Here’s my April list of Ten Things.
10 Things I Consider Works of the Devil:
- Umbrellas
- Religion
- Pernod
- Halloween
- Butternut Squash
- Gnocci
- Golf
- Net Curtains
- Muzak
- Sweetcorn
Here’s my April list of Ten Things.
10 Things I Consider Works of the Devil:
Look at the nail on your pinky finger: Every second, about 65 billion neutrinos pass through it. Almost all were produced inside the giant nuclear reactor in our sun’s belly.
From: “Strange Effects: The Mystifying History of Neutrino Experiments” at www.wired.com/2012/03/strange-neutrinos-experiments/.
Another selection of links to items you may have missed …
As seems to be becoming tradition, let’s start with Fukushima. Scientific American recently carried an article on a UN report that the meltdown is unlikely to lead to large number of cancers.
According to the Guardian some researchers are saying the Black Death was not transmitted by rat fleas. Excellent demolition job by by the Brooke Borel.
Going back a few centuries, Alasdair Wilkins asks “Was Robert Hooke really the greatest asshole in the history of science?” Answer, yes he probably was, but he was still a great scientist.
Some amusing illustrations of the Gluteal Crease. Yes, that’s where the butt crack begins.
OMG, scientists cannot leave the (alleged) mystery of female orgasm alone! Now they’re trying to shed light using ultrasound and wet tampons. Duh!
Next up two absurd creatures; and both are fish. First the tripod fish. Second the oarfish which like a lizard can shed it’s tail to escape.
And here’s another rather pretty oddity: MRI scans of fruit.
Moving away from science, apparently Islamic law to be enshrined in British law as solicitors get guidelines on ‘Sharia compliant’ wills. This is wrong on so many levels.
The Atlas of Prejudice has 20 interesting ways to view Europe.


Nothing very exciting by way of photograph this week, just a patch of Common Liverwort, Marchantia polymorpha which I found several years ago growing among the street paving in Pinner. It was around 150mm across so had clearly been there for quite some while. It is showing a good crop of gemmae cups (which can release new offshoots when hit by raindrops) and just an odd sexual body (top right but you’ll need the full sized image to spot it), which from its shape suggests this is probably a male plant.

Griffonage
Scribble. Illegible handwriting.

At the end of 2009 … researchers at the University of California published a paper describing a method of shaving fruit-fly penises with a laser. Not only could they shave off the bristles, but they could even perform the task with such accuracy that only the top third of each bristle was trimmed.
From: William Hartston, The Things that Nobody Knows: 501 Mysteries of Life, the Universe and Everything
I may have spent a chunk of my working life project managing logistics projects, but global logistics still boggle my mind.
Recently I bought a new laptop. For various reasons, one being I wanted a slightly non-standard hardware configuration, I ordered direct from the manufacturer. In doing so I knew that the machine would be shipped direct to me from China, because like most things these days that’s where they’re manufactured.

| Thursday (day 1); late evening | Ready for collection from Hefei, China |
| Wednesday; evening | Collected by UPS (And they call this is expedited delivery!) |
| Thursday (day 8); very early morning | Leaves Shanghai on route to … |
| Thursday; early morning | Arrival at Incheon, South Korea (Oh, its going east so will come via LA or JFK. Not a bit of it.) |
| Thursday midday | Leave Incheon bound for … |
| Thursday, early morning | I don’t believe it! … Almaty, Kazakhstan, where it eventually clears customs in mid afternoon |
| Thursday; early evening | Departs Almay on its way to … |
| Thursday early evening | Warsaw, Poland |
| Thursday; mid-evening | And we’re away from Warsaw on the next leg to … |
| Thursday; late evening | Cologne, Germany |
| Friday; not much after midnight | Leaving Cologne bound for … |
| Friday; before dawn | Stansted (At last we’ve arrived in the UK, but, phew, we need a little rest now!) |
| Monday; before dawn | Leaving Stansted going to … |
| Monday; 17 minutes after leaving Stansted | Feltham, near Heathrow (How in 17 minutes unless it’s on a helicopter?) |
| Monday; within minutes of arrival | Leaving Feltham on the final leg to me |
| Monday; midday | Finally delivered to my door! |
That’s 12 elapsed days and countless thousands of miles in eight hops through some very unlikely places.
At each step along the way I was having a little guess as to where it would go next, and it’s safe to say I got every one wrong except the last stop in Feltham — and that only because I know it’s where my local UPS depot is!
I’m disappointed they didn’t manage to work in Kuala Lumpur, Osaka and Barcelona along the way!
This week’s photograph was taken some years ago at Lyme Regis. All along the seafront promenade there are these delightful lamp standards based on ammonites in recognition of the Jurassic Coast. They are unusual, well designed and a rather nice touch. Oh and they are almost always adorned with seagulls.
