This month I’ve been playing around with PaintShop.

[Click the image for a larger view]
We’re staying with the medical for this month’s self-portrait. As long-time readers will know I have Obstructive Sleep Apnoea, which means I can stop breathing when asleep. To counteract this, I have a CPAP machine which pumps air into my airway overnight to keep the airways open. It isn’t invasive, just a nuisance, and it does cramp one’s style somewhat. As you’ll appreciate from the image, us users are sometimes colloquially termed “hoover heads”. This is my usual sleeping attire!

So what to do for this month’s self-portrait, especially as I have this damned filthy cold back again? Oh well, lets have something some may consider TMI – although it’s nothing you couldn’t safely see in the gym changing room.
As long-time readers may remember, I’ve said on a number of occasions that I have a secondary nipple. This is apparently not that unusual – I bet some of you have too. It’s on the right side of my abdomen, a bit above the level of the navel. The corresponding place on the left side has just a slightly denser area of hair.
Anyway this is what it looks like, fairly close up. On the left is the actual vestigial nipple. On the right, a mole. (I’ve always had the mole; it’s nothing to worry about). Keep in mind that the area in the photograph is about 4cm wide.

Yet again it’s been about 4½ years since we had a “Buggered Britain” post. I blame the plague, largely as it’s meant not going anywhere much, and consequently when one does the eyes and brain are out of practice looking for photographs. Somehow I have to get everything working again.
Anyway the other day, travelling along the A40 to Hammersmith Hospital, I spotted this pretty mess: a mixture of fly-tipping (or just lazy householders) and incomplete clear-up after roadworks – all of which has clearly been there, creating an eyesore, for some months.

It was actually sunny today, on and off, although quite windy. And Spring is definitely beginning to burst out all over. So I thought we’d have a few quick snapshots caught between gusts of breeze.




