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100 Day Challenge: Words #2

As promised here’s episode two (covering days 6 to 10) of my latest 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
6 Wednesday 6 November leucomelanous having dark hair and eyes but fair skin
7 Thursday 7 November ishan a prehistoric Iraqi mound
8 Friday 8 November traject a place where boats cross a river, strait, or the like; a ferry
9 Saturday 9 November hyetometrograph an automatic instrument for registering the amount of rainfall during successive periods
10 Sunday 10 November hieromonach ** a monk who also serves as a priest

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

100 Day Challenge: Words #1

Last Friday, 1 November, I started on a new 100 day challenge which will take us into early February. Each day I have to find a word I don’t know (aka. a new word). Nothing difficult; I don’t have to write a short story using the word or anything like that; I just have to find a word and understand its meaning. Oh and document it!

That last point is where this blog comes in. Every five days – rather than every week so no-one, including me, gets trapped in “it always happens on a Sunday” – I plan to document here the previous five days words. So here we go with the first five words.

Day Date Word Meaning
1 Friday 1 November xanthopsia a visual condition where things appear yellow
2 Saturday 2 November nevosity the state of being speckled or spotted
3 Sunday 3 November alphonsin an instrument used to extract bullets from bodies
4 Monday 4 November alopecoid ** of, or resembling, a fox
5 Tuesday 5 November induviae withered leaves which persist on plants

And in each post I shall asterisk ** my favourite of the words presented.

I’m trawling my words from the seabed using https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting.

Next episode in a few days!

Counters

Each month this year we’re bringing you a post under the general title “Things that Count in [Number]” where [Number] will be the month. And naturally each month’s post will contain the [Number] of items (so just one for January, up to 12 for December).

For our purposes the definition of counting includes things which either come in groups of [Number] (eg. four suits in a pack of playing cards) or things which count in [Number] (eg. decimal coinage counting in tens).

Things which Count in Eleven …

  1. Players in a soccer team
  2. Players in a cricket team
  3. The eleven who went to heaven
  4. Pipers piping
  5. Average years of a sunspot cycle
  6. Points on maple leaf on Canadian flag
  7. Elevens card game
  8. Tracks on Pink Floyd first album Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  9. Shakespeare History plays
  10. Satanic Rules of the Earth
  11. Symptoms of Alcohol Use Disorder

Auction Amusement

Our local auction house, as I’ve mentioned before, doesn’t seem to be offering so many curiosities, odd assemblages, and the plain weird theses days. Consequently there isn’t so much material for our amusement. Anyway here are the highlights from the last two auctions &ndasah; and as always it is the odd things which get put together as lots which amuse, just as much as the curiosities people sell. And doesn’t the eart sink when you see things like “An interesting lot …” and “blah … blah … etc.”?

A humorous novelty silver ‘Dutch doll’ mechanical sugar nips, with enamelled head. (right)

An interesting academic collection of pre-historic tools including a Cumbrian stone axe c.3500 BC, Niger axe, knife and arrowheads 4th millennium BC, three Pakistan stone arrowheads, an Israel boring tool and arrowheads, a knife and scrapers c.3000 BC.

An interesting lot including an old leather correspondence case containing old pens, postcards, a few coins, a Chinese seal in a box, an early tennis racket, a box containing wrist watches some in original boxes, and a wicker sewing basket containing Robertson Jam figures, scent bottles, etc. and an old Bible and a bag of loose stamps.

Five shelves of mixed china and other wares including a pair of oriental Satsuma vases, an oriental two-handled bowl and large charger in the Imari style, a set of Taunton Vale storage jars, jugs and boxes with covers, figurines, child’s feeding bowl, silhouette in black acorn frame, a pair of brass table lamps and shades, three wrist watches including Seconda, a Professor Dumbledore wand, onyx table lighter and ashtray, magnifying glass, glass vases, part tea set, blue and white jar and cover, a boombox, etc.

A vintage photographic lot including papers, reels, a Contact printer and safelight, a large thermos flask, etc. plus some vintage dressing table items with embroidered decoration including hairbrushes, powder pots and covers, mirrors, etc.

A wicker cased Coracle picnic hamper plus vintage puppets.

A modern sculpture made in papier mache of a mother and child painted green, three vintage suitcases with Cunard White Star labels attached, four brass planters and a selection of vintage walking sticks and canes. (below)

A quantity of CDs from Easy Listening to Black Sabbath.

Eleven Perspex table lamps with ten shades.

Four garden stoneware face masks, a brass shell case, a part tea service decorated with roses, a perfume atomiser etc.

Angling taxidermy: a fine specimen trout in bow-fronted case signed with paper label of J. Cooper & Sons, 28 Radnor Street, St Luke’s, London EC, the glass inscribed “Trout caught on Lough Mask by Alan Rigsby June 1914 wght 4 1/2 lb’s” (below)

Garden ornaments including a Dutch mill, seated hedgehog, two frogs, a small bird bath and a set of scales and weights.

A mixed lot including a bag of glass marbles, an Oriental-style music box, a further wooden music-box, a pair of wooden cat bookends, a pair of wooden teddy bookends, a replica gun, a small quantity of china, a pewter tankard, etc.

Three shelves of mixed items comprising mainly of figurines including Oriental, African carved, modern stylized angels, replica chess pieces, cats; vases including Bretby-style; glass Loetz-style ruby red and painted, a real mixture.

Four shelves of general items including wooden cat figurines, a globe, Christmas decorations, a modern wall clock by In House, a silvered vase, pots, ramekins, a Bosch iron etc. (above)

A floor standing House CD stacking system and CDs. (right)

A mixed lot of interesting vintage items including a straw boater hat by C A Bunn & Co, five metal bike lamps with candles, a quantity of collectors spoons, commemorative mugs including Doulton, a Limoges perfume burner, a glass perfume decanter with gilt stopper, a novelty metal bird cigar piercer, a gilt framed circular print, a perfume bottle and stopper in ebony case, two small circular framed watercolour portraits plus another, a small circular mirror etc.

A quantity of metal ware including two Tilley lamps, a vintage carriage clock, VW camper van accessories, a boat claxon, a tree saw, a quantity of cutlery, glass marbles etc.

A large and impressive carved wood tribal fetish male figure, with snake-like nose and shell eyes, 134 cm high. (right)

A box of face creams, perfume bottles and electrical components.

A Georgian mahogany apothecary’s travelling cabinet, retaining most fittings, several of the bottles with labels of the Glasgow Apothecaries’ Company, with glass mortar, scales, etc., together with a later green glass chemist’s bottle.

A pair of 1930s patent car exhaust terminals in aluminium, each cast as a hound head, with Christie SK 11-12 August 1994 auction catalogue, specifying lot 477 which comprised items of this type; together with a miner’s lamp.

A gas heater, oars and wicker hamper.

A vintage Tudor style doll’s house. (below)

More when we gather a large enough collection of old toot.

Monthly Quotes

This month’s selection of recently encountered quotes …


As someone who escaped the lurid treadmill of life in a circus family I have always had the most disagreeable fear that one day the exploding clown car would come back to haunt me.
[Sir John Major]


Anglo-Saxon words
Refuted by my scrabble app:
Cunt. Quim. (Frig’s OK.)

[@19syllables; https://twitter.com/19syllables/status/1176959628925636608]


Magnus nodded sagely. “The more you see of the world, Alva, the more you will find the line blurred between right and wrong. People move about, taking with them their beliefs, their customs, their language. They blend and meld with the places they settle until it is difficult to determine Viking from Anglo-Saxon, pagan from Christian. We are all growing and changing with every passing moment. And I am by your side. We will be changed by this together.”


[God] just seems very man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It’s human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don’t begrudge anyone that. I just don’t need one.
[Janeane Garofalo; Showbiz; 1995]


The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd … The one who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been.


Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy’s Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city’s reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.
[PG Wodehouse; The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology]


Don’t worry … we will be what we need for each other. We will become who we need to be to give each other light.
[Gesshin Claire Greenwood; https://medium.com/@clairegesshin/facing-the-end-of-everything-c3056f44e836]


Life is filled with suffering, but it is also filled with many wonders, like the blue sky, the sunshine, and the eyes of a baby … life is both dreadful and wonderful. To practice meditation is to be in touch with both aspects.
[Thich Nhat Hanh; Being Peace]


If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.
[Nikola Tesla]


Whether the weather be hot,
Or whether the weather be not,
We’ll weather the weather
Whatever the weather
Whether we like it or not!

[unknown]


The standard business model for corporations is to lie, confuse and deny anything that may threaten their profitability.
[Steven Magee]


Ninety percent of what’s wrong with you
could be cured with a hot bath,
says God through the manhole covers,
but we want magic, to win
the lottery we never bought a ticket for.
(Tenderly, the monks chant,
embrace the suffering.) The voice never
panders, offers no five-year plan,
no long-term solution, no edicts from a cloudy
white beard hooked over ears.
It is small and fond and local. Don’t look for
your initials in the geese honking
overhead or to see through the glass even
darkly. It says the most obvious shit,
ie. Put down that gun, you need a sandwich.

[Mary Kerr; VI. Wisdom: The Voice of God]


When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.
[Lin Yutang]

100 Days of Haiku, Episode the Last

This is the final episode, covering the last couple of days, of my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. And not soon enough, they all say! Anyway here’s the final round-up.

Monday 7 October
Nudity and sex
need openness, not taboo.
Healthy benefits.

Tuesday 8 October
Silent summer night
and a fox trots up the street,
snack sensor a-twitch.

Bonus
Turkish delight, such
subtly flavoured sweetmeat.
Seraglio’s best.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14 23
15 13
Total 365



So what now? Well … First of all I might put together a “Best of …” my 100 Days Haiku. The 365 written contain a lot of dross, and a few good ones that haven’t made the cut here. I shall see if I find any point doing this and then if I get to do it. Secondly, I have another 100 Day challenge lined up; I may delay strating it until the start of next month. So watch this space.

Meanwhile I hope this series provided some amusement – in whatever way!

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 14

So here we are at the penultimate instalment of our 100 Days of Haiku challenge. The 100th day is Tuesday 8 October and I’ll post the final results in the middle of next week. Meanwhile here is this week’s offering.

Monday 30 September
Felines emitting
zonkons. No wonder I sleep
all the afternoon.

Tuesday 1 October
Autumn eastern sky;
only two stars, just visible.
Too much urban light.

Wednesday 2 October
Life is suffering
but filled with such wonders:
blue sky and lightning.

Thursday 3 October
Sink and ye shall find,
the tap it is a-dripping.
Plumber required.

Friday 4 October
2AM. She sleeps.
I enjoy a quiet wank.
Ah! So much better.

Saturday 5 October
Three eager felines
awaiting their bowls of cod.
No need to wash up.

Sunday 6 October
October tolls the knell
of distant summer days, and
winter soon to come.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14 23
15  
Total 352


Final instalment in a few days.

Counters

Each month this year we’re bringing you a post under the general title “Things that Count in [Number]” where [Number] will be the month. And naturally each month’s post will contain the [Number] of items (so just one for January, up to 12 for December).

For our purposes the definition of counting includes things which either come in groups of [Number] (eg. four suits in a pack of playing cards) or things which count in [Number] (eg. decimal coinage counting in tens).

Things which Count in Ten …

  1. Green bottles
  2. Anything metric
  3. Commandments
  4. Lords a-leaping
  5. Bowling pins
  6. Provinces of Canada
  7. Legs on a crab
  8. Countdown to launch
  9. Plagues of Egypt
  10. Grave precepts of Zen Buddhism

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 13

Now for the next instalment of our 100 Days of Haiku challenge.

Monday 23 September
Product of the cow
set between slices of bread.
Steak sandwich heaven.

Tuesday 24 September
Lazing along day.
No hurry, no rush, no stress.
Yet all is complete.

Wednesday 25 September
Gaze on a blank screen;
myriads of unborn words
at my fingertips.

Thursday 26 September
Pretty hairy pubes
wafting aroma aloft:
enticement to fuck.

Friday 27 September
Out of their depth the
bullies bully more, louder.
Government crisis.

Saturday 28 September
A painted lady:
pretty summer butterfly
or a pretty tart?

Sunday 29 September
Meaty piggy ribs:
marinade, oven barbecue.
Much yummy, Mummy.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14  
15  
Total 302


Next instalment, next Sunday.

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 12

We’re nearing the end of my 100 Days of Haiku challenge; just over two weeks to go. I need to get out more to stimulate the inspiration; however I continue to write more than one haiku most days although many are not at all good. Anyway here’s this week’s selection.

Monday 16 September
September Sunday,
warm sunny garden weather.
Neighbours arguing.

Tuesday 17 September
Venerable bears think
haiku writing very odd.
Maybe we all do?

Wednesday 18 September
Hidden in the trees
corvids argue all morning.
Continual din.

Thursday 19 September
Locks looking shaggy.
Long overdue, today we
for the barber’s chop.

Friday 20 September
Feeding together:
jackdaw and rook, corvids both,
across the stubble field.

Saturday 21 September
Blood test and flu jab;
chance meet friend: she’s lost her son.
Life is such sadness.

Sunday 22 September
Boy cat sleeps hard in
dappled sun through chilli plants.
Study as greenhouse.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13  
14  
15  
Total 302


Next instalment, next Sunday.