Monthly Quotes

And lo, they said it is time for our monthly round-up of quotes, interesting and amusing.


In February 1881 William Cox was charged with bigamy, having married Caroline in 1875 and Rosina in 1880. In his defence, evidence was given that Caroline had married George in 1873, which would have made her marriage to William void and his marriage to Rosina valid. But it was then proved that George had also been married before, which would have made his marriage to Caroline void, her marriage to William valid, and William’s marriage to Rosina void! At this point the magistrates seem to given up, and simply discharged William, who was to be found living with Rosina at the time of the subsequent census.
[Rebecca Probert; Divorced, Bigamist, Bereaved? The Family Historian’s Guide to Marital Breakdown, Separation, Widowhood, and Remarriage: from 1600 to the 1970s]


If you can imagine something, then someone in history has carved, drawn, painted, etched, handwritten, collaged and sewn it into pornography. 
[Hannah Rose Woods; https://www.historytoday.com/archive/review/poking-fun]


If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you. If you really make them think, they’ll hate you.
[Donald Robert Perry Marquis, American Journalist (1878-1937)] (h/t John Monaghan)


We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Was the earth made to preserve a few covetous, proud men to live at ease; or was it made to preserve all her children?
[Gerrard Winstanley; 1619; Founder of The True Levellers]


If I had more time I would have written a shorter letter.
[Blaise Pascal; mathematician; Lettres Provinciales; 1657]


In some sense, the problems of the world are me. The world I live in is a reflection of me. If the world is in a state of panic, it must be because that state of panic exists within me. Therefore, I attend closely to the state of panic I feel in myself. I don’t try to force it to stop … knowing that it has always been futile …
[Brad Warner, “Responding to Fear” at http://hardcorezen.info/responding-to-fear/6862]


I also believe in karma. I know it’s somewhat controversial. But I believe that things will turn out for me precisely as they are meant to. There is only one thing I can do to avoid whatever pain or difficulty is in store for me, and that is to do as much good as I can whenever I have an opportunity. That is the only sort of activity that might change the course of my own life . In that sense, I have nothing at all to fear. Fear is just something extra that gets in the way of my being able to offer help when help is needed.
[Brad Warner, “Responding to Fear” at http://hardcorezen.info/responding-to-fear/6862]


The idea of two people spending their lives together was invented by people who were lucky to make it to thirty without being eaten by dinosaurs.
[Kevin Dolenz, St Elmo’s Fire; 1985]


5.5 million is an decent estimate of the number of insect species (8mil+ not unrealistic according to some). There are around 6500 species of mammal. So, for every mammal species there are likely ca.1000 insect species. Worth thinking about next time you watch a nature documentary.
[Prof. Adam Hart; @AdamHartScience on Twitter]


If you have a garden and a library you have everything you need.
[Cicero]


If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
[George Orwell]


I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
[Borges]


The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
[Stephen Hawking]


Or in the words of George Bernard Shaw:
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.


Horrible Times 15: Day 250

So we’re now at day 250 of Covid isolation, and things are going downhill.

Here are a few things that have happened since my last report on day 200.

Good Not So Good
  • Noreen’s birthday a few weeks ago was quiet but did involve flowers and champagne.
  • I completed compiling the prize quiz for December’s AP Society Newsletter. The Editor likes it.
  • I completed a major update to the AP website online shop. I’d been dreading this, but found a way to do the work offline in small pieces.
  • We got our 2021 calendar of my photographs printed. Enough copies for family and friends.
  • We both got to the doctor’s for routine blood tests (long overdue) and flu jabs.
  • We’re back in lockdown, but as always there are far too many people ignoring the rules.
  • Lockdown means we don’t see Tom to keep the garden in order …
  • … not that you can do much in the garden it is so wet.
  • N is not well. She’s at the doctor’s as I write this. It’s complicated and messy. If it is Covid-19 it is a very strange presentation of it.
  • Needless to say that means I’m frightened, worried and paralysed by the depression.

So WTF happens next? Fates permitting another update on day 300.

Covid #3

Let’s have another catch-up on some of the Covid-19 news (as of yesterday).
[References at the bottom of the page.]


Vaccination Programmes

There have been a number of news reports recently about how the NHS is going to meet the challenge of a mass vaccination against Covid-19 – when we do eventually get a vaccine.

As already hinted, this no trivial task.

  1. There is the question of space – real estate – to do the work. Space which is secure, safe and can be easily disinfected; and available for an extended period.
  2. Then, as we’ve discussed before, a large number of heavyweight freezers may be required to store the Pfizer vaccine at around -75°C ±15°C. Your domestic freezer can’t get near that! And of course the cold supply chain.
    Even if vaccines are stable long-term at domestic fridge temperatures (2-8°C) large numbers of commercial-grade fridges will be needed.
  3. And not least there is the question of manpower. Pulling doctors and nurses away from their day-to-day work will be essential, but will have a knock-on effect on “normal” healthcare:

    Health leaders warned that surgeries will not be able to offer their full range of care for patients from next month as doctors and nurses will be immersed in administering jabs at more than 1,200 mass vaccination centres across England, potentially including sports halls, conference centres and open air venues.

  4. All of which assumes there is enough vaccine, in the right places, at the right time, every time, with no supply issues.

The availability of manpower is why the programme will take the length of time (up to 18 months) that’s being discussed. Here’s my very rough demonstration of why (in very crude figures and assumptions; but it is a demonstration):

  1. The UK population is around 70 million and every one will need two doses of vaccine.
  2. Assume we have 7000 FTE** clinicians sticking needles in people.
  3. And assume each of those can give 70 injections (1 every 5 minutes) in a single shift. (That’s 6 productive hours in an 8 hour day, which is fairly standard productivity.)
  4. That means we need (70 million x 2) / (7000 x 70) or roughly 300 days to complete the work.
  5. [** FTE = Full Time Equivalent. 1 person working 5 days a week is 1 FTE. 5 part-timers each working 1 day a week is also 1 FTE.]

    But it isn’t that simple because:

  6. No-one can work flat out, every day, for the duration (a year plus). They need time out, rest days etc. Add 20% (ie. let them have “weekends” off).
  7. Then there is sickness and other absences. Add another 15%.
  8. And you’ll never achieve 100% occupancy; there will always be gaps in the schedule where people don’t turn up, the appointment can’t be filled, people decline, etc. Add another 20%.
  9. That means we need to increase the time by 55%, which gives us 465 days.
    Or 67 weeks (15-16 months) if working 7 days a week.
    Or 93 weeks (21-22 months) if working 5 days a week

You see why this is such a huge logistical challenge. As one of the Guardian articles linked below says:

[There is] concern that the NHS does not have enough staff or infrastructure, such as freezers to store vaccines and lorries to transport them, and could become embroiled in the sort of “desperate scramble” for kit seen in the spring with personal protective equipment (PPE) and ventilators.

This is very complex stuff. Two jabs, three weeks apart, with people having to recover somewhere for 15 minutes after they have it – that is far more complex than administering the winter flu jab.

That’s before one even starts thinking about the priorities – and you’d better have some bloody good reasons why the priorities are what they are, because whatever they are they’ll be challenged.


Herd Immunity

Looking at the other side of the coin, there is a long article by Dr Tara C Smith, an academic epidemiologist and infectious disease researcher, discussing why The Concept of Coronavirus Herd Immunity is Deadly and Dangerous. This looks at, inter alia, issues with the Great Barrington Declaration.

[T]he actual implementation of this strategy would fail for a number of reasons … First, “vulnerable people” is not limited to just the elderly … There are no details to how we would protect these people other than requiring them to stay in lockdown indefinitely … separating the “vulnerable” from the rest of society is, essentially, impossible. Both our lived experiences and data say that we cannot separate the vulnerable from others. We share homes and workplaces with them … We need to consider whether asking these people to isolate from society will compound the disadvantages many already experience in society.

Add to that … We don’t yet have a vaccine to help speed up any herd immunity. We don’t have a firm handle on how long any immunity might last; so there is no guarantee that herd immunity is even possible for Covid-19. There’s a significant minority of people who have “Long Covid” – is it fair to knowingly inflict this on more people, or indeed to knowingly increase the number of deaths? How and where do you draw an ethical line?

Basically the idea of herd immunity without a vaccine is a non-starter.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/thousands-of-hospital-staff-to-be-deployed-in-covid-vaccine-rollout
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/10/gps-in-england-will-scale-back-care-to-deliver-covid-vaccines
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54902909
https://www.self.com/story/coronavirus-herd-immunity


Covid & Others News Update

For those that have missed it, a quick update of yesterday’s news on the Covid-19 vaccine, as a follow-up to my post of yesterday.

First of all the Guardian expands on the huge logistical problems distributing a vaccine: Pfizer and BioNTech’s vaccine poses global logistics challenge. The scale of the operations required is just mind-boggling.

Secondly the Guardian also reports that GP clinics are expected to administer 975 injections a week in 12-hour days, 7 days a week – roughly one every 5 minutes. (That’s 975 per clinic, there will be one clinic per area.)

The same Guardian piece reports Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, sounding some good words of caution in the House of Commons:

[T]he best way to liberate and to get life closer to normal is a vaccine … [but] … We do not have a vaccine yet but we are one step closer … There are many steps still to take. The full safety data is not yet available and our strong and independent regulator, the MHRA, will not approve a vaccine until it is clinically safe. And until it’s rolled out we won’t know how long the effect lasts for or its impact, not just on keeping people safe, but also on reducing transmission.

(One fly in that ointment is that the MHRA is not entirely independent, as it’s a government funded body.)


In other news former Prime Minister, Sir John Major, that as a result of the stupidity and ineptitude of the current government, the outlook for next year is bleak:

It now seems that on 1 January next year, Brexit may be even more brutal than anyone expected.


Covid-19 Vaccine

I didn’t blog this yesterday as I wanted to catch up on all the news reports …

Pfizer/BioNTech have announced that their vaccine against Covid-19 is 90% effective. So of course everyone is jumping about in delight and expecting that everything is going to be fixed by next week (slight, but only slight, exaggeration).

[T]he results are preliminary, have been shared only by press release, and the trials are not yet complete.

Frankly I consider this scientifically and medically irresponsible as it will get many people demanding the vaccine now, create disenchantment when they can’t, and undermine the current lockdown. The trials are continuing, the final data has not been analysed, nor peer-reviewed, nor published, nor submitted to the regulators. Press release is not the way to publish scientific research; it is purely a mechanism for bumping up a company’s share price.

So for once I was pleased to see Boris Johnson adding a touch of realism to the proceedings. Here are some more of the key snippets from the news items which show why this is not a magic bullet (references at the bottom).

[T]the announcement is just the first hurdle of many … regulatory hurdles will have to be overcome – and that is before we even think about manufacture and distribution.

Nothing in medicine is 100% safe – even something we take without thinking, like paracetamol, poses risks.

We also don’t [yet!] know how protective the vaccine is in different age groups.

[I]t must be approved by licensing authorities.

The prime minister said “if and when” the vaccine was approved for use, the UK “will be ready to use it”.

[W]hen scientists succeed in making a coronavirus vaccine, there won’t be enough to go around.

[A] huge level of production will be required, and then there is the matter of who gets the vaccine first and how mass vaccination would be rolled out.

Each … country will have to determine who it immunises first and how it does that.

[S]hould the Pfizer vaccine pass all the vigorous safety checks … older people would be first in line for the vaccination.

As the initial supply will be limited, reducing deaths and protecting health care systems are likely to be prioritised.

In the UK, older care home residents and care home staff are top of the preliminary priority list. They are followed by health workers such as hospital staff and the over 80s.

There are also logistical challenges, not least as the vaccine needs to be stored at -80°C, meaning that even in developed countries there could be difficulties in distributing the jab.

The Pfizer/BioNTech candidate … needs -80°C storage, and that is not available down at your local pharmacy [or GP]. Pfizer has been rounding up as many ultracold freezers (and as much dry ice production) as they can, but … this is going to be a tough one … the press release talks about getting 1.3 billion doses of this vaccine during 2021, but actually getting 1.3 billion doses out there is going to take an extraordinary effort, because you’re getting into some regions where such relatively high-tech storage and handling becomes far more difficult … With demanding storage requirements, the more people that are within a short distance of a Big Really Cold Freezer, the better. And the more trucks (etc.) that you have to send down isolated roads to find the spread-out patients, the worse.

Given that this vaccine needs two shots to be effective 1.3 billion doses is a nowhere near what is needed; it would provide enough to fully vaccinate only about half of India and nowhere else!

Maintaining vaccines under cold chain is already one of the biggest challenges countries face and this will be exacerbated with the introduction of a new vaccine … You will need to add more cold chain equipment, make sure you always have fuel (to run freezer and refrigerators in absence of electricity) and repair/replace them when they break and transport them wherever you need them.

Frankly, we’re in the middle of the second wave, and I [Prof Jonathan Van-Tam, England’s Deputy Chief Medical Officer] don’t see the vaccine making any difference for the wave we are now in. I’m hopeful that it may prevent future waves, but this one we have to battle through to the end without vaccine.

WHO has said it does not expect to see widespread vaccinations against Covid-19 until the middle of 2021.

[Boris Johnson] added it was “very, very early days”. He warned people not to “rely on this news as a solution” to the pandemic. “The biggest mistake we could make now would be to slacken our resolve at a critical moment,” he said.

So yes, this is good news and there is light at the end of the tunnel, but it is a very long tunnel! We will get out of the tunnel, but meanwhile stay safe!


https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/11/09/vaccine-efficacy-data
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/uk-rollout-of-covid-vaccine-could-start-before-christmas
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/what-has-pfizers-covid-vaccine-trial-found-and-is-this-a-breakthrough
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54879676
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-54880084
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54027269


Ten Things: November

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with November …

Ten Comedy Catchphrases

  1. “You dirty old man”
    Harold Steptoe; Steptoe and Son (right)
  2. “Silly Old Moo!”
    Alf Garnett; Till Death Us Do Part
  3. “Don’t panic!”
    Lance-Corporal Jones; Dad’s Army
  4. “You stupid boy”
    Captain George Mainwaring; Dad’s Army
  5. “It’s good night from me…”
    “…and it’s good night from him”
    Ronnie Corbett & Ronnie Barker; The Two Ronnies
  6. “I’m Free”
    Mr Humphries; Are You Being Served?
  7. “Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once”
    Michelle Dubois; ‘Allo ‘Allo!
  8. “I have a cunning plan”
    Baldrick; Blackadder
  9. “May your god go with you”
    Dave Allen
  10. “Just like that”
    Tommy Cooper

They Think It’s All Over

So the Biden supporters in America are jubilant that he has ousted Trump as President. They think it’s all over! But I wouldn’t be quite so jubilant yet …

  • Has there been a handover of power?
  • Are there any outstanding lawsuits relating to the election?
  • Has Trump been physically removed from the White House?
  • Has the fat lady sung?

Answer “no” to any of these and a Biden Presidency is not assured.

Trump will do everything he can to stay in power; it is the way of tyrants.

Watch out for a confetti of lawsuits – all spurious but outwardly plausible – on top of the usual tirade of abuse, misinformation and lies.

Oh and of course there are over 70 days before the Inauguration. Time enough for Trump to wreak untold damage and havoc.

A pessimistic outlook? Certainly. And I hope I’m wrong. But Trump doesn’t have a good track record for acting decently.

2021 Wall Calendar Now Available

My 2021 Photographic Wall Calendar is here!

coverWith the permission of the Fates, I shall be 70 in early 2021, so this seemed a good opportunity to create a calendar of my photographs.

Covid-19 has, of course, caused havoc this year, and this appears likely to continue well into 2021 and maybe beyond. So we need something cheering to help us through the year; and what could be better than a few appealing photographs (except maybe champagne, gin, chocolate or cake!).

stondon masseyThe calendar includes a variety of photographs taken over the last few years. My original intention was to feature images from only 2020, but despite buying myself a birthday present of an expensive new camera early in 2020, Covid-19 isolation has restricted my photographic opportunities to house and garden for most of the year – hence the calendar contains a selection of images from earlier years.

monthAs always, I don’t pretend these are stunning, top quality, professional standard photographs, however I hope they are sufficient to provide some part of the cheer we’ll all need over the coming year.

The calendar is A4 sized, so it’s A3 when opened up and hanging. There’s a hole to hang it on a nail in the office wall. As well as images for each month there are a couple of pages of description and on the back calendars for 2021 and 2022.

decemberI shall naturally be dispensing some to the faithful, along with their Christmas presents, however if anyone wishes to buy one they are available on eBay and Etsy at £7.50 + p&p; I’ve also put the links in the right-hand navigator (with a reminder that my 2011 book is still available). £1 from each calendar sold (and £2 from each book sold before 31 January) will go to London’s Air Ambulance.