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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Oddity of the Week: Myddleton Passage

Myddelton Passage is a quiet road near Sadler’s Wells Theatre in London EC1. Initially a narrow footpath, the street was widened in the early 19th century as a result of nearby development, but despite this expansion it was considered to be a dark and dangerous alley throughout the Victorian era; a reputation making it notorious enough to feature in George Gissing’s 1889 novel, The Nether World.
Today you can walk along Myddelton Passage in the evening without fearing for your life. But look more closely at the wall running along its southern edge and you’ll see a hint of its shadier Victorian past.


Carved into the brickwork of the wall is a large collection of seemingly random numbers. They were mostly carved around the mid- to late-19th century by an array of police officers and each number represents the respective bobby’s collar number. Most of the numbers feature a a letter ‘G’ linking them to ‘Finsbury Division’; the team who operated out of the former King’s Cross police station.
Quite why so many Victorian coppers chose to create this swathe of graffiti in this particular location remains something of a mystery.
From Cabbie’s Curios: The Policemen’s Wall

More Auction Oddities

Here is a selection of the weird and wonderful from the last two sales at our local auction house. The variety of old toot is amazing as well as the strange juxtapositions. And as so often the sting is in the tail. Enjoy …
Four gentlemen’s 90ct [sic] gold rings, estimated weight 15.3grm
A collection of antique oddments
Hmmm … very helpful — NOT
A tribal carved stone figure of a man with large ears and a South American terracotta wind instrument player [right]
A vintage ivory light switch now containing an erotic scene, an erotic fragment, a tiny carved bone skull, and nine dice
Four leaded glass windows of square design
Eight fruit knives, a quantity of collectable matchboxes, a Ronson Varitronic 400 lighter, and an oriental bamboo sun parasol [sic], etc.
An African spear and utensil, and a cased wooden African female head with elongated ears and ring neck decoration

A copper and brass bugle by Henry Potter & Co., Charing Cross Road, London, a highly decorative brass power horn, a glass fruit bowl containing marble eggs, a Nori model Porsche Panameras, Black Forest carved figure of a bear, a large quantity of CDs, etc.

A small quantity of silver plate to include a cruet set on stand, sugar bowl on stand, a pewter three-piece tea set, a child’s scooter, a wooden marquetry inlaid box, an old leather flask holder, a Weetabix advertising cased ruler and an old Satellite boxed transistor radio, and a tooled leather cigar box, etc.
Two brass and glass Welsh miners’ lamps, a wall hanging Swiss cuckoo clock and a model trawler
A quantity of interesting collectables including clocks, such as a brass sunburst, a clock by Tim Automatic, a Smiths bakelite alarm clock, a pink 1950’s and a Westclox electric similar, an enamel faced clock dial, an old 1960’s/70’s ‘phone, a wooden speaker, 19th century chest expander, two vintage bags, a pair of 1940’s ankle boots, astrakhan detail, three hair clippers, two razors, a quantity of silver plate, cut flatware including fish knives and sets, cake forks, butter knives, etc., a pair of sugar tongs, a silver spoon, silver plated candelabra and a camera, plus a plasterer’s tool
A pair of African tribal spears
A large quantity of drinking glasses including shot and wine glasses, goblets, hock, mugs, etc., and other glassware including vases, bells, jugs, etc., and a large ouzo decanter in the form of a Greek gentleman in national dress
A Hohner piano accordion, in original case, an old violin and two bows, in case, and a zither
An interesting lot comprising a number of regimental plaques in wood and plaster, a watercolour on glass of an old sailing boat, and a box of transport related items including books on trains and buses, a folder of Elvis Presley fridge badges, etc.
A carton of medical instruments including a blood pressure gauge, ear inspection lamp, scissors and other strange implements
In other words, we don’t have much of a clue!
Many hundreds of glass marbles in four Tupperware style boxes
Five silver-handled implements including three in green enamel, also a photograph frame, a plated bread basket and pierced belt, nickel-plated corkscrew, brass corkscrew, etc.
Another where we don’t have much of a clue!
A boxed vintage 216 [sic] and two-thirds fluid oz bottle of Dimple Scotch Whisky
At 6.4 litres that would be one mighty big bottle of Scotch!
An original full-size United States Marine Corps flag, with felt-tip inscription dated 2003, with wooden flagstaff, together with two Johnson pottery meat dishes and six pieces of cutlery
Two taxidermy specimen caimans [right]

Two stone busts of an African lady and man, a pair of African carved wooden bookends, a quantity of wooden animal figurines, a set of six coconut shell bowls, wooden table lamp, a gourd fruit shaker, a jade hippo ashtray, an amethyst model tree and another, similar, and other wooden decorative wares

A quantity of trench art to include a shell case modelled as a vase, H140M/MI on base, a pair of brass bullets with wooden tops, with the numbers 39, a pair of shell cases modelled as eggcups with the insignia Ubique on the front, a pretty Ensignette by Houghtons Ltd of London, cased camera, a quantity of slate pencils in original box, a lovely wooden billiard brush by Arran London, two treen stretchers, a pair of brass and mother-of-pearl opera glasses, a further pair of leather and silver plated binoculars Sporting Club, Paris, and another pair of cased binoculars, an old German accordion, a lacquer box, wooden jewellery box and key, marquetry inlaid box decorated with Scottie dogs, a wooden display stand with medals for prize birds, a matching spoon and an old vanity case
A vintage Underwood typewriter and an old copper and brass samovar
A large quantity of screws, wires, nails, etc., and an old wooden toolbox and contents, hammers, hand drills, etc.
An old country wooden farming yoke, initialled PM, and a small handcrafted wooden wall cupboard
Three shelves of interesting decorative items including a pair of Victorian Sheffield plated candlesticks (one nozzle only), a Bush vintage radio, an Olympia camera, pretty ginger jar and cover, a large ceramic table lamp depicting a train, a bust of Laurel & Hardy, a quantity of figurines, many depicting children, novelty teapots including a cat and Coronation Street, a quantity of glasses including wine and shot glasses, quantity of clown figurines, glass paperweights, marble chess set, busts of Bugari, oriental geisha figurines and a soft toy Sherlock Holmes …
A large figurine of Elvis, a large windmill ornament, a figurine of a soldier going into battle, on wooden base, further similar of a golfer, an alien decorated photo frame and a rooster doorstop
A large Hotpoint fridge/freezer in a silver case
I just hope the case is hallmarked!
More anon …

The Eyes Hurt Greatly

Earlier this week I bought a small, cheap Qanliiy telescope which as one might guess was made in China. The three images which follow are the sum total of the English section of the instruction manual. Please enjoy meaning you out work.


q1
q2
q3

Oh and the second image is a full page which is about 10x6cm in size, so you need a magnifying glass to even read it!
Isn’t it just wonderful!?

Oddity of the Week: Legal Curiosities

In March 2013 the Law Commission’s Statute Law Repeals team put together a document summarising the answers to some of the queries that they regularly receive about
alleged old laws. (Find the full document here.) While most of the curiosities documented have no basis in the law as it currently stands, some do, including:
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. This dates back to the 1313 Statute Forbidding Bearing of Armour.
Under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 (which had force well beyond the London Metropolitan area) the following are illegal:
– carrying a plank along the pavement
– firing a cannon within 300 years of a dwelling house
– beating or shaking any rug or carpet in the street (although shaking a doormat is OK before 8am).
Under the Metropolitan Streets Act 1867 it is illegal to drive cows down the roadway without the permission of the Commissioner of Police.
And under the the Licensing Act 1872, it is an offence to be drunk in charge of a carriage, horse, cow or steam engine, or whilst in possession of a loaded firearm.
From: Legal Curiosities: Fact or Fable?

Ten Things #15

A few days ago my father, were he still alive, would have been 95. So I thought we might highlight a few of the momentous events which happened during his lifetime (1920-2006).
10 Things which Happened in My Father’s lifetime

  1. World War II, and all that it implies (1939-45)
  2. Margaret Thatcher becomes the first female British Prime Minister (1979)
  3. Revival of the Liberal Party under Jo Grimmond (late-1950s & early 1960s)
  4. Death of Winston Churchill (1965)
  5. Assassination of President Kennedy (1963)
  6. Suez Crisis (1956)
  7. Great Depression of 1930s
  8. Accession and abdication of Edward VIII (1936)
  9. First artificial earth satellite (Sputnik, 1957)
  10. Dawn of a new millennium (2001)

And that list really does only scratch the surface!

Weekly Photograph

More pussy porn again this week. Here’s Tilly doing her Miss Cute act, which she is very good at when she’s not running about being a varmint and trying to knock the cat door off its hinges.

Click the image for larger views on Flickr
Cute Little Me?
Cute Little Me?
Greenford; February 2015

Your Interesting Links

Another round of pointers to articles you probably missed the first time …
According to Dan Vergano at BuzzFeed Mars Missions Are A Scam, as I have always suspected. He lays out the opinions of many scientists that, despite claims by NASA and various private outfits, we have neither the know-how nor the funding to send people to the Red Planet.
Also on things celestial, did you know that Earth has a second moon, with a crazy orbit, and that we didn’t know about it until recently.


There’s a new theory that it was cute little gerbils and not nasty rats which were to blame for spreading bubonic plague. Yeah right. Maybe in Asia, but we don’t have indigenous gerbils in Europe. [Why is it that rats are nasty and dirty unless they’re gerbils or squirrels?]
How self-aware are animals? Well certainly Asian elephants, magpies and great apes are among the species that can self-recognize. But what do animals see in the mirror?
And then we have to ask whether what they see is blue, because there is another theory that no-one could see the colour blue until modern times. It is a theory which I don’t entirely buy … we must have been able to see blue but we may not have decided what to call it.
And here’s another curiosity about sight … It appears that we have fibre optic cables in our eyes which act to separate different colours of light and direct the colours to the correct cones. But it implies that, contrary to what I had been led to believe, we have only red and green sensitive cones and it is the rods which are blue sensitive.
DON’T PANIC but right now you are breathing a potentially dangerous substance: AIR. Maybe you don’t want to know what floats around in this essential ingredient of life but there are guys who make it their job to find out. [Long read]
Still on human biology, here’s a troubled history of the foreskin — albeit a US-centric history. Curious irony: Americans will campaign vigorously against FGM and yet they routinely circumcise their own male children; somehow this does not compute! [Another long read]
So girls, your turn: there is nothing wrong with your sex drive. Sex educator Emily Nagoski writes an op-ed in the New York Times. Oh and I’m reading her new book Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science That Will Transform Your Sex Life on which her op-ed is based; it’s well written and very interesting.
So why is it that the menstruation taboo just will not go away?
It isn’t as great a step to this next item as one might think … What’s it like to have a form of synaesthesia in which you taste words. Pretty horrible when they taste of ordure.
And here’s another curiosity … it seems that after we shake hands with someone of the same sex we surreptitiously smell the palm of our right hand, presumably for scent markers. But we don’t do it if we shake hands with someone of the opposite sex. Guess it has to be more dignified than dogs smelling each other’s bums.
It seems that Lewis Carroll’s two Alice in Wonderland books reveal some interesting facets of the brain.
Gerardus Mercator was the 16th century cartographer who came up with the projection we mostly still use for mapping the globe onto a sheet of paper. Where it falls down is that it distorts the relative sizes of countries, making those nearer the poles appear larger than they should. There are other projections, of course, but because they are all a 2D mapping of a 3D object all will have distortions somewhere.
From maps to languages … the latest research suggests that Indo-European languages originated about 6000 years ago in the Russian grasslands.
And still on words, here’s a fascinating Guardian piece by Robert Macfarlane on rewilding our language of landscape. [Long read]

And finally here’s a review of Ruth Scurr’s new biography of John Aubrey. Her approach of writing the biography as a sort of diary in Aubrey’s own words is a very interesting approach — I’m reading the book and so far it is a method which works.