This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with May …
Ten Quotes
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be,
To taste whole joys
[John Donne, 1699] (right)
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[Benjamin Franklin]
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
[Indira Gandhi]
If you don’t concern yourself with your wife’s cat, you will lose something irretrievable between you.
[Haruki Murakami; The Wind-up Bird Chronicle]
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know?
[Groucho Marx]
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
[Caius Petronius]
In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.
[William Shakespeare]
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
[George Bernard Shaw]
The key aspect that makes the Buddhist attitude toward sex utterly different is that the concept of sin does not exist in Buddhism.
[Brad Warner; Sex, Sin and Zen] (also right)
No-one else is he and thus cannot deny that he knows when fish are happy.
[Zhuang Zi]
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with April; and for Easter I thought we should have …
Ten 16th Century English Composers
William Byrd (born c.1540) (right)
Thomas Tallis (born c.1505)
Christopher Tye (born 1505)
Orlando Gibbons (born 1585)
Thomas Weelkes (born 1576)
John Wilbye (born 1574)
Peter Philips (born 1560)
Thomas Tomkins (born 1572)
John Shepperd (born 1515)
John Dowland (born 1563)
If you’re interested to know more, all have Wikipedia entries.
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with March …
Ten Entries from Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary
Chop. A piece of leather skilfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants. (right)
Dentist. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls gold from your pocket.
Cannon. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Noise. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
Cat. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
Envelope. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.
Hand. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.
History. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
Opera. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with February, and especially for Lent …
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with January …
