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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Monthly Quotes

Well hello again folks. Having missed last month through being unwell, we have a bumper collection of quotes for you this month! So let’s go …


I want to get better at arguing. Not the bitter, exhausting kind … and not the kind that occurs when you put two French people in a room and within 90 seconds one of them is quoting Montaigne and the other has countered with Immanuel Kant, even though they are talking about, say, low-energy lightbulbs (about which neither of them previously had an opinion).
[Emma Beddington at https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/18/why-do-i-pick-fights-with-my-husband-because-i-want-a-happy-marriage]


Briefing is over. Time for me to turn 1200 words of word salad notes into a piquant article for [journal’s] website, and stew all the peels and cores into a blog entry.
[Emily Lakdawalla; @elakdawalla on Twitter]


We see the ugly face of contemporary Britain in the people on the beaches abusing exhausted refugees even as they scramble to the shore. It makes one ashamed. And ashamed, of course to be living in the nation that elected this government …
[Hilary Mantel]


If you’re lucky enough to do well, it’s your responsibility to send the elevator back down.
[Jay Blades]


Investors seem inclined to regard the UK Conservative Party as a doomsday cult. Tax cuts are unlikely to give the UK a meaningful medium-term boost.
[Paul Donovan, Chief Economist, UBS Global Wealth Management]


Evidence is always partial. Facts are not truth, though they are part of it – information is not knowledge. And history is not the past – it is the method we have evolved of organising our ignorance of the past. It’s the record of what’s left on the record. It’s the plan of the positions taken, when we to stop the dance to note them down. It’s what’s left in the sieve when the centuries have run through it – a few stones, scraps of writing, scraps of cloth. It is no more “the past” than a birth certificate is a birth, or a script is a performance, or a map is a journey. It is the multiplication of the evidence of fallible and biased witnesses, combined with incomplete accounts of actions not fully understood by the people who performed them. It’s no more than the best we can do, and often it falls short of that.
[Hilary Mantel]


Growth is one of the stupidest purposes ever invented by any culture. We’ve got to have an enough. Always ask: growth of what, and why, and for whom, and who pays the cost, and how long can it last, and what’s the cost to the planet, and how much is enough?
[Donella Meadows]


and I will love you
‘til all the letters of your name
are filled with moss

[@19syllables on twitter]


My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.
[Harry S Truman, 33rd president of the United States]


I think [says the Duke of Omnium] that we whom chance has led to be meddlers in the game of politics sometimes give ourselves hardly time enough to think what we are about … It seems to me that many men – men whom you and I know – embrace the profession of politics not only without political convictions but without seeing that it is proper that they should entertain them. Chance brings a young man under the guidance of this or that elder man. He has come of a Whig family, as was my case, or from some old Tory stock, and loyalty keeps him true to the interests which have first pushed him forward into the world. There is no conviction there.
[Anthony Trollope; The Prime Minister; h/t John Monaghan]


No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.
[Ann Landers]


There are times when we must speak out, not because you are going to change the other person, but because if you don’t speak, they have changed you.
[unknown]


Being rude is easy. It does not take any effort and is a sign of weakness and insecurity. Kindness shows great self-discipline and strong self-esteem. Being kind is not always easy when dealing with rude people. Kindness is a sign of a person who has done a lot of personal work and has come to a great self-understanding and wisdom. Kindness is a sign of strength.
[unknown]


I do not think that I will ever reach a stage when I will say, “This is what I believe. Finished.” What I believe is alive … and open to growth.
[Madeleine l’Engle]


Before you argue with someone, ask yourself, is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of a different perspective. Because if not, there’s absolutely no point.
[Helen Mirren]


How many highly intuitive, intelligent and totally sane women and men have been labelled as crazy because they got too close to figuring out someone else’s bullshit.
[Alex Myles]


When you finally learn that a person’s behaviour has more to do with their internal struggle than it ever did with you, you learn grace.
[unknown]


When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
[John Lennon]


As a Buddhist monk, I’m dedicated to promoting inter-religious harmony. All religions accept the value of warm-heartedness. Some believe in God; others have faith in karma. When I hear about fighting among religious people, I feel very sad – as if medicine has become poison.
[Dalai Lama]


Just because I disagree with you, does not mean that I hate you. We need to relearn that in our society.
[Morgan Freeman]


Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
[Stephen Covey]


His head was an hourglass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time.
[Mark Twain]


I want adulthood to feel more magical than it does. Where is the mystery? Why does no one ask me to solve a riddle before I enter a building? When was the last time I made a potion?
[unknown]


You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. Fall in love with some activity and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about and it doesn’t matter.
[Richard Feynman]


This & That

Something else which occurred to me while ill was the prevalence of (mostly noun; sometimes verb) combinations of the form “this and that“. When I started writing them down I realised there are dozens in daily use which we never think about; they’ve just become a part of the language as if they were simple nouns.

Here is an example for each letter of the alphabet.

Alpha & omega
Bacon & egg
Cat & mouse
Dog & bone
Elephant & Castle
Fish & chips
Gin & tonic
Hither & yon
Ice & lemon
Jack & Jill
Knife & fork
Law & order
Mutt & Jeff
Nip & tuck
Oil & vinegar
Pick & mix
Quality & substance
Rock & roll
Sixes & sevens
Time & tide
Uncle & aunt
Venus & Mars
Wear & tear
X & Y
Young & old
Zig & zag

I got a list of 134 without trying too hard. How many can you think of? Can you beat me?

Rugby League

During October, while I’ve been ill, I’ve been watching some of the Rugby League World Cup on TV.

I cannot understand the game or its attraction.

Think upon it thus-wise …

  • It’s a game with effectively no competition and no invention.
  • The only tactic seems to be to get the ball and run straight at the nearest three opponents, so they can throw you to the ground.
  • The set plays are all uncontested: the play-the-ball, the scrums, the restart from the ball in touch – you know the outcome in advance.
  • The scrums, as they are defined as uncontested, are pointless – you might as well just give someone the ball and say “Go”.
  • Meaningful penalties are almost non-existent; the vast majority of penalties are effectively no different to the play-the-ball.
  • The opposition only get the ball when you make an error, not by competing for it.
  • Players (and referees) are unable to play without a continual supply of water, with extraneous bodies wandering on and off the pitch to fulfil this need.
  • The referee spends half the time running backwards.
  • Referees seem unable to make decisions – so many of the decisions, especially tries, are referred to the video referee for a decision.

The game is totally sterile and pointless.

And then they try playing it in wheelchairs!

Compare with Rugby Union, where the scrums and line-outs are properly contested; penalties mean something; the tackled player-with-ball sets up ruck and maul which become a contest for the ball; and much more invention in passing and kicking flows from this.

I just cannot see why Rugby League even exists, let alone why anyone would want to play it.

Ten Things: November

This year our Ten Things each month are words with particular endings. Clearly this won’t be all the words with the nominated ending, but a selection of the more interesting and/or unusual.

Ten Words ending with -bus

  1. circumbendibus
  2. omnibus
  3. cumulonimbus
  4. trolleybus
  5. harquebus
  6. syllabus
  7. rhombus
  8. rebus
  9. nimbus
  10. incubus

Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to write a story in at most three sentences using all these words correctly. Post your attempt in the comments before the end of the month and there’s an e-drink for anyone who I consider succeeds.

Surrealist Alphabet

While being ill I fell to thinking about what Wikipedia calls a Cockney Alphabet:

The Cockney Alphabet is a recital of the English alphabet intended to parody the way the alphabet is taught to small working class children. The ostensible humour comes from forming unexpected words and phrases from the names of the various letters of the alphabet, mocking the way people from East London speak. Cockney is a name given to the working class of East London by the middle and upper classes.

[Note the erroneous definition of Cockney.]

One version (maybe the original?) was recorded in 1936 by comedy duo Clapham & Dwyer, but under the title A Surrealist Alphabet. Their version is reproduced in the Wikipedia entry. As Wikipedia also notes, there are many variants. Here are my preferred variants.

A for ‘orses
B for mutton
C for yourself
D for Kate
E for brick
F for vescence
G for police
H be for beauty
I for Novello
J for oranges
K for teria
L for leather
M for sis
N for lope
O for a pee
P for relief
Q for a bus
R for Askey
S for you
T for two
U for mism
V for la France
W for a bob
X for breakfast
Y for husband
Z for breezes

As always, YMMV.

November Quiz Questions

This year we’re beginning each month with five pub quiz style questions, with a different subject each month. They’re not difficult, but it is unlikely everyone will know all the answers, so hopefully you’ll learn something new, as well as have a bit of fun.

November Quiz Questions: Medical

  1. What is the name of the light sensitive panel of cells at the back of the eye?
  2. By what name is Hansen’s Disease more commonly known?
  3. In humans, the atlas and axis bones are found in which part of the body?
  4. The hormone prolactin stimulates the production of what after childbirth?
  5. Which blood type is considered the universal donor?

Answers will be posted in 3 weeks time.

Unblogged October

Well folks, apologies for the radio silence but most of October has been a complete write-off due to a rather nasty cellulitis infection in both feet and ankles. Not just a bacterial infection making one feel really yeuchy, but so incredibly painful that for several days I couldn’t stand without serious assistance.

Sat 1 I wonder what horrors this month will bring? Last month we had: been ill (twice); death of the Queen; 2 PMs the latest having less clue (or care) than the previous; and a Chancellor the same; mini-budget which wrecked everything except a handout to the richest; £ fell to $1.03; another interest rate rise; promises of fewer environmental controls.
Sun 2 Had horrid indigestion for last week. Feeling rough; totally flattened and unable. Frightened, panicky & depressed – some of the worst I’ve known. Call doctor tomorrow.
Mon 3 A day trying (again) to catch up and organise the junk on my desk; some success, tho’ not enough. But gradually feeling a bit better.
Tue 4 This is getting tedious; not at all a collection of odd and interesting snippets as I’d hoped. Depths of depression today, culminating in meltdown halfway though doing the grocery order: why am I even bothering; what’s the point; I won’t be here by then. I suggested N just put me down; which she declined on the basis that it’s illegal.
Wed 5 Finally a call-back from GP. She’s not very concerned; might just be a nasty viral infection (not Covid). But concerned enough that I’m on 2 week referral for endoscopy – just in case! Bugger, but wise.
Thu 6 Blimey! Talk about a quick response. Hospital called this morning to arrange appointment. And more … I was offered an appointment at o’God o’clock on Sunday morning. At least that’ll get it over with.
Fri 7 Blood taken by nurse at GP’s this morning. Also saw GP: have painful cellulitis in foot = antibiotics. Slept most of the afternoon.
Sat 8 Totally stressed and panicky about tomorrow. Cellulitis f***ing painful; cannot put weight on it without painkillers. Doesn’t bode well for tomorrow.
Sun 9 Full moon which I actually saw was no. 888 since I was born.
Mon 10
to
Wed 26
And then everything was a write-off. As my GP expressed it, I was quite poorly with the cellulitis in both feet and ankles. Unbelievably painful even with strong painkillers and strong antibiotics. Lucky not to be hospitalised with it; largely due to calm, pragmatic and determined GP.
Thu 27 Finally beginning to surface. Feet still painful, but a lot less so; have to stop every hour or so for a lie down as that’s the most comfortable for the feet. Can walk about home, but not stand for any length of time. Now on third course of antibiotics, and still on the painkillers.
Fri 28 A day feeling dopey. Check-in with GP who is pleased with progress. Still trying to catch-up and build my new big laptop (got fed up with struggling with the old small one which won’t take Windows 11).
Sat 29 Good grief! It isn’t even November and already the BBC are making all their presenters wear a poppy. Gah!
Sun 30 Arrggghhhh!! Yet again we have to bugger around changing the clocks. It really winds me up! We should stay on GMT – it’s our heritage innit! Or at least decide what time zone we want to be in, stay there, and stop wasting time changing everything twice a year. Gah!
Mon 31 It’s the end of October, and still almost every tree is in full green leaf. A few species are already bare, and some are starting to turn autumnal; but many still look as if it is high summer.

October Quiz Answers

OK, so here are the answers to this month’s quiz questions. All should be able to be easily verified online.

October Quiz Questions: American History

  1. Which Native American princess is buried in Kent? Pocahontas; at Gravesend
  2. How many World War II casualties were there on US soil? Six; in 1945 a Japanese balloon bomb landed in Oregon killing a woman and five children
  3. Which nation in 1886 gave the Statue of Liberty to the USA? France
  4. Who, in 1825, became number 6? John Quincy Adams, 6th President of USA
  5. Where, in 1773, was there a famous tea party? Boston, Massachusetts, USA

Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2021.