Eyemouth Herring Queen Festival

Saturday 27 July to Saturday 3 August sees the annual Eyemouth Herring Queen Festival.

Eyemouth is a small town in Berwickshire, in the Scottish Borders just 8 miles north of Berwick-upon-Tweed. It gets its name from the Eye Water flowing into the North Sea, and the natural harbour, formed by the river mouth, has been used as far back as the 1200s and probably much further.



The festival, which celebrates the town’s fishing heritage, is a week long fête built around the crowning of the 69th Herring Queen. There is the usual wide range of events from a procession with pipe bands through sandcastle building and pie eating to the Service of the Sea.

There’s lots more information on the festival website at www.eyemouthherringqueen.org.uk.

Love Parks Week

Love Parks Week runs during the usual extended week of 27 July to 4 August.

Quality green spaces are essential to healthy, happy communities. And Love Parks Week celebrates and showcases just this as well as campaigning for continual reinvestment in green space.



And of course summer is the perfect time to visit your local green spaces and remember what it’s like to breathe outside of a city-fuelled environment and recall the heady days of childhood! Even better is that such visits can reduce illnesses — apparently a walk in the park every day reduces the likelihood of heart attacks, cancer and Alzheimer’s disease.

The Love Parks Week website lists over 400 events taking place across the UK — everything from sports days and picnics to brass bands and Shakespeare — so there should be something happening near you.

Five Questions, Series 4 #2

OK so here goes with my answer to the second of our fourth series of questions. Ready? … Go …


Question 2: Why are manhole covers round?
I’m so surprised at even having to be asked this, as I would have thought the answer was obvious: as a safeguard against square aliens, of course.
I mean what other possible reason could there be? It isn’t as if they’re really easier to make than heptagonal covers, is it? Nor easier than square ones.
And it can’t be that a round cover would use less material than a polygonal one, can it. That would just be silly! How could any right-minded person think such a thing?
No the only possible answer is that they’re to guard against square alien invaders …

See what I mean?

Book Review

wonder1Marian Bantjes
I Wonder
(Thames & Hudson; 2010)
This is an odd book which I bought almost on impulse having seen it mentioned somewhere. It is so odd, and for me so unreadable, I merely skipped over large sections of it.
According to the cover blurb Bantjes is a “world-renowned typographic illustrator” who clearly also does some writing, journalism and graphic design. If this is an advertisement for either her writing or her design work then I fear the lady is doomed to failure, for the book is written and designed by her to be totally unreadable.
The chapters, which are really only extended blog posts, are mostly quirky in content, although the opening chapter on “Wonder” is quite an interesting excursion into something to which we give very little thought. And the final chapter about her mother’s scribbling pads-cum-notebooks, around which she ran her life, is a curious and poignant insight into how a clearly intelligent but quixotic mind can work. And how such a system can also help ameliorate the vicissitudes of dementia.

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But the rest of it I found unreadable. Party because the chapters and subjects didn’t work for me. But mainly because the design is so intrusive that it submerges the text into illegible incomprehensibility — as the above illustration I think amply demonstrates, despite the small size.
This is a shame as I suspect there are nuggets of gold amongst the words. But they’re so well hidden that I couldn’t face mining them. It is also a shame as a great deal of thought has clearly gone into the book which is rather well produced, even if I personally dislike the feel of the glossy coffee-table book paper.
So overall, this was a massive disappointment. And I hate disappointments.

The Pornography of David Cameron

So David Cameron is intent on restricting internet access to anything which he deems might in someone’s eyes be pornographic.
This is so prattish and dangerous it makes me angry on just so many levels.
Just who does DC think he is to tell other people what to think, say and look at? How dare he impose his (apparent) morality on anyone else? Imposing one’s morality on someone else is frankly … well … immoral!
This is government censorship. Given that freedom of speech and belief is enshrined in international law, that probably means the UK would be in violation of international law.
A freedom which exists only when it is in accord with your views, is no freedom at all.

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These two images are perfectly legal, and must remain perfectly legal. If you don’t want to see them, don’t look. If you don’t want your kids to see them, take responsibility yourself for looking out for what your kids view.
The proposals are impractical and pretty much unenforceable. Any law which is unenforceable is (a) bad law and (b) a waste of time. It is impractical because of the complexity of the internet and the fact that everyone is not dependent on just one service provider but many.
What is even more worrying is that there is absolutely no evidence to back up the necessity for this. On the lack of evidence see, for example, here, here, here and here.
It’s about time that we let people make up their own minds and take responsibility for their own actions — ie. develop their own sense of morals and responsibility. We’re becoming a nation of the molly-coddled; people who have to have everything done for them; who are unable to think for themselves or cope for themselves; people who cannot cope with adversity. People cannot be protected by outside agencies from all dangers and risks — that way lies a mixture of amorality (because people won’t have to think) and a police state. In the words of Thomas S Monson (Pathways To Perfection):

When we treat people merely as they are, they will remain as they are. When we treat them as if they were what they should be, they will become what they should be.

Goethe says the same:

If we take people only as they are, then we make them worse; if we treat them as if they were what they should be, then we bring them to where they can be brought.

Or looking at it another way, in the words of the great Spanish ‘cellist Pablo Casals:

Each person has inside a basic decency and goodness. If he listens to it and acts on it, he is giving a great deal of what it is the world needs most. It is not complicated but it takes courage.

If we want people to be responsible, then we have to treat them as if they are responsible.
Finally, as I’ve said many times before (for example here and especially here) sexuality and nudity need to be normalised, not marginalised and criminalised. Only by doing so are we likely to drastically improve the nation’s overall health and well-being.
It is time to be a leader, not a cow-herd with an electric cattle-prod!
[PS. No of course rape, violence and child abuse are not acceptable; no-one is saying they are! But blanket censorship is not going to get rid of them; it will just drive them further underground and into the hands of the criminal fraternity.]

Welcome!

In the words of the late lamented Frankie Howerd: “Welcome, my friends, to the Eisteddfod”.
Welcome to all our old readers who’ve made it over from our previous home on Blogger.
And welcome to all our new readers.


What you’ll find here is the same eclectic mix as previously: things which interest and enthuse me — or which I think are too important to ignore.
I have, I hope, imported all the old posts from Blogger, but in case I haven’t they are all still in place should you be benighted enough to want them.
So there you are … Normal service will now resume in our new home!

Weekly Photograph

Blimey it’s over five years since I went to London Zoo. It was an interesting, if not eactly cheap, day out. And I couldn’t resist wandering off to see the meercats.

Meercats are just so comic. I’m sure they know they’re being photographed! This one was looking away, heard my shutter and immediately turned its head and looked hard straight at me with an almost Roland Rat questioning look as much as to say “‘Ere, was that you taking my picture then?”. I almost expected it to follow up with “You can’t do that, ya’ know, I’m an international licensed character, I am!”


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'Ere, was that you taking my picture then?

‘Ere, was that you taking my picture then?
London Zoo, June 2008

We're Moving

Yes, the time has come to move.

No, don’t panic, Noreen and I are not about to up sticks and decamp of the wilds for Nether St Nowhere.

This weblog is going to be on the move.

I’ve been toying with the idea for some time and have resisted it because I didn’t want to move yet again. But the time has now come to move onto WordPress hosted on my own, already existing, domain — to integrate the blog and my personal website more closely.

Yes, that means I have to do everything for myself, which in some ways is a pain. But in other ways it gives me far more control. And means I am not beholden to Blogger’s, Google’s or “central” WordPress’s ever more restrictive T&Cs.



I don’t yet know exactly how soon I’ll make the switch over as I’m still refining and testing the new blog. I hope it will be sometime in the next week or two. But you can already set up your access to the new site if you wish. The new weblog will be at

There’s not much there yet except a few test posts, but that means you can also have a play and try to break it. And you should be able to set up your new subscriptions etc. — I hope not to have to change anything more in that area.

When I do the switch I hope to be able to import all the posts from here onto the new site. And I will post a notice here, with a dynamic redirection if such works on Blogger (I think it does). The look and feel (aka. branding) of the new weblog should be very similar to this.

Meanwhile normal service continues here.

Watch this space for updates.

And thank you all for your support so far.