This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with April; and for Easter I thought we should have …
Ten 16th Century English Composers
William Byrd (born c.1540) (right)
Thomas Tallis (born c.1505)
Christopher Tye (born 1505)
Orlando Gibbons (born 1585)
Thomas Weelkes (born 1576)
John Wilbye (born 1574)
Peter Philips (born 1560)
Thomas Tomkins (born 1572)
John Shepperd (born 1515)
John Dowland (born 1563)
If you’re interested to know more, all have Wikipedia entries.
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with March …
Ten Entries from Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary
Chop. A piece of leather skilfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants. (right)
Dentist. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls gold from your pocket.
Cannon. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Noise. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
Cat. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
Envelope. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.
Hand. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.
History. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
Opera. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with February, and especially for Lent …
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with January …
This is the final episode, covering the last couple of days, of my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. And not soon enough, they all say! Anyway here’s the final round-up.
Monday 7 October
Nudity and sex
need openness, not taboo.
Healthy benefits.
Tuesday 8 October
Silent summer night
and a fox trots up the street,
snack sensor a-twitch.
Bonus
Turkish delight, such
subtly flavoured sweetmeat.
Seraglio’s best.
Here’s the tally of progress by week:
Week
Haiku Written
1
16
2
28
3
33
4
26
5
26
6
27
7
28
8
24
Week
Haiku Written
9
28
10
18
11
26
12
22
13
27
14
23
15
13
Total
365
So what now? Well … First of all I might put together a “Best of …” my 100 Days Haiku. The 365 written contain a lot of dross, and a few good ones that haven’t made the cut here. I shall see if I find any point doing this and then if I get to do it. Secondly, I have another 100 Day challenge lined up; I may delay strating it until the start of next month. So watch this space.
Meanwhile I hope this series provided some amusement – in whatever way!
Eccentric looks at life through the thoughts of a retired working thinker