So I retrieved my crystal ball from the back of the wardrobe and dusted it off. Having been staring into its mistiness, on and off, for most of the last month, these are my best guesses at what it’s trying to tell me for the next year.
As before, I’ve divided the predictions into three sections: UK, Worldwide and Personal – the latter are documented but currently redacted, as are a couple of other items which some might consider over-sensitive.
Disclaimer. I remind you that these are just my ideas of what could happen; they’re based solely on hunches and gut feel; I have no inside knowledge and I haven’t been studying the form – so if you base any decision on any of this I will take no responsibility for your wanton act of idiocy or its consequences.

UK

1. Brexit. It becomes clear that no Brexit deal is possible, but no-one has the courage to cancel Brexit so the UK is sleepwalking over a cliff to become a third world country (economically and socially) by 2020
2. The government will ensure that, despite its expressed wish, Parliament does not have a meaningful vote on the final Brexit deal
3. Increasing sexual harassment claims in Parliament and involving members of the government, on top of divisions over Brexit, are likely to bring down the government
4. However, it’s unlikely there will be a General Election, but if there is it will be won by Labour with a tiny majority
5. Michael Portillo is given a peerage and a seat in the Cabinet
6. Boris Johnson is replaced as Foreign Secretary by one of David Davies, Liam Fox or Michael Gove
7. Part of the Palace of Westminster collapses and the whole building is evacuated long-term, and may even have to be demolished
8. UK interest rates rise twice during the year, each time by 0.25%
9. Inflation remains at 3.0-3.5%
10. Stamp Duty relief for first-time buyers pushes property prices up by 10%
11. Tesco try to buy another supermarket chain but are prevented from doing so by the Monopolies Commission
12. Waitrose close 20 stores across UK by YE and record an operating loss
13. Ryanair buy/merge with EasyJet
14. Move to regulate and meter all London taxi fares (including all private hire)
15. Uber wins the appeal over its withdrawn operating licence in London
16. Heavy flu season with many hospitals unable to cope with demand, contributing to 10,000 excess deaths
17. At least two major disasters (industrial, train crash, plane crash etc.) with a combined total of over 200 fatalities
18. Driverless vehicles kill six cyclists in the UK
19. Red Arrows are disbanded after another fatal accident
20. Murders. [[REDACTED]]
21. No snow in London for the whole of 2018 with temperatures 2°C above average across the year
22. Prince Harry’s wedding day will be wet
23. Meghan Markle. [[REDACTED]]
24. Deaths: Prince Charles, a current England cricketer, [[REDACTED]], [[REDACTED]]

World

1. There’s an attack on Donald Trump’s life, which results in the death of several bodyguards and assailants, but only minor injuries to Trump
2. Average of one terror-related attack a month across Europe (including UK) with total fatalities in excess of 120
3. It’s unlikely North Korea will fire a nuclear weapon at the US to start WW3, but quite possible the US will fire first probably with conventional weapons
4. Kim Jong-un will fall from power in North Korea
5. There could be military conflict over China’s appropriation of islands in the South China Sea
6. Vladimir Putin is re-elected as Russian President; in fact there’s a good chance he will be the only candidate
7. US lose a submarine and are unable to rescue the crew
8. Ukraine is proven to be illegally selling radioactive materials, and cannot/will not identify all the buyers
9. Saudi Arabia. [[REDACTED]]
10. Civil war in Zimbabwe which spills over into South Africa due to uncertainties about the South African presidency
11. The Pope is embroiled in controversy possibly surrounding a significant shift in core Catholic theology
12. At least one space disaster (possibly on the ground) which kills two; and at least one major inter-planetary mission is lost in transit
13. Euro – Dollar – Pound parity
14. There’ll be major financial crash, with long-term knock-on effects, although it’s not clear if this will be in US, Europe or the Far East.
15. At least two household name companies are hacked with over 100 million sets of personal information exposed
16. Uber buys Lyft
17. Two of Amazon, Google and IBM merge
18. Scientists believe they have discovered extra-terrestrial life (not necessarily intelligent)
19. Major eruption of Vesuvius or Mt Etna with widespread destruction and mass evacuation, but fewer than 50 fatalities
20. Magnitude 7 or above earthquake in California which, with continuing drought, all but destroys their fruit production
21. At least one major US city will be destroyed (and quite possibly permanently abandoned) due to a severe hurricane (possibly New Orleans, Orlando, Miami)
22. Massive collapse of another Antarctic glacier or ice sheet
23. Poland beat Russia in FIFA World Cup final, with Denmark and Brazil as losing semi-finalists
24. Other deaths: Dalai Lama

Personal

1. Anthony Powell Society. [[REDACTED]]
2. Family. [[REDACTED]]
3. Cats. [[REDACTED]]
4. Friends 1. [[REDACTED]]
5. Friends 2. [[REDACTED]]

Obviously I’ll keep a tally and will publish the results at the end of the year. Let’s hope I’ve seen further and more clearly into the mist than last year.