
So you think Britain isn’t a third world country?
Outside the EU it will be about as important as Tristan da Cunha.
Gawdelpus!

So you think Britain isn’t a third world country?
Outside the EU it will be about as important as Tristan da Cunha.
Gawdelpus!
Welcome to thee first of our monthly links for 2020. Here are links to items you may have missed the first time round, but will be glad you’ve now found. We’ve collected a huge number of items this month, so lets get stuck in …
Science, Technology, Natural World
You may well poo-poo astrology (and who should blame you!) but there is an argument that it paved the way for predictive, analytical science.

In the western world we do a lot to mask our body odour. Here’s some of the chemistry behind what we’re trying to mask.
Science’s theoretical models can be complex, however the most successful ones usually aren’t. [££££]
So how is it that some trees life 1000 years, apparently healthily?
Health, Medicine
I know my body temperature is naturally low, but it now seems that human body temperature is generally cooling over time. Two looks at this from New Scientist [££££] and Scientific American [££££]
Six curious facts about our sense of smell.
The whole situation around the new Chinese Coronavirus is moving so fast I’m not going there with blog posts. However here is something about the viruses which cause colds and flu.
While mentioning flu, researchers are now discovering that injecting the flu vaccine into a tumour stimulates the immune system to attack it.
Medics are coming to the opinion that many mental health conditions, from depression to dementia, are caused by inflammation.
The vaginal, uterine, cervical, clitoral, urinary, rectal, and muscular dimensions of the pelvis: the VAGGINA hypothesis.
Which takes us nicely on to …
Sexuality
Apparently almost half of British women have poor sexual health, around three times the rate for men.
Here’s something I didn’t know … One part of this is poor sexual health is that some women have incredibly painful orgasms. It’s not clear if this also affects men.
But men do have sexual problems too: it is thought that around 10% of men have Peyronie’s disease, which causes significant bending of the penis; it’s often painful and prevents sex.
One woman talks about how wanking brought her closer to her husband. [NSFW]
Environment
One UK scientist is suggesting that half the country’s farmland should be transformed into woodlands and natural habitat to fight the climate crisis and restore wildlife.

Following in the footsteps of the Woodland Trust, the National Trust to plant 20 million trees in the UK over the next decade as part of efforts to achieve net zero emissions by 2030.
It’s reported that London’s new year fireworks increased air pollution with a legacy of metal particles. Why is anyone surprised?
York is the latest city (following Bristol and Birmingham) to plan on banning private car journeys from the city centre.
I’ve been saying this for twenty years: the majority of business air travel is unnecessary; there are more environmentally, financially and employee friendly ways of doing business – and they’re just as effective. Why is there no will to grasp this?
Social Sciences, Business, Law
Hansard is the official record of business in the UK’s parliament. Here’s something on how their reporters handle getting to grips with an influx of new MPs.
Art, Literature, Language
OK, so who understands what sodomy actually is, at least according to the medieval world view. [LONG READ]
An Italian art gallery has discovered its stolen Gustav Klimt painting in a wall.
History, Archaeology, Anthropology
Archaeologists have found the graves of high-status Romans in Somerset.
Here’s a series of long reads from Going Medieval about medieval life …
The most maligned of creatures, since ancient times, the wolf has a central role in mythology. [LONG READ]
Medieval people were nicer to cows than we are now. [LONG READ]
Medieval courtly love was just as full of pick-up artists as other times. [LONG READ]

There’s a subset of society who (erroneously) believe the medieval Church was a shadowy organisation dedicated solely to suppressing knowledge and scientific advancement. [LONG READ]
No medieval people weren’t dirty. Yes, mediaval people bathed – a lot more than we think. They even invented soap! [LONG READ]
It’s interesting what you can find in the sludge of a London medieval cesspit.
Slightly nearer our own time, it seems that Columbus may well have been right in his claims of cannibals in the Caribbean.
Lifestyle, Personal Development
A Utah (think Salt Lake City and Mormons) court convicts a mother of lewd behaviour for bearing her breasts in front of her children. But is being naked around your own kids good for them? Spoiler: yes.
The “power of bad” and the “curse of good”. We’re living in a gilded age but can we defeat negativity?
There is some surprising psychology behind being perpetually late.
Shock, Horror, Humour, Wow!
And finally, the United Kingdom wins a Darwin Award for Brexit. Well who would have guessed?!
Episode 18 (days 86 to 90), the antepenultimate summary of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.
| Day | Date | Word | Meaning |
| 86 | Saturday 25 January | belomancy ** | divination by means of arrows |
| 87 | Sunday 26 January | orf | an infectious disease of sheep and goats caused by a poxvirus |
| 88 | Monday 27 January | fanfaron | a blusterer, boaster, braggart |
| 89 | Tuesday 28 January | schapska | a flat-topped cavalry helmet |
| 90 | Wednesday 29 | shandry | a light cart or trap on springs |
** My favourite of the words presented.
Next episode in a few days!
The headline in Thursday’s (23 January 2020) Guardian was
The writer, Poppy Noor, takes issue with a recent Utah court ruling that children seeing their mother’s (presumably any female’s) naked breasts is “lewd behaviour” and damages the kids.
Noor is right. This ruling is completely off-its-tits bonkers, and flies in the face of the available evidence – as I’ve written about many times before.
But then this is Utah, home of Salt Lake City and the Mormons, so what does one really expect?
Do grow up guys!
Episode 17 (days 81 to 85) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.
| Day | Date | Word | Meaning |
| 81 | Monday 20 January | squarrose ** | having scales sticking out at right angles |
| 82 | Tuesday 21 January | rheid | a substance which deforms by viscous flow when below its melting point |
| 83 | Wednesday 22 January | cicisbeo | the male companion of a married woman |
| 84 | Thursday 23 January | slype | a covered way or passage, leading from the transept of a cathedral or monastic church and the chapter-house |
| 85 | Friday 24 | hypsiloid | shaped like the Greek letter upsilon |
** My favourite of the words presented.
Next episode in a few days!
So here we are with the first round up of quotes for 2020. And it’s an action-packed issue!
Was the earth made to preserve a few covetous, proud men to live at ease; or was it made to preserve all her children?
[Gerrard Winstanley; 1649]
As you close your eyes and inhale frankincense oil, you see yourself walking in a pine and eucalyptus forest, your steps taking you to a sun-bathed clearing. Here, a steamy spring welcomes you in its warm and surprisingly citrus-scented water. While you thought you couldn’t be more relaxed, a misty incense smoke spreads around you, balancing and settling your mind.
[Cosmetics company Lush]
People take way more pictures of giraffes than they do of boring rocks or bushes. As a result, AIs seem to have leaned that giraffes are everywhere. If they’re not sure what’s in a picture – and they do get confused a lot – they’ll often guess “giraffe”.
[Janelle Shane; New Scientist; 21 December 2019]
Someone once trained a neural net to place bets on horseraces. Its winning strategy? To place zero bets.
[Janelle Shane; New Scientist; 21 December 2019]
Do stuff. Be clenched, curious. Not waiting for inspiration’s shove or society’s kiss on your forehead. Pay attention. It’s all about paying attention. Attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. Stay eager.
[Susan Sontag]
Every age has its own Fascism, and we see the warning signs wherever the concentration of power denies citizens the possibility and the means of expressing and acting on their own will. There are many ways of reaching this point, not just through the terror of police intimidation, but by denying and distorting information, by undermining systems of justice, by paralysing the education system, and by spreading in a myriad subtle ways nostalgia for a world where order reigned, and where the security of the privileged few depended on the forced labour and the forced silence of the many.
[Primo Levi, 1974]
If your mind is empty, it is always ready for anything; it is open to everything.
[Shunryu Suzuki]
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly … is a movie about cowboys – that is to say, misogynistic, murdering, rootin’-tootin’ gunmen who meander about 19th-century American Wild West in search of a credit sequence.
[Feedback; New Scientist; 04 January 2020]
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours, and let each new year find you a better man.
[Benjamin Franklin, 1755]
How do we preserve Britain as a tolerant place when we don’t have Europe to blame for our problems any more? … How [do] we keep the flexibility of an unwritten constitution, but maintain certainty in human rights and control executive power?
[Gina Miller; Guardian; 11 January 2020]
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
[John Barrymore (1882-1942)]
Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one.
[Howard Kenneth Nixon (1927-2009)]
The fundamental defect with fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
[Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)]
Foure things make us happy here
Health is the first good lent to men;
A gentle disposition then:
Next, to be rich by no by-wayes;
Lastly, with friends t’enjoy our dayes.
[Robert Herrick (1591–1674)]
Get naked, drink mead and party like a Pagan because a Christmas spent queuing at Argos is just bollocks.
Only at Christmas?
Episode 16 (days 76 to 80) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.
| Day | Date | Word | Meaning |
| 76 | Wednesday 15 January | fiacre | a small four-wheeled carriage for hire; a hackney-coach |
| 77 | Thursday 16 January | sipe | to percolate or ooze through |
| 78 | Friday 17 January | guereza | an Ethiopian monkey (Colobus guereza) with long hair and a bushy tail |
| 79 | Saturday 18 January | phoeniceous | of a bright red or crimson colour |
| 80 | Sunday 19 January | yelt ** | a young sow |
** My favourite of the words presented.
Next episode in a few days!
Episode 15 (days 71 to 75) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.
| Day | Date | Word | Meaning |
| 71 | Friday 10 January | zenzizenzizenzic | the square of a square of a square number; the eighth power of a number |
| 72 | Saturday 11 January | ecdysiast | a striptease performer |
| 73 | Sunday 12 January | brontology | scientific study of thunder |
| 74 | Monday 13 January | vaticide | the killing, or killer, of a prophet |
| 75 | Tuesday 14 January | scop ** | an Old English poet or minstrel |
** My favourite of the words presented.
Next episode in a few days!
Another contribution from the new camera …

Having had a birthday recently, I bought myself a present. As as one of my aims for this year is to do more photography I bought an expensive new camera: a Canon EOS 90D and three lenses (plus some bits & pieces), to replace my ageing Olympus E620. The Canon’s a beast of a 32 megapixel camera with far more facilities than I’ll ever understand, let alone use – although it’s going to be interesting trying.
Of course having got the camera it has had to be tested. So here are the first four serious shots I’ve taken with it: of our cats, of course.




Now all I have to do is to get out and get my money’s-worth from such an extravagance! So hopefully more images to come during the year. And possibly a photographic 100 day challenge.