Monthly Quotes

Here’s this month’s collection of amusing and thought-provoking quotes …

[T]he most obvious, and most sensible conclusion is that there is no meaning to anything, no purpose for anything, no salvation, no nothing.  This isn’t at all emotionally pleasing. And so, the materialists say, we want to and reject that reality in favour of more pleasing alternative explanations based in superstition and wishful thinking. The reason for religion, then, is as a coping mechanism, to deal with how brutally pointless everything actually is when we’re honest about it. 
[Brad Warner; http://hardcorezen.info/the-meaning-of-life/6481]

Science is, after all, the deep study of sensory experience. It measures sensory experiences, compares them to other sensory experiences that have been had by other human beings. It correlates the sensory experiences of many humans and says that if many humans report more-or-less the same sensory experience, that sensory experience must therefore be real. But it does all of this in one slice of reality, the realm of sensory experience. 
[Brad Warner; http://hardcorezen.info/the-meaning-of-life/6481]

“Thoroughly conscious ignorance is the prelude to every real advance in science” [James Clerk Maxwell] … And so this is the kind of ignorance that I’m talking about, not the common usage of the word “ignorance”, not stupidity or wilful indifference to fact or logic – you know who I’m talking about. But rather this thoroughly conscious kind of ignorance that can be developed … The big question for me really is we’ve gained some knowledge, what does one do with that knowledge? And the purpose of that knowledge in my opinion is to create better ignorance, if you will. Because there’s low-quality ignorance and high-quality ignorance … science, in my opinion, is the search for better ignorance.
[Stuart Firestein]

Life is full of internal dramas, instantaneous and sensational, played to an audience of one.
[Anthony Powell, At Lady Molly’s]

Earth water fire and air
Met together in a garden fair
Put in a basket bound with skin
If you answer this riddle
You’ll never begin.

[Incredible String Band]

There are two things, to be and to do. Don’t think too much about to do – to be is first. To be peace. To be joy. To be happiness. And then to do joy, to do happiness – on the basis of being.
[Thich Nhat Hanh]

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
[Marie Corelli (1855-1924)]

St Paul introduced an entirely novel view of marriage, that it existed primarily to prevent the sin of fornication. It is just as if one were to maintain that the sole reason for baking bread is to prevent people from stealing cake.
[Bertrand Russell]

Under this window in stormy weather
I marry this man and woman together;
Let none but Him who rules the thunder
Put this man and woman asunder.

[Jonathan Swift]

When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kind of dogmas or goals, it’s always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
[Robert M Pirsig]

Teenagers are how they are because it was evolutionarily useful. Long term, sticking to the safe and familiar can lead to stagnation and extinction. Having individuals strike out on their own can refresh the gene pool and uncover useful information. Hence, teens reject authority, crave independence, take risks and so on. Far from being a constant annoyance, teenagers may be the reason humanity is as smart and successful as it is.
[Dean Burnett; New Scientist, 14 September 2019]

Yes, but even though they probably certainly know that you probably wouldn’t, they don’t certainly know that, although you probably wouldn’t, there is no probability that you certainly would.
[Yes Minister]

Diaries

As I do every year I have been hunting for a diary for next year.

And before you say anything, no it isn’t too early! I already have a number of dates fixed through to the end of next year, with the need to fix further dates looming.

And as every year I am almost unable to find what I want, which is:

  • Slim diary (ie. approx 15cm x 8cms – big enough to write in; small enough to carry)
  • just a full 12 months, ie. January to December
  • portrait format
  • week to a view
  • week beginning on a Monday
  • page layout preferably: left page: Monday-Friday, right page: Saturday/Sunday/notes. But I will accept Monday-Thursday vs Friday-Sunday/notes.
  • no rules within the days
  • decent page design/use of fonts
  • online illustration of the page layout
  • available to buy online (to get a choice)
  • not out-of-the-way expensive; no I’m not paying upwards of £20!

So something very like this:

I do not want/need:

  • a hard, case-bound, leather or other fancy cover (but can compromise here)
  • something that starts in mid-year, like for the academic year
  • pretty decoration, Disney characters, etc. on the cover
  • ruled pages or appointment times
  • artwork interleaved with the diary pages
  • excess pages of front-matter and back-matter (eg. world maps, public holidays in every country, conversion tables, travel information) although a next year planner and a handful of pages for notes is useful
  • elastic or magnetic closure
  • integrated pen/pencil

As every year what I want is almost as scarce as hen’s teeth – certainly amongst the more quality offerings. In fact they are even more scarce this year then before.

I have only ever seen two examples of my preferred page layout: one last year (expensive, bulky and inappropriate for me) and another this year (full of annoying, irrelevant, twee cartoons). Why can no-one do a Monday-Friday vs. Saturday/Sunday/notes layout? I know not everyone has their weekend on Saturday/Sunday, but many people still do and it seems to me this would be a logical layout.

So who provides what?
Own brand (eg. Ryman, WH Smith) products almost invariably have ruled pages and/or wrong page layout.
Organisations (eg. RHS, National Trust, charities). Usually have hard covers. Contents are interspersed with images which (a) get in the way and (b) increase size/weight. Often expensive too.
Tallon (who appear to make most of the cheap offerings). Cheap and insubstantial – at least when I last handled one. Poor, clunky, design.
Collins. Hardly ever provide illustrations of the page layout, and when they do the pages are inevitably ruled. Often too many extraneous information pages.
Letts. Used to be good but are less so in recent years. They provide increasingly few illustrations of contents. And increasingly few unruled options. Again, often too many extraneous information pages. And to cap it all this year they seem to have decided that the week begins on Sunday (in contravention of the ISO date standard).
Moleskine. I like Moleskine notebooks and always carry one. But their diaries fail. I tried one a few years back and found they’re too chunky when you have a notebook as well. They’re the wrong size (for me), now always seem to be ruled, and are on the more expensive side.
Caspari. They’re American and less easily found here, but from experience of the last few years they’re definitely good quality. They do a range with plain-ish (“snakeskin” pattern) soft-ish covers and another range with case-bound floral design covers (actually quite attractive). But do they illustrate the interior? No, never. I’ve used them for the last several years and I know they’ve been what I want; but having been caught out by Letts’ “Sunday start” I want to check the page layout. I had to email them to ask and (to my surprise) got a response within a day showing exactly what I want. They also use quality cream paper.

So I went and ordered a Caspari diary via Amazon, though there are other online suppliers.

Am I being picky? Yes. But I don’t see why I should have to use something I find uncomfortable and is not what I want. Nor do I see why I should buy something where I can’t see the layout; why can suppliers not provide images – it’s not difficult or expensive?

So what’s wrong with using your smartphone as your diary? I don’t find this comfortable. I’ve tried it on many occasions over the years, starting with a Palm Pilot. I still don’t find it comfortable and I have always had problems getting it to sync successfully with my PC-based diary (which is actually my master diary). A paper and pencil diary, as my mobile copy, works best for me.

So more time wasted again this year hunting what I want.

Well there it is. That’s my experience. As with all such things YMMV.

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 11

Here’s this week’s update on my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. Struggling for inspiration again some days this week, partly due to this f***ing cold which won’t go away.

Monday 9 September
Tandem, bike and trike,
penny-farthing, bone-shaker:
velocipedes all.

Tuesday 10 September
Absent mindedly
daily haiku forgotten.
Recovering now.

Wednesday 11 September
Sorting cutlery:
steel forks, and silver fish knives,
cake slice and crumb tray.

Thursday 12 September
Peach, grey, silver-gilt;
pale azure blue up beyond.
September sunset.

Friday 13 September
Doubt, lies and bullshit,
uncertainty, confusion.
All have gone cuckoo.

Saturday 14 September
Azure, semé of
cloudlets argent, a chief or.
Flyer’s escutcheon.

Sunday 15 September
Black and white Rosie
cat’s getting rather podgy;
much like the humans.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12  
13  
14  
15  


Next instalment, next Sunday.

And they still don’t get it!

Why can no-one get their heads round what is actually the position on Brexit?

This from an article in yesterday’s Guardian:

… the UK leaving without a deal on 31 October. In practice, this can only happen if the EU turns down the UK’s request for an article 50 extension or Johnson breaks the law by ignoring parliament.

So far, so good. But then in the next sentence on the government’s publicity campaign:

… UK’s October no deal exit, as well as being factually incorrect (as it addresses an event which cannot now occur) …

Which directly contradicts the previous statement.

In fact the first statement is the correct one, as outlined in the Law & Lawyers blog. Following the last minute action in Parliament which resulted in the European Union (Withdrawal) (No 2) Act 2019 there are three situations which (legally) can now occur:

  1. EU agrees extension to 31 January 2020: PM must accept
  2. EU agrees extension to a date other than 31 January 2020: PM must accept
  3. EU refuses an extension: the Act does not address this situation; thus by operation of EU law, the UK would leave without a deal on 31 October 2019.

So the first statement in the Guardian article is the correct one. There are two instances when the UK will leave the EU on 31 October with no deal:

  1. if the EU decline a further extension, or
  2. the UK government break the law (as enshrined in the European Union (Withdrawal) (No 2) Act 2019) and fail to request an extension.

And yet people now believe that leaving with no-deal on 31 October is not now possible.

Logic? What logic?

Ten Things, September

This year our Ten Things series is focusing on each month in turn. The Ten Things may include facts about the month, momentous events that happened, personal things, and any other idiocy I feel like – just because I can. So here are …

Ten Things about September

  1. Her and my wedding anniversary
  2. Also my late parents wedding anniversary a few days before
  3. Pagan festival of Mabon celebrates the Autumn Equinox
  4. Michaelmas, or the Feast of St Michael & All Angels
  5. My late mother-in-law’s birthday
  6. Meteorological Autumn starts on 1st
  7. Nothing happened in the UK between 3 and 13 September 1752 ‘cos that’s when the UK changed from the old Julian calendar to our current Gregorian calendar
  8. Mop (or Hiring) Fairs occurred during September
  9. Abbot’s Bromley Horn Dance (above) takes place on the Monday after 4 September
  10. Great Fire of London 1666

40 Years Ago

Saturday 8 September was a lovely, warm, sunny day – as early September often is. That afternoon, at St Peter’s, Acton Green, Noreen and I were married.

L-R: Victor (Best Man), Maeve (Chief L-in-W), me, Noreen, Meg (L-in-W), Jilly (L-in-W)

The wedding was fairly low-key and quiet; unlike many of today’s extravaganzas: neither Noreen’s mother, nor my parents had much money, and we had none. It was sufficiently low key that we walked to church, early-19th century style – we lived only a couple of hundred yards round the corner – and had the small reception (lots of food, lots of wine; no band/disco) in the church hall.

Although we had known each other for 3-4 years, we’d not met regularly before the previous October when we started going out. We got engaged at New Year, moved into a flat together in the May … and here we were getting married “in under a year”. The omens can’t have been good, especially as we had a fairly rocky first couple of years: both trying to build careers, living in a fairly depressing rented flat, and “negotiating the rules of engagement”.

But here we are 40 years on. Still married; older, maybe wiser, better off; but not as healthy (who is at nearly 70?). To commemorate the day I’ve posted 40 Marriage Quotations on the website.

To this day we have no idea how we’ve achieved it! Every year we look at each other and ask “How did we do it?”. And we still don’t have an answer. Probably we never will. Which could well be why we’re still together 40 years on.

Many and more!

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 10

Here’s this week’s update on my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. It’s been quite a challenge again this week.

Monday 2 September
Moist misty mornings
with wind-blown wafts of wood smoke.
Autumn’s ambiance.

Tuesday 3 September
Today will be tough,
I’m struggling to get going.
Alarm clock strikes back.

Wednesday 4 September
Sanshin and sitar,
bagpipe and digeridoo:
music makers all.

Thursday 5 September
Cough, cough, bugger off,
stop me coughing up my lungs.
Intercostal hurts.

Friday 6 September
Brain and body strike
for better working conditions
without cold abuse.

Saturday 7 September
The Apparition,
head tucked under her arm,
walks abroad for ever.

Sunday 8 September
Tree vital for life:
climate change regulator,
balancing carbon.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11  
12  
13  
14  
15  


Next instalment, next Sunday.

Can You Grow Your Own Forest?

Earlier this week there was an article in the Guardian Grow your own forest: how to plant trees to help save the planet.

According to some scientists, forest restoration is the number one strategy for stopping global warming. So what should we be doing? Here’s the TL;DR précis:

Tree planting has mind-blowing potential to tackle climate crisis … Billions more trees … could remove two-thirds of all the carbon dioxide created by human activity. Forest restoration is a top climate change solution.

While a global programme might take 100 years to be fully effective, along the way it would reduce the consequences of the climate crisis – protecting soil from erosion, reducing risk of flooding and providing habitat for a vast range of other plants and animals.

UK tree-planting initiatives include the Northern Forest, which will be made up of 25m trees, spanning the north of England from Liverpool to Hull … But we need to do much, much more … While there are more than 3 trillion trees in the world, that number is estimated to have fallen by 46% since the dawn of human civilisation … Amazon rainforest continues to be lost by the equivalent of three football fields every minute.

How many trees should we be planting? UK needs to increase its woodland from 13% of land area to 17% (the European average is around 35%) … planting 30,000 hectares annually … Tree planting rates in the UK in the past decade or so have been the lowest for a generation; we are miles off where we should be.

Can people planting trees in their garden make much of a dent? One individual tree might not make a difference [to climate, though it will to the local wildlife] but if 10m people put one tree in, that would … planting a tree in the right place is a good thing to do.

What should we be planting and where? Species need to be chosen carefully to ensure they grow well … and fit into the existing ecosystem … other landscapes – such as grasslands and peatlands … must be protected and here it might not be appropriate to plant trees.

Can we just plant trees in our gardens? You don’t need permission, but you do need to think about what species will grow where you live, and also how big it could get. It’s no use planting an oak tree two feet outside your back door … Smaller species include apple trees or rowan … and aftercare is absolutely vital for young and newly planted trees.

What if we don’t have gardens? Can we plant trees anywhere? You can’t plant on waste ground or in your local park without permission from the landowner – that could well be the local council … but maybe approach places like school or hospital grounds.

How else can we help? Support international organisations that promote the rights of indigenous people, whose land stores nearly a quarter of the carbon stored in tropical forests, and who are best placed to protect forested areas by monitoring illegal logging.

Many products we wouldn’t even think of contribute to the problem. Ask questions … Ask the supermarkets where the palm oil in their products comes from, or the soya feed used to farm their meat … Ask the person responsible for your pension fund how much deforestation its investments are causing. Even if they don’t know the answer, you’ve put it on their radar.

Support the rewilding forest restoration schemes.

And don’t get complacent. Keep going. One tree at a time if need be.

If you cannot do anything else consider supporting the Woodland Trust (in the UK; I’m sure there’ll be an equivalent organisation in your country); they offer a range of tree donation and sponsorship initiatives as well as tree packs for schools and other organisations.

Oh and there’s a bonus, as I know from experience: planting trees in your garden is a good way to piss off your neighbours, especially if (like mine) they think their garden should be nothing but a barren putting green. When we moved into the house 35+ years ago, there were two trees: a pear and an apple. Since then we have crammed almost 20 trees (plus lots of shrubs) into our suburban garden, and removed only two (the pear which died, and one which was really in a very wrong place). And we keep looking to see how to get more in!

Counters

Each month this year we’re bringing you a post under the general title “Things that Count in [Number]” where [Number] will be the month. And naturally each month’s post will contain the [Number] of items (so just one for January, up to 12 for December).

For our purposes the definition of counting includes things which either come in groups of [Number] (eg. four suits in a pack of playing cards) or things which count in [Number] (eg. decimal coinage counting in tens).

Things which Count in Nine …

  1. Ladies dancing
  2. Cats’ lives
  3. Worlds in Norse mythology
  4. Members of the Fellowship of the Ring
  5. Innings in a baseball game
  6. Muses in Greek mythology
  7. Circles of Hell
  8. Lights on a Hanukkah Menorah
  9. Orders of Angels in Christian mythology

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 9

Here’s this week’s update on my 100 Days of Haiku challenge.

Monday 26 August
In postprandial
balmy twilight, sitting out.
But where are the bats?

Tuesday 27 August
Chattering, London
Historians, enjoying
yearly lunch party.

Wednesday 28 August
Girls in skimpy shorts,
pelmet skirts, crop tops, no tops.
It’s what summer’s for.

Thursday 29 August
Government holding
democracy to ransom.
Civil war looms large.

Friday 30 August
Thick of head and brain,
full of snot and sore of throat.
Cauldron of head cold.

Saturday 31 August
Disturbed by dreams.
Why such poor sleep when unwell?
Better sleep tonight?

Sunday 1 September
Wakefulness falters.
An afternoon nap beckons.
Much better after.

And here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10  
11  
12  
13  
14  
15  


Next instalment, next Sunday.