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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Heritage Open Days

Starting tomorrow there are four days of Heritage Open Days (so that’s Thursday 12 through Sunday 15 September).
Heritage Open Days celebrates England’s fantastic architecture and culture by offering free access to places that are usually closed to the public or normally charge for admission.
Every year on four days in September, buildings of every age, style and function throw open their doors. It is a once-a-year chance to discover architectural treasures and enjoy a wide range of tours, events and activities that bring local history and culture to life.


And that’s everywhere from Lanhydrock in Cornwall (above) to Berwick Town Hall via Sudbury Hall in Derbyshire.
There are maps, searchable lists and lots more information on the Heritage Open Days website at www.heritageopendays.org.uk.

Silly Age Meme

OK so Katyboo tagged me on Facebook in one of these silly memes. Well I did sort of invite it really, so it’s all self-inflicted — no change there then!
The meme is about what you were doing at some randomly assigned age …
Age I was given: 44
Where I lived: Greenford, West London
What I drove: Nothing; I don’t drive
What I did: Worked for IBM UK; Project Manager for deployment of laptops to all IBM employees in the UK
Who had my heart: The Norn who must be obeyed
Age now: 62
Where I live: Greenford, West London
What I drive: Nothing; I still don’t drive and may not now be allowed to even if I wanted to (which I don’t)
What I do: Retired; Hon. Secretary of Anthony Powell Society; Chairman of my doctors’ Patient Group; active member of HealthWatch Ealing
Who has my heart: The same Norn who must be obeyed
If you want to play this silly game, leave a comment and I’ll give you an age.

Most Likely You Missed …

Another round-up of links to items you may well have missed …
As a chemist there are some compounds which you really do not want to work with. Meet the Mercury Azides. Non-scientists ignore the technical bits and just enjoy the spectacle!


On the occurrence of snarks and boojums in research.
Here’s a quick summary of the 20 big questions in science. So what happened to “How does photosynthesis actually work?”; I don’t think we properly understand this yet either.
It seems that becoming a boy, in utero, is far more haphazard and tenuous than we thought. A great explanation by Ed Yong.
An here’s another look at the weird world of our lost bones: the os penis and os clitoridis.
Not for the easily frightened … a look at the oceans’ most frightening and disturbing predator: the ferocious 10-Foot Bobbit Worm. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Botanical anthropology … the Bee Orchid as seen by XKCD.

It’s late summer. Which means everyone gets panicky about wasps. But is Britain really being threatened by plagues of wasps? Basically, no!
Oh FFS … Now the health Nazis have their claws into smoothies and fruit juices as being a health risk. Well I don’t like smoothies anyway.
Next up here’s a piece on five diseases we have consigned to the past, thankfully! Well maybe, not!
Life as we know it would not exist if it were not for one simple fungus: yeast. And it isn’t so simple, either.
At last we leave science and medicine behind …
Here are nine questions about Syria you were too embarrassed to ask. Sorry but they are rather US-centric.
So in a deal with Nestlé Google is to call Android 4.4 KitKat. So if they stick to the “treat” theme for their codenames, anyone want to suggest answers for Q, X and Z?
And finally, omnishambles is among the new words added to the OED. What is the world coming to? Oh, of course, an omnishambles!

Word: Varmint

Varmint
1. Vermin. An animal of a noxious or objectionable kind.
  
2. An objectionable or troublesome person; a mischievous boy or child.
3. Knowing, clever, cunning.
Also, 4. A sporting amateur with the knowledge or skill of a professional.


The OED gives the derivation for meanings 1 & 2 as a variant of vermin with excrescent. Although the first recorded use is in 1539 the word is said to be rare before about 1825. There is apparently no obvious connection between the word as used in meanings 1 & 2 and that of meanings 3 & 4, which I find hard to believe.

Autumn Rabbit

We were at Eton College yesterday, and given lunch in the Masters’ Common Room (no not as flash as it sounds; it is normal catering fare, albeit the upper end). The upshot was that we didn’t need a big meal last night, so our planned dinner was delayed to today.
Back on Saturday we went to Norwich to see my aged mother and, as we often do, stopped at Elveden Estate Shop on the way home, which I’ve written about before (see for instance here). And wow, did we get some bargains!
First of all we snaffled a couple of gammon hocks. Yes, they’re cheap (under £4 each), but these were huge and there is a surprising amount of tasty meat on them if you’re prepared to do a bit of work.
Noreen then spotted a couple of ends of sausages. So we got three wild boar and three venison (large) sausages basically at half price because it was the end of the day.
We then grabbed the last pack of wild rabbit. A whole, jointed wild rabbit for about £3 has to be worth having. And this is what we ate tonight.
Add to that we bought a bunch of fresh “rainbow” carrots, three plate-sized field mushrooms, some local apples and some huge vine tomatoes.

Anyway this is really about the rabbit.
And before we go any further, no rabbits aren’t cute and cuddly. They can be a real pest and anyway the rabbit is only Nature’s way of turning grass into fox food.
So I give you a recipe I invented some years ago but haven’t done for a while …
Autumn Rabbit
There isn’t a lot of meat on a wild rabbit so one rabbit will feed two greedy or three normal people.  So adjust the following as needed. Yes you can use farmed rabbit, but it doesn’t have the same game-y flavour.
You will need:
a butchered and jointed wild rabbit
a large onion, roughly chopped
cloves of garlic (to taste)
2 windfall apples, trimmed and roughly chopped
2 good handfuls of fresh wild blackberries
half wine glass of gin or calvados
some fresh sage leaves
olive oil
knob of butter
salt & pepper
This is what you do:
Wash the rabbit and blackberries
Prepare the onion, garlic and apples and put in a large cast iron casserole with some olive oil and the butter.
Sweat/fry this for a few minutes, until the onion is beginning to go translucent.
Now add the rabbit pieces and brown them on both sides.
Throw in the blackberries, gin and sage leaves; season with pepper and a little salt and allow the casserole to come to a boil.
Put the lid on the casserole and transfer to the oven at about 170C (with fan) for about an hour.
You will now have a casserole of purple rabbit which you can serve with roasted rainbow carrots, jacket potatoes and a robust red wine.
It couldn’t be a lot simpler or very much tastier!
Oh yes, and those sausages were cooked on Sunday evening in an Italian-style tomato sauce and served with linguine on a plate-sized, grilled, field mushroom. And wow was that good too!

Weekly Photograph

This week’s photograph is an interesting piece of ecclesiastical architecture in Saint Augustine, Brookland, Kent.
This looks to be a decorated window on which a Tudor form has been superimposed, apparently as part of a chantry chapel. It is a real challenge to photograph as the sill is above head height, there is a big built-in cupboard in front of it, plus two disused box pews (used for storage of things like cleaning mops!). The only way you can get square-on is to invade one of the (raised) disused box pews. It’s a pity the glass is so dirty as the colours of the trees through the window were lovely and would themselves have made a good shot.

Click the image for larger views in Flickr

Tudor Window
Tudor Window
July 2009; Saint Augustine, Brookland

Abbots Bromley Horn Dance

The Abbots Bromley Horn Dance is this year on Monday 9 September.
The Abbots Bromley Horn Dance, first performed at the Barthelmy Fair in August 1226, is one of the few ritual rural customs to survive the passage of time and now takes place annually on Wakes Monday.


After collecting the horns from the church at eight o’clock in the morning, the Horn Dancers (six Deer-men, a Fool, Hobby Horse, Bowman and Maid Marian) perform their dance to music provided by a melodian player at locations throughout the village and its surrounding farms and pubs. This involves a walk of about 10 miles (16km). At the end of this long and exhausting day, the horns are returned to the church.
There are more details of the route, schedule and general visitor information on the Abbots Bromley website at www.abbotsbromley.com/horn_dance.

Obsolete Words

Earlier in the week I came across a wonderful list of 18 obsolete words, which never should have gone out of style.
They’re all wonderful, but here’s a selection …
Snoutfair: A person with a handsome countenance.
Pussyvan: A flurry, temper.
Wonder-wench: A sweetheart.


Spermologer: A picker-up of trivia, of current news, a gossip monger.
Tyromancy: Divining by the coagulation of cheese.
Beef-witted: Having an inactive brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
Resistentialism: The seemingly spiteful behaviour shown by inanimate objects.
Bookwright: A writer of books; an author; a term of slight contempt.

And I think my favourite of all …
With squirrel: Pregnant.
English is such a wonderful language!

Government and IT

Yesterday’s Independent carried a short article under the headline

Using computer technology ‘could save state £10bn a year’

Yes, you bet it could! Here are extracts from the article:

Civil servants could cut the cost of government by £70bn in seven years just by making more use of computer technology, a think-tank report … claims.
The ambitious claim … is almost 10 times what the Cabinet Office hopes can be achieved.
The report … highlights ways government departments waste money by using too much paper.
Offenders include the Crown Prosecution Service, which prints a million sheets of paper every day, the Driver & Vehicle Licensing Agency, where “two articulated trucks loaded with letters and paper pull in every day”, and the Passport Office, which prints out forms filled in online and posts them back to applicants to sign.

Oh FFS! I know I worked for a large IT company but set in its ways though the Corporation was even we got rid of most paper forms 10 years ago!
So you bet the government could save £10bn a year, but it will happen only if:

  • They learn something about IT and how to manage IT projects
  • They are prepared to listen to advice from suppliers
  • They are prepared to invest some money up front
  • They are prepared to grasp the nettle and tell the civil servants that this is how things will be done — no push-back allowed.

Will all of those happen? … No.
Will any of those happen? … Probably not.
Gawdelpus!