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Ten Things: April

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with April; and for Easter I thought we should have …

Ten 16th Century English Composers

  1. William Byrd (born c.1540) (right)
  2. Thomas Tallis (born c.1505)
  3. Christopher Tye (born 1505)
  4. Orlando Gibbons (born 1585)
  5. Thomas Weelkes (born 1576)
  6. John Wilbye (born 1574)
  7. Peter Philips (born 1560)
  8. Thomas Tomkins (born 1572)
  9. John Shepperd (born 1515)
  10. John Dowland (born 1563)

If you’re interested to know more, all have Wikipedia entries.

Ten Things: March

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with March …

Ten Entries from Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary

  1. Chop. A piece of leather skilfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants. (right)
  2. Dentist. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls gold from your pocket.
  3. Cannon. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
  4. Noise. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
  5. Cat. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
  6. Envelope. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.
  7. Hand. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody’s pocket.
  8. History. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
  9. Opera. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.
  10. Adage. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

March

We’re beginning every month this year with a haiku (or a longer poem made of haiku) relevant to the month.

Spring & Joy

Smiling seeds sprout fast
Giggling ground welcomes their roots
Spring, burst out laughing!

[Demetrios Trifiatis]

All the poems can be found online at http://www.haikupoemsandpoets.com.

Ten Things: February

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with February, and especially for Lent …

Ten English Saints

  1. Thomas Beckett (right)
  2. Margaret Clitherow
  3. Edmund Campion
  4. John Fisher
  5. Gilbert of Sempringham
  6. Alcuin of York
  7. Venerable Bede
  8. Edward the Confessor
  9. Hilda of Whitby
  10. Margery Kempe

February

We’re beginning every month this year with a haiku (or a longer poem made of haiku) relevant to the month.

Valentine

Valentinius –
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine’s Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite …
So then, why don’t we?!

[Mark J Halliday]

All the poems can be found online at http://www.haikupoemsandpoets.com.

Ten Things: January

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with January …

Ten Amusing UK Road Names

  1. Frog Hall Lane, California, Surrey
  2. Ha-Ha Road, Greenwich
  3. Minge Lane, Upton upon Severn
  4. Stoat’s Nest Road, Coulsden, Surrey
  5. Titty Ho, Wellingborough, Northants
  6. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, S.Yorks
  7. Park Butts Ringway, Kidderminster
  8. Dog Kennel Lane, Rickmansworth
  9. No Ditch Bridge, Soham, Cambs
  10. Fanny Street, Shipley

And there are so many more!

January

We’re beginning every month this year with a haiku (or a longer poem made of haiku) relevant to the month.

January Thoughts

January’s start …
I hibernate in my cave
with bare thoughts

January’s end …
may February’s groundhog
see its shadow

[Andrea Dietrich]

All the poems can be found online at http://www.haikupoemsandpoets.com.

100 Days of Haiku, Episode the Last

This is the final episode, covering the last couple of days, of my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. And not soon enough, they all say! Anyway here’s the final round-up.

Monday 7 October
Nudity and sex
need openness, not taboo.
Healthy benefits.

Tuesday 8 October
Silent summer night
and a fox trots up the street,
snack sensor a-twitch.

Bonus
Turkish delight, such
subtly flavoured sweetmeat.
Seraglio’s best.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14 23
15 13
Total 365



So what now? Well … First of all I might put together a “Best of …” my 100 Days Haiku. The 365 written contain a lot of dross, and a few good ones that haven’t made the cut here. I shall see if I find any point doing this and then if I get to do it. Secondly, I have another 100 Day challenge lined up; I may delay strating it until the start of next month. So watch this space.

Meanwhile I hope this series provided some amusement – in whatever way!