Actually they missed one … The happiness resultant upon being merged with a pint of ale.

Another in our occasional series of curious and/or amusing items from the catalogues of our local saleroom. As usual it is the strange things, and the strange combinations of things, which people sell that I find so compelling.
A carton containing various Ward Locke & Co. county guides, a quantity of memorial cards, old Valentine cards, early town pamphlets, cartes de visite, and a small quantity of matchbox covers, a Victorian scarp album, full, and a carton of interesting advertising items, incl. old cigarette boxes, a quantity of Green Line coach routes, etc.
Three Victorian brass oil lamps, one Corinthian column with etched glass bowl, another cranberry glass.
Two metal figured lamps of cherubs riding goats, on marble bases, a pair of brass and marble lamps, a Roamer brass and glass bull’s-eye clock and compass, pair of large clown figures playing instruments and a GSD football-shaped alarm clock.
Two cased decanters, a brass blowtorch, brass miner’s lamp, Hennessy (sic> cognac decanter, silver plated topped glass perfume bottle, cased carpet bowls set, quantity of tea wares including plates, cress dish on stand, oriental part tea service, commemorative mugs, decorative plate on stand, Royal Worcester coffee cup on saucer, Delft flask and stopper, French wine decanter, and a cognac football decanter and stopper, cow creamer, etc.
It was the blowtorch and miner’s lamp that did it for me!
A gentleman’s cased travelling set, quantity of old wooden rules, quantity compasses, some cased, cased Rolls Razor, Wilkinson Sword cased razor, cased folding opera glasses, Schotts boxed descant recorder, oak barrel, quantity ashtrays, china thimbles, oak boxes and other interesting items.
I always worry when I see things like “and other interesting items”.
A quantity of Masonic regalia.
Two stained glass windows.
Two hunting whips, one with silver mount.
That could perhaps have been expressed a little better!
A vintage Salvation Army bonnet in case, a writing slope, and an oak cutlery box.
Approximately 350 porcelain mugs to commemorate the marriage of Prince William and Katherine Middleton.
And if that isn’t enough the next lot is …
Approximately 600 porcelain mugs commemorating the marriage of Prince William and Katherine Middleton.
A mixed lot containing buttons, button hooks, cotton and other sewing paraphernalia, also cameras, binoculars, glassware, figurines, wine, photograph frames, soldier’s WWII tin helmet, blue and white china, etc.
You mean there is an “etc.” after that collection?
Stainless steel door handles, a pair of binoculars and an old hot water bottle an a framed montage of dried fungi.
A collection of old tins and tools.
A metal fire surround and two slabs of green marble.
A mixed lot of tools, old rope, kitchen equipment, two old Telecom telephones, children’s books, machinery magazines, etc.
Now who the hell would want to buy “old rope”?
Next something for the transvestites out there …
Two gent’s black evening suits and a 1960s sequinned lace dress.
A very heavy cast brass standard lamp styled as a Corinthian column wrapped with vine, on scrolling (sic) feet.
And the pièce de résistance is …
An unusual lot including a stuffed iguana, treen – both Oriental and South American, china ware, an old record player, an old radio and a picnic basket, sheepskin rugs, etc.
Every home really should have a stuffed iguana!