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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Monthly Quotes

Once more unto the quotation mines, my friends …


Nudists don’t take their clothes off, we get dressed when we have to!


Well, today my neighbours spoke to me. So I did what I had to do. I strapped a monitor on my ankle, went outside with my shirt on inside out, and argued with a pine tree. That should hold them off for a while.


Imagine yourself alone in the midst of nothingness, and then try to tell me how large you are.
[Arthur Eddington, The Nature of the Physical World (1928)]


We need leader not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity.
[Martin Luther King]


Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.
[TS Eliot]


No society can legitimately call itself civilised if a sick person is denied medical aid because of a lack of means.
[Aneurin Bevan (1897–1960)]


You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong, you lack empathy not religion.


“You sound a very educated man for a barbarian,” said Rincewind.
“I didn’t start out a barbarian. I used to be a school teacher. But I decided to give it all up and make a living by the sword.”
“After being a teacher all your life?”
“It did mean a change of perspective, yes.”
“But … well … Surely … the privation, the terrible hazards, the daily risk of death …”
Mr Saveloy brightened up. “Oh, you’ve been a teacher, have you?”

[Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times]


What I have found to be true for me in my … periods of derangement is that all the ‘shoulds’ line up and march about skreeking at me in a never ending loop of recrimination that don’t help a damn bit. I might be mental but I’m not fucking stupid … I know what I ‘should’ do, but one of the quirks of my poor mental health is I find it almost impossible to do the things I ‘should’ do because I am not very well. I have found that reminding myself of all the ‘shoulds’ that I can’t do generally tends to make me feel about a thousand times worse until they eventually paralyse me completely. I do not subscribe to ‘shoulds’. I subscribe to whatever gets me through the day.
[Katy Wheatley at https://katywheatley.substack.com/p/lessons-from-the-school-of-me]


Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself.


Culinary Adventures #103: Fried Rice

As the alert will have spotted by now, I’m catching up on a backlog of the recipes I’ve tried out over the summer. So here’s another.

Fried Rice

Serves: 2
Preparation: 15 minutes
Cooking: 15 minutes

Ingredients

  • Mild vegetable oil of your choice
  • 3 eggs, lightly beaten
  • 2 banana shallot or small onion, chopped
  • 2 spring onions, sliced into rounds
  • 4 large mushrooms, chopped
  • 4 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 3 handfuls frozen peas, thawed in boiling water
  • 1 yellow pepper, chopped fine
  • 150g cold pre-cooked long-grain rice
  • 1 tablespoon light soy sauce or more depending on taste
  • Ground black pepper
  • 150g leftover meat or prawns

What to do …

  1. Heat the wok or large frying pan over high heat for a couple of minutes. Add about a tablespoon of oil.
  2. Pour in the eggs and scramble. When just cooked, remove from the pan and set aside.
  3. If needed, add a bit more oil. Add the onion, spring onion, yellow pepper, mushrooms and garlic. Cook just until the onion is just beginning to brown. Set aside with the egg.
  4. Again, add a bit more oil of needed. Add the meat/prawns and cook for 5 minutes until hot through and beginning to brown.
  5. Increase the heat and add the rice, soy sauce, egg, veg mix, peas and a good grind of black pepper. Stir-fry for about 5 minutes until the rice is well hot throughout.

Notes

  1. Make the rice ahead and chill before frying. The key is starting with chilled, day-old cooked rice that’s only just cooked.
  2. Don’t use freshly cooked rice. If you try to use freshly cooked rice, it becomes overcooked and too soft.
  3. Don’t make ahead of time and reheat. This will also result in overcooked rice.
  4. If using frozen or raw prawns, be sure they get fully cooked through.

September Quiz Answers

Here are the answers to this month’s five quiz questions. If in doubt, all should be able to be easily verified online.

September Quiz Questions: Famous Quotations

Who said …

  1. “And malt does more than Milton can / To justify God’s ways to man.” AE Housman; Terrence, this is Stupid Stuff
  2. “I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.” Charles de Gaulle
  3. “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” Galileo Galilei
  4. “We have no plans therefore nothing can go wrong.” Spike Milligan
  5. “The taboo against nakedness is an obstacle to a decent attitude on the subject of sex.” Bertrand Russell

Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2022.

Culinary Adventures #102: Turkey Stirfry with Lime & Coconut

OK so here’s another stirfry I’ve been playing with in recent weeks.

Just for a change, we bought a pack of turkey breast strips. We had no great hopes for them as our previous encounters with bits of turkey haven’t been encouraging. However this was good and tender.

Turkey Stirfry with Lime & Coconut

Serves: 2 for a generous main course
Preparation: 15 minutes
Cooking: 10 minutes

For the Stirfry

  • 2 nests of Noodles
  • 300g pack Turkey Breast strips
  • 2 banana shallots or a medium onion, finely sliced
  • 1 red or yellow pepper, sliced
  • 3 or 4 medium mushrooms, sliced
  • 3-6 cloves of garlic (according to taste), sliced
  • generous handful cashews or pine puts (optional)
  • 3 tbsp olive oil

For the Sauce

  • 1-2 tbsp light soy sauce
  • 1 tbsp Worcester sauce
  • 50ml dry sherry
  • juice & zest of 2 limes
  • generous 2 tbsp tomato paste
  • generous 1 tbsp garlic paste
  • pinch chilli flakes
  • 1-2 tbsp flakes of coconut cream (flake some from a block)
  • black pepper

What to do …

  1. As always with stirfry, have everything prepared before you start cooking.
  2. Mix all the sauce ingredients in a small bowl.
  3. Slice the onion, pepper, mushrooms & garlic.
  4. If the turkey strips are too large, cut them into small-finger sized pieces.
  5. Cook the noodles according to the packet instructions.
  6. Sauté the onion, pepper and garlic in the olive oil until going translucent.
  7. Add the turkey and cook for another 3 minutes. If necessary add a little more oil.
  8. Then add the mushrooms and cook for a further couple of minutes.
  9. Add the sauce to the pan and cook to thicken and reduce for 3 minutes or so.
  10. Just before the end add the nuts (if using).
  11. Drain the noodles and divide between warmed bowls.
  12. Top each bowl of noodles with stirfry.

Notes

  1. You don’t need salt in this, there’s enough in the soy sauce.
  2. As always, if you want to ensure the sauce thickens well, mix in a teaspoon of cornflour.
  3. As an alternative, top each bowl of stirfry with the nuts, rather than adding them to the stirfry.

Culinary Adventures #101: Scallops with Lime & Ginger Stirfry

Oh my word, we’ve not had a culinary adventure for nearly 3 months. That’s inexcusable!

Anyway last Friday was our 44th wedding anniversary. No, we don’t know how it happened either! So I did something a bit different, largely my own invention!

Scallops with Lime & Ginger Stirfry and Noodles

Serves: 2
Preparation: 15 minutes
Cooking: 10 minutes

Main Ingredients

  • Scallops – as many as you like, we had a greedy 3x 125g packs
  • black pepper
  • paprika
  • 2-3 tbsp sunflower oil
  • 2 nests of Noodles

For the Stirfry

  • 1 large salad onion (or 1 banana shallot, or ½ small-ish onion), finely sliced
  • 1 red or yellow pepper, sliced
  • 3 medium mushrooms, sliced
  • 2-3cm piece of ginger, grated
  • 2-3 tbsp sunflower oil

For the Sauce

  • ½ wine glass dry sherry
  • a tot of brandy
  • juice & zest of 2 limes – zest reserved
  • 1-2 tbsp tomato paste
  • 1 tbsp garlic paste
  • black pepper

What to do …

You need to concentrate on the timing as the scallops don’t want to be overdone; so have everything prepared in advance of cooking.

  1. Lay out the scallops on a board and pat them dry with kitchen paper. Sprinkle them on both sides with freshly ground black pepper and paprika.
  2. In a small bowl mix together all the sauce ingredients.
  3. Cook the noodles according to the packet instructions.
  4. Sauté the onion, pepper, mushrooms and ginger all together in 2-3 tbsp sunflower oil in a suitable frying pan or sauté pan.
  5. When the stirfry is cooking well (3-4 minutes), put 2-3 tbsp oil in a second heavy frying pan on a high heat.
  6. When the frying pan is hot, sear the scallops and cook for about 4 minutes, turning them over halfway through.
  7. As soon as you put the scallops on, add the sauce to the stirfry, bring back up to heat and cook to reduce and thicken.
  8. Just before the scallops are done, quickly drain the noodles and divide between warmed bowls.
  9. Top each bowl of noodles with stirfry, then scallops and garnish with the lime zest.
  10. Eat immediately accompanied by a bottle of champagne.

And it was good! There were no leftovers.

Notes

  1. As usual for us, no added salt or sugar.
  2. If you want to ensure the sauce thickens well, mix in a teaspoon of cornflour.
  3. If you want a bit of variation of texture, add a handful of cashews or pine nuts to the stirfry shortly before serving.

Ten Things: September

This year our Ten Things column each month is concentrating on science and scientists.

Where a group is described as “great” or “important” this is not intended to imply these necessarily the greatest or most important, but only that they are up there amongst the top flight.

Things Science got Wrong

  1. Alchemy
  2. Earth-centric Universe
  3. Babies are conceived entirely from male seed
  4. Luminiferous Ether
  5. Four Humours
  6. Disease is due to miasma or the four humours
  7. Phrenology
  8. Martian Canals
  9. Phlogiston
  10. Electrons as tiny balls

Parasitic Wasps

As regular readers will know, I like wasps. They do a great job of keeping us free of creepy-crawlies. While common yellow-jackets are excellent at predation, don’t write off the usually unseen parasitic wasps. There are thousands of species worldwide (over 6600 in the UK alone), and it is estimated that for every insect species there is at least one parasitic wasp which preys on it. These wasps can be anything up to 50mm (2 inches) in size, maybe more; but many are tiny and seem to defy the limits of miniaturisation at under 1mm.

So I’m always interested when coming across a parasitic wasp. N found this one today in the bathroom …

[Click the images if you want a larger view]
Parasitic wasp, Ophion sp.?

It’s body was c.15-20mm (maybe a bit more) + the ovipositor; rich dark golden brown. The ovipositor was no more than 5mm and black. It’s antennae appeared black; and much longer than body. Its legs were definitely yellow-ish. iNaturalist suggests it is Ophion obscuratus, but it could be Ophion scutellaris.

They’re alien looking beasts – especially about the head – but rather beautiful for all that. And without them we’d be knee deep in caterpillars and other creeping beasticles.

September Quiz Questions

Again this year we’re beginning each month with five pub quiz style questions, with a different subject each month. They’re not difficult, but it is unlikely everyone will know all the answers, so hopefully you’ll learn something new, as well as have a bit of fun.

September Quiz Questions: Famous Quotations

Who said …

  1. “And malt does more than Milton can / To justify God’s ways to man.”
  2. “I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.”
  3. “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”
  4. “We have no plans therefore nothing can go wrong.”
  5. “The taboo against nakedness is an obstacle to a decent attitude on the subject of sex.”

Answers will be posted in 2 weeks time.