This Wizard of Id cartoon earlier in the week amused me; as usual there’s the usual slightly zen quality to it.
Category Archives: thoughts
Friday Five: The only nasty thing I like
1. What’s the last movie you saw?
At the cinema: probably Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s Pictures at an Exhibition in 1973. On TV probably some Lord of the Rings-ish thing last Christmas. See, I keep telling you I don’t do films.
2. Are you gentle?
Me? Gentle? Oh do be realistic, I’m about as gentle as a clumsy hippo!
3. Do you sleep with your bedroom door shut?
Nope, not at home, not usually even when we have people staying; we both hate shut doors. Tend to shut the door at other peoples’ (except my mother’s) but really only ‘cos most of them do. And when I was a student, although I shut my room door at night it was never locked, and often left ajar when I was in during the day. In this house shut doors are really only for one thing: to keep a cat penned in – and even so most of the doors can’t shut ‘cos there are things (like a pile of books) in the way.
4. What’s your middle name?
Cullingworth — my mother’s maiden name. Not many around and none now in my line of the family as my mother was one of four sisters. Cullingworth is a small village in Yorkshire, so the family come from there originally.
5. Friday fill-in:
I could learn to like not having to work to eat.
[Brought to you courtesy of Friday Fiver]
Quote: The Before
Much human ingenuity has gone into finding the ultimate Before. The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus: in the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
[Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies]
Quote: Atheists & Conscience
Atheists have as much conscience, possibly more, than people with deep religious conviction, and they still have the same problem of how they reconcile themselves to a bad deed in the past. It’s a little easier if you’ve got a god to forgive you.[Ian McEwan; Sunday New York Times Magazine;
02 December 2007]
The Secret
If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho Marx
Wizard of Id
Yesterday’s (or was it today’s?) Wizard of Id cartoonfrom comics.com is another with a really zen quality to it (well at least if you think about it):

Whoopee: Love in a deep-sea style
For amusement … Whoopee: Love in a deep-sea style. It absolutely cracked me up!
Monty Python
Skatje over at Lacrimae Rerum has today observed:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is an educational commentary on nobility-peasant relationships.
Don’t think I could have put it better myself. Says it all really.
Wonderful Weekend English
I was watching the soccer results programme on TV this afternoon. Some player (I didn’t hear who) had obviously had a bad day; this was described by one of the studio pundits as:
He’s had a holocaust.
Endless Screw
Apparently the manual for servicing the keel-lifting mechanism of a Beneteau Oceanis 311 yacht advises:
Unscrew the bolt THM8 located at the end of the endless screw.
[New Scientist; 24/11/2007]
