itself, by case law and by things such as sentencing guidelines. So much for our new-found love of eating outside the bistro, continental-style — Heaven forbid, we might use our fish-knife to skewer some feral yoof. And bollox to commonsense … for if I dispose of an old, blunt, useless knife in my dustbin then it is still a knife and the Recycling Manager (aka. the binman) who takes my garbage sack bag to the dustcart is guilty of an offence for he is momentarily in possession of a knife in a public place.
Scalpellum vulgaris, the knife, that first tool made by man many millennia since, is now spiralling down the steep slope to extinction. All knives are now isolated populations in the properties they inhabit. We have no legal means of moving them from A to B or of acquiring new blood (ouch!) as it has just become impossible to purchase a knife as it cannot be transported, nohow!
These ID10Ts — politicians, the media and the plod — have absolutely no clue. The loonies really have taken over the nut house. (How long before nutcrackers are outlawed?) Last one out turn off their food and water supply?! 🙁
Reflection of a Window
This week’s self-portrait: 52 Weeks 20/52 (2008 week 28).
I think it is also time that I did another 13 things list, mainly for the Flickr “Thirteen Things” group, so here are …
13 Thinks I Believe
- There is no supernatural deity.
- All Christians (indeed all theists) are actually Devil-worshippers.
- Evolution is the only testable explanation we have for life as we know it.
- There is life elsewhere in the cosmos; but we’d better not assume what it looks like.
- All life does not have to be based on water and/or carbon.
- The scientific method works well until scientists get preconceived ideas or stop testing their (all too frequent) assumptions.
- Time, like space, progresses at a variable rate.
- Religion has done more harm than good in the world, however religion has also been responsible for much of the great art in the world.
- We should all be taught much more about sex and our bodies and this should be discussed openly; this would make us a lot more relaxed and able to talk about such things with each other, our children and medics – which has to be good for everyone’s health.
- Freedom of speech is sacrosanct. You are entitled to believe, and say, anything you wish. But I do not have to listen to or agree with you.
- Nudity and sex are both natural but do not necessarily go hand-in-hand.
- There are more things in heaven and earth than we understand.
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Management Fun
Jilly over at jillysheep is having a little local difficulty with management. Her manager keeps changing: “Who’s our manager this week?”. I’ve had some fun of my own this week …
Anyone who works in a large organisation will likely understand the following (paraphrased) conversation with a senior manager:
“We’ve got an interesting challenge with project X and I need someone strong to sort it out. Would you like to do it?”
“Do I have a choice?”
“No, not really.”
So you end up clearing your desk, handing off everything you’re currently doing — in mid-project; very unsatisfying! — to people who already have too much to do, ready to start on the new project “tomorrow”.
“What’s in it for me?”
“You get to do what you’re good at: be a PITA to Z!”
Oh gee thanks. The words “frying pan”, “fire” and “jump” come to mind.
What has been really touching tho’ is that a number of my colleagues — including several I would never have expected — have not just wished me well but said how sorry they are to see me move on and how much I’ll be missed. It’s almost enough to make me feel quite emotional.
Fuchsias Dancing …
Something beautiful for a grey rainy English summer’s day.
Measles Endemic in UK
Apparently Measles is now endemic in the UK. Well now there’s a surprise — I thought it always had been! But according to an item the other day on ProMED Mail (the mailing list of the International Society for Infectious Diseases) which is interested mostly in emerging diseases, Measles had become a rarity but is once again endemic. To quote from the item …
Measles once again endemic in the United Kingdom
A total of 14 years after the local transmission of measles was halted in the United Kingdom (UK),the disease has once again become endemic, according to the Health Protection Agency (HPA), the public health body of England and Wales. In an update on measles cases in its weekly bulletin last week, the agency stated that, as a result of almost a decade of low mumps-measles-rubella(MMR) vaccination coverage across the UK, ‘the number of children susceptible to measles is now sufficient to support the continuous spread of measles’.
In an earlier update, the HPA reported that all recent indigenously-acquired cases with a genotype in England and Wales had been found to have the same D4 sequence …
In May [2008], a 17-year-old with underlying congenital immunodeficiency died of acute measles infection, the first such fatality in the UK since 2006 … The total number of confirmed measles cases in England and Wales so far this year [2008] is 461. In Scotland, there have been 68 cases of measles reported in 2008, of which 51 have been laboratory-confirmed. All of the cases in Scotland were either not immunised or of unknown immunisation status. Only 2 of the cases were imported from abroad …
The HPA has recommended that health services exploit ‘all possible opportunities’ to offer MMR vaccine to children who have not received 2 doses … Europe is facing a measles epidemic, with large ongoing outbreaks for instance in Switzerland, Austria and Italy.
Why am I not surprised? Moreover I don’t understand this fuss; we’ve always had Measles. Yes, I know it can be nasty, but so can ‘flu. Why do we have this fetish that we must always rid ourselves so permanently of all diseases. Are we not beginning to get evidence that the population as a whole is healthier for being exposed to all these things?
What I Done on My Holidays
At the beginning of June Noreen and I had two weeks holiday (well time off work anyway). For a variety of reasons, not least that we couldn’t get anyone to feed the cats, not even our local cattery, we didn’t go away. As always we intended to have lots of days out but due to basic knackeration and idleness we failed. So here is what I did done on my holidays …
- Took lots of photographs of the garden and especially the roses
- Supervised the gardener reconstructing the compost heaps
- Got a boot-load of old stuff (dead printers, garden shredder) taken to the tip
- Proofread Anthony Powell Society quarterly Newsletter and sent it to printer
- Paid loads of bills
- Turned out the toot from our wardrobes and threw out a load of old shoes, underwear, etc.
- Reviewed the draft new Anthony Powell Society website (still under development at the time of writing)
- Got a haircut
- Tidied up my PC hard disk
- Photoshopped lots of photos and posted them to Flickr
- Caught up on the pile of magazines to read by the bed
- Had some extra sleep
- Cooked lamb curry, vegetable curry and trout & pasta
- Decided not to buy a new bike (‘cos I know I’ll end up not using it, like I didn’t use the last one)
- Attended a charity trustees meeting, and unexpectedly had to chair it
- Went to London Zoo
- Went to the garden centre and bought loads of plants (some acers, a rose, a passion flower, lots of small things) and some terracotta pots for the patio
- Had a major tidy-up and repotted lots of plants on the patio
- Stayed up late but still got up fairly early (at least on some days)
- Had several siestas
- Went to Kew Gardens
- Spent lots of time pottering in the garden
- Got slightly sunburnt
- Wrote several weblog posts
- Had sex, several times
- Totally buggered my sleep pattern and failed to get up early on the days I wanted to (which is why we didn’t have as many away-days as planned)
- Processed a raft of literary society membership renewals and other admin; three afternoons worth!
- Tried to agree what we should do for an autumn holiday – and failed!
Such is the stuff of doing nothing.
Friday Five: Drink
We’ve not done a Friday Five for a long time, so here’s this week’s …
1. What drink wakes you up best in the morning?
Tea. It just has to be a pint mug of tea. Strong tea, with very little milk — you have to be able to trot a mouse on it! 🙂
2. During the day, what do you drink to keep going?
Mostly tea and Diet Coke. Sometimes fruit juice.
Mostly tea and Diet Coke. Sometimes fruit juice.
3. Do you drink the recommended 8 glasses of water per day? Why/why not?
No. Why not? ‘Cos I drink plenty of other liquid (usually at least 4 pints of tea a day, without anything else) and I don’t like plain water — well neither would you if you had to suffer London’s recycled liquid concrete.
4. What are the ingredients of your favorite mixed drink? (Doesn’t have to be alcoholic!)
It has to be Gin and Tonic!
5. Are you a coffee drinker? How do you take your coffee, if so?
I hardly ever drink coffee these days, and haven’t for 6 or 7 years. I used to like on coffee in the office, but a dowser & healer I knew worked out that coffee wasn’t good for me (except possibly in homeopathic quantities) so I stopped drinking it. (And no he wasn’t anti-coffee as many of these people are; asked him and he actually dowsed it there and then.) These days I drink coffee probably about once a month — occasionally I fancy a coffee (has to be strong, like the tea) and I’m almost always left disappointed.
[Brought to you courtesy of Friday Five.]
In the Hotel
In the Hotel, originally uploaded by kcm76.
This week’s self-portrait: 52 Weeks 19/52 (2008 week 27).