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Five Questions, Series 7 #2

Let’s try and catch up a bit and answer the second of our five questions.

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Question 2: What is your spirit animal?
Now everyone is going to expect me to say TIGER, especially as I was born in the Chinese Year of the Tiger. And according to the Chinese I’m actually a Metal Tiger — or as I prefer to think of it: Tin Tiger.
But is my spirit animal a tiger?
Well no, I’m not sure it is. But then I can’t say definitely what it is. And of course one isn’t able to choose one’s own spirit animal — it has to choose you. At least that’s what American Indian culture says. And your spirit animal may change throughout your life, depending on what lesson you’re supposed to be learning.
Tigers are creatures of scrubland as well as forest. Whereas in many ways I actually feel more drawn to the Jaguar, cryptic and silent, slinking through the forests of Central and South America.

How can you not like a lazy cat like that!

Jaguar are still large cats, actually the third largest after tigers and lions respectively. They weigh in at around 1.7m from nose to tail compared with a tiger’s roughly 2.5m. So you still wouldn’t want to pick a fight with one!
Perhaps I’ve gone off tigers because they’ve been over-exposed due to their endangered status, but I have certainly recently come to appreciate more the beauty of the jaguar compared with the raw power of the tiger.
In trying to answer this I have done a number of (apparently more serious) quizzes online. Most of them reckon my spirit animal is either an owl or a wolf. Neither of those feels intuitively right. But then the questions are stupid. And, as mentioned above, spirit animals have to choose you; they can’t be chosen or assigned.
Mind you, there is Tigger in Winnie the Pooh. Maybe Tigger is my spirit animal as I would like to be perpetually bouncy!
Or maybe just any cat will do; small domestic cats are just fine. Oh and I also like crows (all the crow family), parrots and fish.
So no, I really don’t know. Maybe I need some guided mediation the find the answer.

Five Questions, Series 7 #1

Oh dear, so much for the best laid plans etc. There I was, 10 days ago, about to write an answer the question 1 of my latest Five Questions when the dreaded gastric flu lurgy struck. Still hopefully I’m OK now, back in the land of the (semi-)sane, and we can resume what passes for normal service.
So to our question …

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Question 1: Does killing time damage eternity?
Crumbs, you do ask some difficult ones don’t you!
First of all we need to understand what time is and what eternity is. And we don’t. No-one has yet agreed. Even our top physicists really don’t have much of a clue what time is. See for instance physicist Sean Carroll and Wikipedia.
And if we don’t understand time, we cannot understand eternity. For eternity is just the infinite extension of time. And how to understand the infinity of something we don’t understand.
But there, we now have a connection between time and eternity. So anything which affects one of them can logically have an effect on the other. But what effect? We don’t know, because we understand neither time nor eternity.
But then again we have the wisdom of Terry Pratchett in Thief of Time

Wen considered the nature of time and understood that the universe is, instant by instant, re-created anew. Therefore, he understood, there is, in truth, no Past, only a memory of the Past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, he said, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

And …

Time was something that largely happened to other people; he viewed it in the same way that people on the shore viewed the sea. It was big and it was out there, and sometimes it was an invigorating thing to dip a toe into, but you couldn’t live in it all the time. Besides, it always made his skin wrinkle.

Oddity of the Week: Kew Gardens

The Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew (aka. Kew Gardens) has been in existence since 1759 so it isn’t surprising it has a few little eccentricities.
The Gardens has its own police force, which with 17 staff and one vehicle is one of the smallest police forces in the world.
Turner’s Oak was planted in 1798 but was feared destroyed in the great storm of October 1987. However it was discovered that the tree had been lifted by the storm and dropped back down in place; this loosened the soil round the roots and gave the tree a new lease of life. As a result a new technique for treating old trees has been developed.


The Palm House is home to the world’s largest pot plant, an enormous Jurassic cycad, Encephalartos altensteinii, collected from the wild in the 1770s. It has a four metre wide trunk and is repotted roughly every 20 years.

Kew is also home to the smallest royal palace in the country, Kew Palace, which is more the size of a manor house than a palace. The palace (also known as the Dutch House) was reopened to the public in 2006 following a 10 year restoration.
From 7 things you never knew about Kew Gardens.

Five Questions, Series 7

So, almost nine months on (is this significant?) from starting the last round of Five Questions, I bring you another series. As always they’re bound to keep us on our toes, and I hope provide some humour as well.
Here in Series 7 we bring you more questions both profound and stupid (often at the same time) which will be answered with whatever degree of seriousness and erudition — or not — I feel like at the time.

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So the five questions for Series 7 are:

  1. Does killing time damage eternity?
  2. What is your spirit animal?
  3. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
  4. Does thought require language?
  5. What character (fictional if you wish) you would like to kiss?

Unlike the last series, I promise to try to post answers are regular, weekly-ish, intervals and not leave everyone dangling for weeks between answers.
Oh, and you’re all invited to sing along — I’d like it if you all joined in! You can either answer the questions, as I answer them, by posting in the comments or by posting your answers on your own blog (in which case just leave a comment here so we can find your words of wisdom).
I’ll aim to answer, or at least attempt to answer, Question 1 in about a week’s time.
Until then, play nicely!

Oddity of the Week: Myddleton Passage

Myddelton Passage is a quiet road near Sadler’s Wells Theatre in London EC1. Initially a narrow footpath, the street was widened in the early 19th century as a result of nearby development, but despite this expansion it was considered to be a dark and dangerous alley throughout the Victorian era; a reputation making it notorious enough to feature in George Gissing’s 1889 novel, The Nether World.
Today you can walk along Myddelton Passage in the evening without fearing for your life. But look more closely at the wall running along its southern edge and you’ll see a hint of its shadier Victorian past.


Carved into the brickwork of the wall is a large collection of seemingly random numbers. They were mostly carved around the mid- to late-19th century by an array of police officers and each number represents the respective bobby’s collar number. Most of the numbers feature a a letter ‘G’ linking them to ‘Finsbury Division’; the team who operated out of the former King’s Cross police station.
Quite why so many Victorian coppers chose to create this swathe of graffiti in this particular location remains something of a mystery.
From Cabbie’s Curios: The Policemen’s Wall

More Auction Oddities

Here is a selection of the weird and wonderful from the last two sales at our local auction house. The variety of old toot is amazing as well as the strange juxtapositions. And as so often the sting is in the tail. Enjoy …
Four gentlemen’s 90ct [sic] gold rings, estimated weight 15.3grm
A collection of antique oddments
Hmmm … very helpful — NOT
A tribal carved stone figure of a man with large ears and a South American terracotta wind instrument player [right]
A vintage ivory light switch now containing an erotic scene, an erotic fragment, a tiny carved bone skull, and nine dice
Four leaded glass windows of square design
Eight fruit knives, a quantity of collectable matchboxes, a Ronson Varitronic 400 lighter, and an oriental bamboo sun parasol [sic], etc.
An African spear and utensil, and a cased wooden African female head with elongated ears and ring neck decoration

A copper and brass bugle by Henry Potter & Co., Charing Cross Road, London, a highly decorative brass power horn, a glass fruit bowl containing marble eggs, a Nori model Porsche Panameras, Black Forest carved figure of a bear, a large quantity of CDs, etc.

A small quantity of silver plate to include a cruet set on stand, sugar bowl on stand, a pewter three-piece tea set, a child’s scooter, a wooden marquetry inlaid box, an old leather flask holder, a Weetabix advertising cased ruler and an old Satellite boxed transistor radio, and a tooled leather cigar box, etc.
Two brass and glass Welsh miners’ lamps, a wall hanging Swiss cuckoo clock and a model trawler
A quantity of interesting collectables including clocks, such as a brass sunburst, a clock by Tim Automatic, a Smiths bakelite alarm clock, a pink 1950’s and a Westclox electric similar, an enamel faced clock dial, an old 1960’s/70’s ‘phone, a wooden speaker, 19th century chest expander, two vintage bags, a pair of 1940’s ankle boots, astrakhan detail, three hair clippers, two razors, a quantity of silver plate, cut flatware including fish knives and sets, cake forks, butter knives, etc., a pair of sugar tongs, a silver spoon, silver plated candelabra and a camera, plus a plasterer’s tool
A pair of African tribal spears
A large quantity of drinking glasses including shot and wine glasses, goblets, hock, mugs, etc., and other glassware including vases, bells, jugs, etc., and a large ouzo decanter in the form of a Greek gentleman in national dress
A Hohner piano accordion, in original case, an old violin and two bows, in case, and a zither
An interesting lot comprising a number of regimental plaques in wood and plaster, a watercolour on glass of an old sailing boat, and a box of transport related items including books on trains and buses, a folder of Elvis Presley fridge badges, etc.
A carton of medical instruments including a blood pressure gauge, ear inspection lamp, scissors and other strange implements
In other words, we don’t have much of a clue!
Many hundreds of glass marbles in four Tupperware style boxes
Five silver-handled implements including three in green enamel, also a photograph frame, a plated bread basket and pierced belt, nickel-plated corkscrew, brass corkscrew, etc.
Another where we don’t have much of a clue!
A boxed vintage 216 [sic] and two-thirds fluid oz bottle of Dimple Scotch Whisky
At 6.4 litres that would be one mighty big bottle of Scotch!
An original full-size United States Marine Corps flag, with felt-tip inscription dated 2003, with wooden flagstaff, together with two Johnson pottery meat dishes and six pieces of cutlery
Two taxidermy specimen caimans [right]

Two stone busts of an African lady and man, a pair of African carved wooden bookends, a quantity of wooden animal figurines, a set of six coconut shell bowls, wooden table lamp, a gourd fruit shaker, a jade hippo ashtray, an amethyst model tree and another, similar, and other wooden decorative wares

A quantity of trench art to include a shell case modelled as a vase, H140M/MI on base, a pair of brass bullets with wooden tops, with the numbers 39, a pair of shell cases modelled as eggcups with the insignia Ubique on the front, a pretty Ensignette by Houghtons Ltd of London, cased camera, a quantity of slate pencils in original box, a lovely wooden billiard brush by Arran London, two treen stretchers, a pair of brass and mother-of-pearl opera glasses, a further pair of leather and silver plated binoculars Sporting Club, Paris, and another pair of cased binoculars, an old German accordion, a lacquer box, wooden jewellery box and key, marquetry inlaid box decorated with Scottie dogs, a wooden display stand with medals for prize birds, a matching spoon and an old vanity case
A vintage Underwood typewriter and an old copper and brass samovar
A large quantity of screws, wires, nails, etc., and an old wooden toolbox and contents, hammers, hand drills, etc.
An old country wooden farming yoke, initialled PM, and a small handcrafted wooden wall cupboard
Three shelves of interesting decorative items including a pair of Victorian Sheffield plated candlesticks (one nozzle only), a Bush vintage radio, an Olympia camera, pretty ginger jar and cover, a large ceramic table lamp depicting a train, a bust of Laurel & Hardy, a quantity of figurines, many depicting children, novelty teapots including a cat and Coronation Street, a quantity of glasses including wine and shot glasses, quantity of clown figurines, glass paperweights, marble chess set, busts of Bugari, oriental geisha figurines and a soft toy Sherlock Holmes …
A large figurine of Elvis, a large windmill ornament, a figurine of a soldier going into battle, on wooden base, further similar of a golfer, an alien decorated photo frame and a rooster doorstop
A large Hotpoint fridge/freezer in a silver case
I just hope the case is hallmarked!
More anon …

The Eyes Hurt Greatly

Earlier this week I bought a small, cheap Qanliiy telescope which as one might guess was made in China. The three images which follow are the sum total of the English section of the instruction manual. Please enjoy meaning you out work.


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Oh and the second image is a full page which is about 10x6cm in size, so you need a magnifying glass to even read it!
Isn’t it just wonderful!?