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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Trickery from PC Plod

There was a sneakily released Home Office press release in the early hours of last Saturday:

Police trial new Home Office mobile fingerprint technology
New mobile fingerprinting technology will allow frontline officers across the country to use their smartphones to identify people in less than a minute …

Needless to say Liberty are up in arms as there is no parliamentary oversight nor any proper public consultation.
Anyone who is stopped and fingerprinted on the street (and anyone could be at the whim of PC Plod) will have no opportunity to seek legal advice beforehand, there does not seem to be any discussion of consent, nor is there any indication of whether the information obtained will be retained and if so for how long or for what.
PC Plod is all too good at being ham-fisted and over-zealous with such initiatives, which is why it is important there should be oversight and consultation.
I find this especially disturbing as there is no scientific basis for the certainty with which fingerprints are used for identification. See, for example, this October 2017 article from Science Daily which reports this scientific examination.
As Liberty’s blog post says:

If you have been affected by these new measures, please tell Liberty about it and get legal advice quickly.

Principles for Adult Behaviour

A few days ago I cam across these “principles of Adult Behaviour” from John Perry Barlow, sometime poet, essayist and lyricist for Grateful Dead. who dies this week.
Although these principles do, I believe, net down to “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”, they do spell things out rather clearly.

John Perry Barlow’s Principles of Adult Behaviour

  1. Be patient. No matter what.
  2. Don’t badmouth: Assign responsibility, never blame.
    Say nothing behind another’s back you’d be unwilling to say, in exactly the same tone and language, to his face.
  3. Never assume the motives of others are, to them, less noble than yours are to you.
  4. Expand your sense of the possible.
  5. Don’t trouble yourself with matters you truly cannot change.
  6. Expect no more of anyone than you yourself can deliver.
  7. Tolerate ambiguity.
  8. Laugh at yourself frequently.
  9. Concern yourself with what is right rather than whom is right.
  10. Never forget that, no matter how certain, you might be wrong.
  11. Give up blood sports.
  12. Remember that your life belongs to others as well. Do not endanger it frivolously. And never endanger the life of another.
  13. Never lie to anyone for any reason.
  14. Learn the needs of those around you and respect them.
  15. Avoid the pursuit of happiness. Seek to define your mission and pursue that.
  16. Reduce your use of the first personal pronoun.
  17. Praise at least as often as you disparage.
  18. Never let your errors pass without admission.
  19. Become less suspicious of joy.
  20. Understand humility.
  21. Forgive.
  22. Foster dignity.
  23. Live memorably.
  24. Love yourself.
  25. Endure.

Barlow goes on to say:

I don’t expect the perfect attainment of these principles. However, I post them as a standard for my conduct as an adult. Should any of my friends or colleagues catch me violating any one of them, bust me.

Which seems eminently reasonable to me, if not always easy.

Ten Things

This month Ten Things brings you …
Ten (Almost) Unbelievable Real Places in the UK:

  1. Brass Knocker Hill, near Bath
  2. Brown Willy, Cornwall
  3. Cocking, Sussex
  4. Dull, Scotland
  5. Fishpond Bottom, Dorset
  6. Limpley Stoke, near Bath
  7. Long Load, Somerset
  8. Lusty Glaze, Cornwall
  9. Twatt, Orkney (pictured)
  10. Ugley, Essex

And yes, you really can find all of these on the map!

Where's Flo?

FloFor quite a few years I’ve puzzled over why I am unable to find my maternal grandmother, Florence Elizabeth Coker (pictured right in 1972, about a year before her death aged 88) on the 1911 census. At the time of the census she was 27 and still single (she married a couple of years later and my mother was born in 1915). She was known at that time to be living with her mother and three brothers in the East End of London where she worked in her mother’s tailoring business.
Her mother (my great-grandmother) is on the census with her three sons, one of whom completes and signs the census return. My great-grandfather is known to have left his wife and is on the 1911 census living about half a mile away with another woman, her two sons (by her husband) and a 6-month-old girl who appears to have bee sired by my great-grandfather. [That is a story for another day!]
But where is Flo? She isn’t with either of her parents. Indeed I have been totally unable to find any trace of her anywhere in the country. Was she abroad? I think that’s unlikely, although I can’t rule it out.
It so happens I’m a member of London Historians, and their latest newsletter (February 2018) has an article by Anne Carwardine, a specialist on suffragette history – well this is the centenary of the first round of female suffrage. In it I found the following paragraph:

Census Night
Despite Black Friday, the WSPU maintained a truce for much of 1910 and 1911, hopeful that legislation giving women the vote would soon be passed. In April 1911, the census provided them with an opportunity for peaceful protest. There were two main options – resist (by refusing to provide information) or evade (by staying away from home at midnight, so that you would not be counted). The largest organised evasion took place in central London. Late on the evening of April 1st, small groups of women walked through the streets and converged on Trafalgar Square. A crowd gathered to watch them, although on this occasion the atmosphere was friendly, with plenty of cheers and laughter. After Big Ben had struck twelve, many of the suffragettes headed eastwards, singing “Let’s All Go Down the Strand”. The Rinkeries, a roller skating rink on the Aldwych, was kept open all night for census protestors and several hundred women (together with a few men) skated through the night, accompanied by a band. There was also entertainment – Ethel Smyth conducted the March of the Women, WSPU leaders made speeches and well-known actresses read suffrage poems. Refreshments were available in the nearby Gardenia Restaurant, where suffragettes acted as waitresses for the night. Early the next morning, the skaters headed wearily home, having achieved the publicity they wanted.

Dutifully I have checked a number of other sources and this scenario appears to be correct – indeed it is much more complex than this one paragraph outlines.
This is something of which I was totally unaware!
Now I don’t remember ever hearing my grandmother (who died when I was a student), or my mother, speak about suffrage, votes for women or anything of the sort. Indeed before she died I had told my mother about the mystery of Flo missing from the census and she was as puzzled as I. But here we have a possible explanation. Could she have been one of the partying suffragettes who were deliberately not at home at midnight and hence could truthfully not be counted. Or was Flo one of those who refused to allow her name to be put on the census form (which would have been illegal), a wish which was accepted by her brother who completed the form.
I am never likely to know for certain. But, despite how little I knew my grandmother, I suspect this could well be the answer. It would not have been entirely out of character.
And we think we live in interesting times!

Your Interesting Links

Here here we are with the first 2018 collection of links to articles you may have missed the first time.
Science & Natural World
Long, long ago one of Britain’s most eminent natural scientists (as they then were), Robert Boyle (1627-1691), wrote a wish list of scientific breakthroughs. The original document still survives in the Royal Society and Jason Kottke has recently taken a look at what happened to some of those aspirations.
So just why is it so hard to swat a fly? Spoiler: Time!
It’s known that around 10% of humans are naturally left-handed, but cats have paw preferences too though they appear to be gender dependent.
From cats to rats. Unlike the former, the latter do not have a good reputation. But is this really deserved? Should we look more kindly on the rat? I think we probably should.
I wasn’t sure whether to put this here, or at the end … Zoologists have decided that the Moustached Monkey is separate species. And yes, it really does have a handlebar moustache!


In another curious discovery, divers have found a previously unknown population of Red Handfish which walk on their fins rather than swimming!

For some years there has been debate over whether some curious and tiny structures in very very old rocks are signs of primordial life. Now the scientists involved are presenting new evidence which could challenge our current ideas about Earth’s early millennia. [LONG READ]
Health & Medicine
What is the next big global health threat? Zoologist Mackenzie Kwak in the Guardian makes the case that it isn’t an infectious disease but a disease vector: ticks.
And now for a strange piece of medicine: it seems that some people are able to smell illnesses. [LONG READ]
We, all of us, men included, need to find the courage to talk about cervical smears. Not being female I don’t know how uncomfortable and undignified they really are (and I doubt my imagination does it justice) but this is one screening test which really does save lives.
Now this really is weird! Medics have discovered that when you move your eyes from side-to-side your eardrums move as well. And no-one has a clue why that is! You may be able to demonstrate this for yourself (I think I can): sit quietly and move your eyes up and down and notice what it feels/sounds like in your ears; now try moving your eyes side to side and I think it feels ever so slightly different in the ears.
Environment
Respected scientist Prof. Sir John Beddington FRS is a former UK government chief scientific adviser. He puts forward the case that the EU’s renewable energy targets (specifically as related to bioenergy) could raise emissions rather than lower them.
Apparently no-one wants used clothes any more. Why? China!
Living without plastic. Is it even possible? Well here are a few hints & tips on how you might be able to.
Language
Harry Mount considers why, even in this digital age, Latin is an essential skill.
“As Black as Newgate’s Knocker” is a phrase I’d never encountered before. London Guide Peter Berthoud looks for its origins.
How did War Artists depict WWII London? [LONG READ]
Art & Literature

Swedish artist Carolina Falkholt is known for her giant, multi-coloured murals of vulvas. Now she has painted a giant penis on a New York apartment block – only to have it painted over within days. Really!, some people have no sense of fun!
History, Archaeology & Anthropology
Egyptian mummies were often placed in cases made from scraps of used papyrus. Now scientists have worked out a way to read these scraps without destroying the case – and it looks as if they’re going to throw some interesting light on everyday Ancient Egyptian life.
Like many cathedrals Westminster Abbey has attics and hidden corners, especially up in the triforium and above the vaulting. Archaeologists have discovered that they contains a treasure trove amongst the discarded waste including thousands of fragments of early stained glass. How much else have our great churches cleared away?
Early map-making was often somewhat fictitious, if not deliberately so, and many early maps contain islands which have never existed!
London
IanVisits looks back at historic London and some of the Crossrail-style projects which were never built.
Parliament is falling down, not just metaphorically but in reality – the Palace of Westminster is in really dire need of a major refurbishment but everyone is sitting on their hands. [LONG READ]

Lifestyle & Personal Development
Girl on the Net writes a considered piece about the difficult conversations we must all have in response to the the President’s Club revelations and . [LONG READ]
In the same vein here’s another piece which looks at the way everything is skewed in favour of male pleasure while ignoring and denying the concomitant female pain. [LONG READ]
Shock, Horror, Humour
Well, this one had to be our finale … In Saudi Arabia a dozen camels were disqualified from a camel beauty contest for using Botox! You just couldn’t make it up!
Toodle Pip!

Job Interview with a Cat

A day or so ago I came upon (on Twitter, I think) this poem by Brian Bilston.

Job Interview with a Cat
Tell me, what is it about this position that interests you?
The warmth, perhaps? The security?
Or the power you must feel by rendering me useless?
Feel free to expand if you wish.
I see you have had experience of similar positions.
Can you talk about a time when you got someone’s tongue?
Or been set amongst the pigeons?
Have you ever found yourself in a bag only then to be let out of it?
Tell me, how would you feel if you had to walk on hot bricks?
What about a tin roof of similar temperature?
With reference to any of your past lives,
has curiosity ever killed you?
Finally, where do you see yourself in five years?
In the same position? Or higher up to catch the sunlight?
Or would you like to be where I am now?
Oh, it appears you already are.

You can find more of Brian Bilston one Twitter (@brian_bilston) or Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/BrianBilston/). You Took the Last Bus Home: The Poems of Brian Bilston is published by Unbound.

Recipe: Olive & Lemon Stuffing

I concocted this one today to go with our roast chicken. And it was good, so I thought I should share it.
You will need:
Good bread – I used a mean half an olive ficelle and an olive roll, but ¼-⅓ a large loaf or ½ a small loaf is fine.
2 medium onions
1 lemon (the fresher the better)
6 cloves of garlic (more or less according to taste)
3-4 tbsp olive oil
Good handful of olives of your choice, stoned & roughly chopped – I used a dozen Nocellara olives;
3 tbsp tomato paste
Good dash Worc. Sauce
salt & pepper
hot water
This is what you do:

  1. Peel the onions and cut each into 8. Wash the lemon, remove the stalk and cut that also into 8 (yes the whole lemon!). Peel the garlic.
  2. Put onions, lemon and garlic in the food processor and blitz until fine. Tip this out into a mixing bowl.
  3. Cut/break the bread into pieces and blitz that in the food processor to make breadcrumbs. Add this to the onion mix.
  4. Add all the other ingredients (except the water) and mix well.
  5. Carefully add hot water and keep mixing – be careful not to make the mix too wet; it should stick together and hold its shape.
  6. Make into balls (this should make 8-10 large stuffing balls), place in a greased dish or tray and cook in the oven with your chicken until golden brown and just beginning to crisp (probably 40 minutes or so).
  7. Serve alongside your roast chicken (or it would work well with pork or any other bird).

We overcooked ours slightly but they were still excellent and I liked the extra crispiness – they came out rather like onion bhaji: crisp, tangy, lemony and oniony. The cold ones will make super stuffing sandwiches! Yum!