Oddity of the Week

Back in October 2015 Vice Media located a few of the most dedicated collectors of those AOL giveaway CDs from the Internet’s dial-up years.


Is there anything people won’t collect?

Sparky Haufle wrote a definitive AOL-CD collector’s guide; Lydia Sloan Cline has 4,000 unique disks; Bustam Halim at one point had 20,000 total, before weeding to 3,000. The AOL connoisseurs file disks by colour, by the hundreds of different packaging styles, by number of free hours, and especially by the co-brands — the rare pearls, like AOL’s deals with Frisbee and Spider Man. Their collections, said both Halim and Brian Larkin, are simply “beautiful”.
Read the full article on Vice.com.

Auction Oddities

OK, boys and girls, here’s the latest instalment of strangeness from out local auction house. Their latest sale isn’t large but generally surpasses itself in the quantity of truly hideous ceramics. But it does also contain a few lots to delight the lovers of oddity — both in terms of what people sell and what gets put together to make a lot. So, inter alia, and copied straight from the online catalogue, we have …
Two miniature Japanese carved flowers each opening to reveal an erotic scene.
124A Japanese ivory carved figure of a fisherman holding a fish with a buoy [sic] on his shoulders.
[Which I think is actually rather splendid.]
A 19th century ‘Acme’ — Henry Pear B polished brass and steel high quality padlock by E. Cotterill & co and a Birmingham with high quality multi lever key.
A Stationmasters substantial nickel-cased pocket watch, the enamelled dial painted M M & Co within a rare electrified leather covered case with original improved ever-ready dried battery number 12.
[I never knew you could get electrified leather.]
An Indian ivory vintage tusk carved with figures and animals amongst trees styled as a desk light on a wooden base.
[Trees as desk lights — an interesting idea.]
A shelf of wooden metal ware [sic] to include a pair of 19th century adjustable metal hearth stands, a cast iron trivet, an Antinomy [sic] box decorated with a dragon, various vintage cooking wares to include butter pats, pastry rollers, juice squeezers and a treen stacking spice box, Soda siphon with sparklets, a wooden bowl containing decorative eggs, brass candlesticks, two boxed scrolls dated 10th June 1958 for ‘The Gala performance’ at The Royal Opera House attended by The Queen, etc.
A pair of 19th century brass figural candlesticks of girls carrying food on top of bats.
Two Capodimonte figurines — Tramp on Bench and Sunday Mornings with certificates.
[Something else I never knew: Sunday mornings come with certificates. Clearly my education is sorely lacking.]
A collection of decorative silver plate and glass table items to include sectioned dishes, jam dishes, hors d’oeuvres dish on stand, a large silver plated tray, a pair of pressed glass decanters and stoppers, two novelty teapots — one figured as a police man and the second by Wade ‘Cat on a dustbin’, Stella Artois Cidre decanter.
A pair of 19th century flat pack [sic] figurines of a Highland couple on a heathland and a large 1930s figurine of a Stag.
A Jerry’s cocktail shaker in the form of a penguin.
A large quantity of items including a basket of china plates, figures including Branxam china polar bears, beaded wall lights, a large glass paperweight, a Watson & Sons electric medical machine, a quantity of Victorian irons, some for holding coal, a quantity of cameras, other items such as Carl Zeiss Jena binoculars and an Ambassador movie camera, a quantity of dentists implements including those to extract teeth, an 8mm movie projector by Bell and Howell, a large set of Mellins food vintage scales with weights and wicker basket, and Hoover ‘It beats’ vacuum cleaner and a cased canon camera.
An interesting stone axe head, probably basalt, bearing old label inscribed “Samoa”, together with a vintage Chinese pewter cylindrical jar with cover, engraved with floral panels, and a similar small spittoon.
An antique native primitive bow of natural branch form with gut bow-string, and two quivers, one in bamboo with plain leather binding, the other in decorated leather, each containing bamboo arrows with barbed iron heads.
And then there is a collection, over six lots, of stuffed birds …
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century barn owl on rocky base in wooden case.
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century Peregrine falcon by H N Pashley, Cley Next the Sea Norfolk in glazed wooden case
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century juvenile gannet and another of a fully grown gannet both on bases.


Taxidermy: two turn-of-the-century birds, one a common gull and the other a juvenile cormorant, base marked H A Lydd Dec 27th 1906.
Taxidermy: two turn-of-the-century birds, one a barn owl on a rocky base and the other a long-eared owl on tree trunk.
Taxidermy: three birds comprising a plover, a lapwing and a redshank, all on rocky bases.
But pride of place must go to something I’ve never seen in an auction before: what one might describe as a collection of birds ready for stuffing …
A large quantity of glamour magazines including Mayfair and Escort.
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Quotes

Here’s our monthly round up of interesting, inspiring or amusing quotes encountered in the last few weeks. In no special order …
… one of the great mantras of our times, that anything bad that happens to us must be somebody else’s fault. It cannot be us who are to blame …
[Christopher Snowdon at Spectator Health]
No cookbook can cure the fact that we are meat rotting from the inside, unable to recapture the fading glow of youth.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
[Mark Twain]
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
[President Kennedy]
As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron.
[HL Mencken]
I don’t think people realise how the establishment became established. It simply stole the land and property off the poor, surrounded themselves with weak minded sycophants for protection, gave themselves titles and have been wielding power ever since.
[Tony Benn]
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
[HL Mencken]
Brexit is like the English civil war, when families and friends found themselves split between King and parliament. Other historical divides — as over the reformation, the corn laws or Irish home rule — tended to cohere round religion or self-interest.
[Simon Jenkins; Guardian; 31 March 2016]
Political psychologists increasingly dismiss reason as having any role in electoral decision … Thus Brexit. It is declining into a sort of primitivism, a debate over what is inherently unknown. Argument is hijacked by hobgoblins.
[Simon Jenkins; Guardian; 31 March 2016]
Battle not with voles, lest ye become a vole; for if you gaze into the burrow, the burrow gazes back into you.
Dogs are for people who need to be worshiped as gods. Cats are for people who are strong enough to put up with gods standing on their chests at 5:00 AM and demanding a sacrifice.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
[Groucho Marx]
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don’t want to.
[Richard Branson]
Machiavelli defines the central thrust of human nature as ambition, the drive for power bringing with it wealth and corruption.
[Sarah Dunant; BBC News Magazine]
Being a little weird is just a natural side-effect of being awesome.
[Sue Fitzmaurice]
More next month.

Weekly Photograph

As many of you know we were in York last weekend for as conference. And on the Sunday we had an outing to see the glories of Castle Howard. So here’s a panorama of the rear of the house.

Castle Howard
Castle Howard Panorama
April 2016
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Many Years On …

A few days ago there was an article in the Guardian under the banner Why it’s time to dispel the myths about nuclear power.
Just a couple of snippets:

Chernobyl was a perfect storm, a damning tale of ineptitude leading to needless loss of life. It was also unequivocally the world’s worst nuclear accident. To many, it is also heralded as proof-positive that nuclear energy was inherently unsafe, a narrative adopted by many anti-nuclear groups … But perception and reality do not always neatly align; in the wake of the disaster, the UN Scientific Committee on the Effects of Atomic Radiation (UNSCEAR) and others undertook a co-ordinated effort to follow up on health effects … Despite aggressive monitoring for three decades, there has been no significant increase in solid tumours or delayed health effects, even in the hundreds of thousands of minimally protected cleanup workers who helped purge the site after the accident. In the words of the 2008 UNSCEAR report: “There is no scientific evidence of increases in overall cancer incidence or mortality rates or in rates of non-malignant disorders that could be related to radiation exposure … The incidence of leukaemia in the general population, one of the main concerns owing to the shorter time expected between exposure and its occurrence compared with solid cancers, does not appear to be elevated”.
… … …
Unlike the accident in the Ukraine, events at Fukushima in March 2011 were not the result of ineptitude but rather a massive natural disaster in the form of a deadly 15-metre high tsunami** … While the world media fixated on the drama unfolding at the plant, it lost sight of the fact that around 16,000 had just been killed in a massive natural disaster. Despite the preponderance of breathless headlines since the reality is that five years later, radiobiological consequences of Fukushima are practically negligible — no one has died from the event, and is it extraordinarily unlikely that anyone will do so in future. The volume of radioactive leak from the site is so small as to be of no health concern; there is no detectable radiation from the accident in Fukushima grown-food, nor in fish caught off the coast.
… … …
It is important also to see these disasters in the wider context of energy production: when the Banqiao hydroelectric dam failed in China in 1975 it led to at least 171,000 deaths and displaced 11 million people … None of this is to denigrate the vital importance of such technologies, but rather to point out that every form of energy production has some inherent risk.

Do go and read the whole article.
** It is worth noting again that the containment at the Fukushima plant worked largely as designed. Excepting the natural disaster, the root cause failure appears to have been one of shortcomings in plant external safety design and process which would be just as likely with any major plant.

Oddity of the Week: Porn for Whales

If we are to believe the Seattle Post-Intelligencer (10 February 2016) the online pornography colossus Pornhub ran a three week charity fundraising promotion, starting on 8 February, to mark World Whale Day on 13 February. The proceeds went to Moclips Cetological Society (“Save the Whales”).
Pornhub’s press release apparently celebrated whales’ sexuality as they — like humans and bonobos — do not limit their horniness to procreation.


The company said that over the three week period it would donate 1 cent to the charity for every 2000 videos played on its ubiquitous free websites. Now that might sound extremely mean, but the Seattle Post-Intelligencer noted that in just the first two days the world’s porn consumers had played 532 million videos thus earning the charity $2,660.

Weekly Photograph

Over the weekend I’ve been running the Anthony Powell Society Conference in York. Thanks to University of York we were able to use the magnificent King’s Manor, the university’s city centre base.
King’s Manor was originally built to house the abbots of St Mary’s Abbey, York and the Abbot’s house probably occupied the site since the eleventh century. However the earliest extant remains date from the 15th century. Following the abbey’s dissolution in 1539, Henry VIII instructed that King’s Manor be the seat of the Council of the North, a role it fulfilled until 1641. Following the Restoration the building was for some years the residence of the Governor of York. But since the late 17th century King’s Manor has been leased to various institutions until acquired by York City Council in the late 1950s and subsequently leased to University of York. It now houses the university’s Archaeology and Medieval Studies Departments.
Much of the original structure remains, and as you would expect is Grade I listed. This is photograph is the main entrance door and (although heavily restored) gives a good idea of the magnificence within.

King's Manor Door
King’s Manor, York, Doorway
York, April 2016
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There is some more about King’s Manor on the University of York website.

Ten Things

As last month’s Ten Things was places I have no desire to go, I thought we should redress the balance with places I want to visit. So here we have …
10 Places I Want to Visit:

  1. Sweden
  2. Norway
  3. Japan — from Hokkaido in the north to Okinawa in the south
  4. Holland (again)
  5. Iceland
  6. The Amazon
  7. South of France
  8. Italy
  9. Bruges
  10. Antarctica

So why haven’t I been to these places? Well it’s a combination of …

  • Laziness.
  • I hate the hassle and stress of travel.
  • The cost; every time I look at maybe visiting one of these places I’m horrified how much it costs.
  • Several of these places have environmental policies of which I disapprove — see mostly attitudes to whaling in Japan, Norway and Iceland.
  • The general environmental damage we’re doing visiting these places, both in terms of long-haul travel and damage to their environment; I’m thinking here specifically of the Amazon and Antarctica.

All of which means I may never get to see these places.