I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary #5.
Day 21. A word you just made up: jamwot**
Day 22. A word that is an oxymoron: childproof
Day 23. A word that would be a funny dog name: puss
Day 24. A word from a movie quote: restaurant
Day 25. A word that describes you: fat
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** Actually I cheat slightly: I made up this word some while back. In case you’re wondering a jamwot is an endangered South American arboreal capybara.
Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.
I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary #4.
Day 16. A word that describes your pet: varmint
Day 17. A word you have to look up constantly: mondegreen
Day 18. A word you love to say: cunt
Day 19. A word with four vowels in it: constabulary
Day 20. A word you wish more people used: boscage
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I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary #3.
Day 11. A word that annoys you: decimate
Day 12. A word you associate with your birth month: winter
Day 13. A word you learned recently: yellowplush
Day 14. A word with lots of syllables: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Day 15. A word found in your favourite book: rookery
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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.
I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary #2.
Day 6. A word you learned from a song: abaft
Day 7. A word that makes you laugh: merkin
Day 8. A word that rhymes with your name: teeth
Day 9. A word that makes you feel smart when you use it: flocculate
Day 10. A word from your favourite sport: wicket
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This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with June …
Ten Humorous Laws
Hanlon’s Razor. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hofstadter’s Law. It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account.
Mechanical Repair Law #3. If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, you will eventually have two of them.
Moer’s Truism. The trouble with most jobs is that the job holder resembles a member of a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog.
Mr Cole’s Axiom. The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
Murphy’s Military Law #4. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. (right)
Natural Perversity Law. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Ralph’s Observation. It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realise that you are in a hurry.
Rudin’s Law. If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
Stewart’s Law of Retroaction. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s the first summary.
Day 1. A word that makes you happy: picatrix
Day 2. A word that describes your best friend: callipygian
Day 3. A word you always spell wrong on the first try: occasionally
Day 4. A word that reminds you of family: dysfunctional
Day 5. A word for your favourite colour: variable
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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.
In the spirit of … oh, I don’t know … having nothing to do, possibly? … I’m going to do this 30 day word challenge. That’ll be a word, as specified in the chart below, each day in June. So we start tomorrow.
With luck I’ll manage to post the requisite word each day here on Facebook. I’m also planning a catch-up post on my blog every 5 days – ie. as we reach the end of each row in the chart.
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I’m not nominating anyone, but of course you’re welcome to play along should you wish. I hope you find it interesting.
This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with May …
Ten Quotes
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be,
To taste whole joys
[John Donne, 1699] (right)
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[Benjamin Franklin]
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
[Indira Gandhi]
If you don’t concern yourself with your wife’s cat, you will lose something irretrievable between you.
[Haruki Murakami; The Wind-up Bird Chronicle]
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know?
[Groucho Marx]
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
[Caius Petronius]
In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.
[William Shakespeare]
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
[George Bernard Shaw]
The key aspect that makes the Buddhist attitude toward sex utterly different is that the concept of sin does not exist in Buddhism.
[Brad Warner; Sex, Sin and Zen] (also right)
No-one else is he and thus cannot deny that he knows when fish are happy.
[Zhuang Zi]
