memes, personal

I am Wicked

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Somewhere, I remember not where, earlier today I came across Dante’s Inferno Test. So of course I just had to take the test.

And surprise, surprise! I am so wicked that I am banished to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis! Excellent! Just think of all the interesting people I’ll meet there.

Here is how I matched up against all the levels (though GOK why this might be of interest):

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Truly scary, if realistic!

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test

memes, personal, photography

I Say, You Think Meme


I Say, You Think Meme, originally uploaded by kcm76.

This week’s Flickr meme is I say … You think.

These photos are not mine . . . so please click on individual links below to see each artist/photostream. This mosaic is for a group called My Meme, where each week there is a different theme and normally 12 questions to send you out on a hunt to discover photos to fit your meme. It gives you a chance to see and admire other great photographers’ work out there on Flickr.

As always here are the questions and my answers:

1. Clochemerle … Pissoir
2. Marmite … Toast
3. Green fields … Dog & Stick Farming
4. Umbrella … Edouard Manet, “Le dejeuner sur l’herbe” (no, I don’t get my logic either!)
5. Smoked Nuts … “Round the Horne”
6. Erotica … Pubic hair
7. Zebra … Moiré patterns
8. Po … Don Camillo
9. Caravan … “Cunning Stunts”
10. The Good Old Days … Formerly known as “these trying times”
11. The Queen … “Fat Bottomed Girls” (and yes, I know the rock band are just “Queen”)
12. Clangers … Blue String Pudding

1. Amsterdam Pissoir, 2. Toast art mosaic, 3. Man and his dogs, 4. Lunch on the grass, by Edouard Manet, 5. Jules and Sandy, Musee d’Orsay, Paris, 6. Black and pink…, 7. church & moire, 8. Don Camillo lascia il paese, 9. caravan1975, 10. SunDay’s last SunRays, 11. Very red…, 12. the blue string

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amusements, current affairs

Green Custard

Some recent odd headlines (mostly from BBC News); with commentary:

Charm offensive
Yes, I agree, charm is offensive

Spray for ‘six times longer’ sex
Ooo eeerr; advent of the 1 metre prick!?!?!

Bottle killing youth sent to jail
Can’t have vicious bottles on the loose; lock ‘em up!

Veteran osprey lays Easter egg
Now I’ve heard of chocolate teapots, but ….

DOWNING ST AIDE RESIGNS
Who’s St Aide? Must be one of those obscure Irish saints

Thieving dwarves cause supernovae
Ah, dwarves in space; new comedy series?

Spam produces 17m tons of CO2
Didn’t know you could still buy Spam

Stephen Hawking
Yes but what’s he hawking?

memes, music, personal, thoughts

My Pink Life

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I stole this meme from Lucy Fishwife; for which we give thanks!

All you have to do is pick a (musical) artist and using ONLY SONG TITLES from only that artist, answer the questions below. Then tag anyone you like.

OK so I choose Pink Floyd.

1. Are you a male or female: Bring the Boys Back Home

2. Describe yourself: Scarecrow

3. How do you feel about yourself: Learning to Fly

4. Describe your parents: Us and Them

5. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriends: Young Lust

6. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Shine on You Crazy Diamond

7. Describe your current location: Up the Khyber

8. Describe where you want to be: Dark Side of the Moon

9. Your best friend(s) is/are: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

10. Your favourite colour is: Jugband Blues

11. You know that: Eclipse

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called: The Grand Vizier’s Garden Party

13. What is life to you: A Saucerful of Secrets

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk

And I tag: Noreen, Jilly, Katy, Misty, Antonia. Enjoy!

food+drink

East Green

East Green … no it’s not a new BBC soap opera, although, yes, it ought to be a cross between Paddington Green and Eastenders – perish the thought!

No, it’s a delightful new “carbon neutral” beer from Suffolk brewers Adnams’. I’ve known about it for some weeks, and yesterday Noreen managed to buy me a couple of bottles in Waitrose. I know I’m an Adnams fan, but even so this has to be one of the best handful of beers I’ve ever had!

In the words of the bottle: “light golden beer [..] subtle citrus and grassy hop aromas […] a dry and refreshing beer with well balanced bitterness.” Yep that’s spot on. It is light, golden and pleasantly hoppy; just the right touch of bitterness for me (ie. not too much). For those who know their beer it is a cross between Adnams’ Bitter and Shepherd Neame’s “Whitstable Bay”.

Here’s what Adnams’ website says about East Green:!

East Green is a pale blonde beer that began life as an effort to produce an environmentally responsible beer that had flavour and integrity in equal balance. We wanted to design a beer that uses a minimum amount of energy without compromising on quality. We use 100% Maris Otter pale ale malted barley which is grown and malted in East Anglia, we also use Boadicea hops, which are grown in Suffolk’s only commercial hop yard. We chose Boadicea as not only is it available locally but it is also an aphid resistant hop. Aphids, as anyone who has a hop plant growing in their garden will know, love hops, and so aphicides are sprayed during the season to rid the plant of aphids. Boadicea is naturally resistant to aphids and so this cuts down on the amount of pesticides that have to be used. All that aside, I also think it is a great hop. It has a fantastic grassy lemon quality that works so well with this beer. We use the hops at 3 stages during the brewing process in order to maximise the flavour we get from it.

Yep, that’s one stunning beer. Well done Adnams’ Master Brewer. Just keep brewing it please boys!

memes, personal, photography

12 Things on My Desk, Reprise


12 Things on My Desk, Reprise, originally uploaded by kcm76.

This week’s Flickr meme is 12 Things on Your Desk .

These photos are not mine so please click on individual links below to see each artist/photostream. This mosaic is for a group called My Meme, where each week there is a different theme and normally 12 questions to send you out on a hunt to discover photos to fit your meme. It gives you a chance to see and admire other great photographers’ work out there on Flickr.

Having done 12 of the more unusual things on my desk, I wanted to do something more ordinary, so here are 12 common things from my desk …

1. Box of tissues
2. Big mug of tea
3. Eye drops (come on, you know I’m not going to resist putting pretty girl in!)
4. Papermate PhD ballpoint and pencil (these are the best pens ever; when I found them I bought several and I use these all day, every day)
5. Keyboard and mouse
6. Empty beer bottle; and yes it is a bottle of Adnams East Green, one of the most wonderful beers I’ve ever had
7. Palm TX
8. Coloured paperclips
9. My watch
10. My house keys
11. The Blackberry Pearl wot work provides
12. And the house speaker phone

1. tissue box , 2. my big mug, 3. The night, 4. The best pencil ever, 5. bash on the keyboard, 6. Suffolk beers, 7. Palm TX, 8. paperclips, 9. My Watch, 10. Keys to the Norman Keep, 11. Photo from BlackBerry 8220 Pearl Flip: Faces of LetsTalk.com 🙂, 12. Paint the Office Red

Created with fd’s Flickr Toys.

memes, personal, photography

12 Things on Your Desk Meme


12 Things on Your Desk Meme, originally uploaded by kcm76.

This week’s Flickr meme is 12 Things on Your Desk .

Except for #10, these photos are not mine . . . please click on individual links below to see each artist/photostream. This mosaic is for a group called My Meme, where each week there is a different theme and normally 12 questions to send you out on a hunt to discover photos to fit your meme. It gives you a chance to see and admire other great photographers’ work out there on Flickr.

So I chose 12 of the less usual things you’ll find on my desk …

1. Bag of corks
2. Cedar cone
3. Dowsing pendulum
4. Pale blue cutting mat (which I actually use as a mouse mat: it’s easier to clean and much more durable)
5. An air duster
6. Pile of unused Hollerith cards
7. Credit card terminal
8. Diet Coke can of bits for metal recycling (ring pulls, old staples, bent paperclips, …)
9. Bottle of isopropanol
10. Sometimes a cat (yes, this is our Harry practising work avoidance on my desk)
11. Several bears
12. Moleskine notebook

1. Holy Corkage Batman!, 2. Cedar cones, 3. Serenity – Amethyst Pendulum, 4. Mosaic Photo Mat, 5. Fairy Duster Glimpse (4 of 4), 6. Weekly Notebook 08.3: Kidrobot (Inside Cover), 7. Gargoyle Conversion, 8. Tin Man, 9. 7760cm wine glass fire, 10. Computer Security, 11. Baby bear ~watches over my desk, 12. Manet Inspired in my Moleskine

Created with fd’s Flickr Toys.

memes, personal, photography

Things I Hate Meme


Things I Hate Meme, originally uploaded by kcm76.

This week’s Flickr meme is about things I hate.

These photos are not mine . . . please click on individual links below to see each artist/photostream. This mosaic is for a group called My Meme, where each week there is a different theme and normally 12 questions to send you out on a hunt to discover photos to fit your meme. It gives you a chance to see and admire other great photographers’ work out there on Flickr.

As usual here are the questions and answers:
1. An animal you hate. Elephants. Not in the sense that I have a phobia about them but that I am so extremely bored with elephants and Africa that I’ve developed a dislike.
2. A job you had that you hated. IT Sales. I started in IT technical sales; clearly I can do it; but I hated it
3. A person you hate. Richard Dawkins. See #9 below.
4. Your worst date. Ann. Let’s say no more.
5. Your worst holiday. What holiday? Didn’t have many of them as a kid.
6. Weather that you hate (like you hate the cold or you hate thunderstorms). Cold, wet & windy
7. Worst nightmare. That it actually isn’t a nightmare after all
8. A food you hate. Egg custard. One of very few foods I truly hate.
9. An emotion or trait that you hate (eg. prejudice). Censorship, which for me equates with intolerance, bigotry, fundamentalism
10. A movie you hate. Pick any one; they’re all garbage
11. A book you hated. Anything I did at school; let’s start with Dickens, Great Expectations
12. A city you hate. Brixham in Devon. When I went there some years ago it was completely run down, scruffy and full of posing low-life villains on holiday.

1. The Elephant Tree – elephanttree.com, 2. the seat of authority, 3. All Saints, Oxford (Now Lincoln College Library), 4. For My Friend Jo Ann, 5. Artists at Work 1950s, 6. Carnaval in rain – I am cold!!!, 7. ..retromuta-, 8. Steamed Egg Custard, 9. Against Censorship on Flickr, 10. The super pink K, 11. Katie … great expectations for the New Year …, 12. Brixham # Trust me

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