Having just competed our Five Questions mini-series (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5), which has certainly made me do some thinking, I thought we might round off with a few cartoons about thinking.
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Life around here …
Gallery : Street Photography
The subject for Tara’s Gallery this week is Street Photography.
Yay! Because this is something I do all the time — not only are people fascinating, and weird, to watch but I also like spotting the incongruous, amusing and interesting everyday things about me. No stories this week, just a selection of pictures I’ve gathered over the last few years. You’ll find many more on my Flickr photostream.
First of all a few people photographed on London railway stations:
Click any of the images for larger views on Flickr
Morning Rush Hour at Waterloo Station

Waiting for her date at Waterloo

GOK what these two, spotted at London Paddington, were up to!
Tara’s original announcement of the theme suggests that street photography is all about people watching. But it is a lot more than that. It is buildings, street furniture, notices and objets trouvés; it’s the things most people would walk past and not even see. For instance:

Seen in an office window in Golden Square, London

I spotted these two deckchairs holding hands on Lyme Regis seafront

This was in Faversham, Kent although I have seen similar signs elsewhere
Moral: Always carry a camera and keep your eyes alert. There’s lots of fun out there!
Well Who Knew?
Today I made an Astonishing discovery. I can’t claim I’m the first as someone obviously got there before me. What is it?
Tomatoes have bones!
They must have. Because this morning I found this tin of Tomato Fillets in my local supermarket.
I mean if tomatoes don’t have bones, how can you fillet them?
Most curious.
I shall open the tin with curiosity … and some caution just in case they’re on springs as well.
Why I am a Chemist
There was an interesting article by Ashutosh Jogalekar on Scientific American Blogs yesterday called Why I am a chemist.
Ash makes many good points, but especially that chemistry underlies all the biology and physics and engineering that we see about us. Without chemistry (the design, synthesis and understanding of materials) we would have none of that: nothing from the early smelting of iron and bronze, through the Romans’ skills with glass, right through to modern concrete and carbon fibre.
Yes, chemistry encompasses everything from the synthesis of smelly bubbling green liquids, through the power of detergents, to a deep understanding of molecular structure via spectroscopy (which is what I did) and quantum mechanics.
All of this is chemistry. And it all underpins our world, both artificial and natural. Without chemistry we wouldn’t have modern anti-cancer drugs, or modern anaesthetics; we wouldn’t understand the biochemistry underlying photosynthesis; we wouldn’t have air-bags in cars or rockets that can take us to the Moon and beyond.
That is why I trained as a chemist. I wanted to understand how these things worked. (Although I probably couldn’t have put it is so many words at the time.)
And I am still sad that I had to give it all up because the mid-1970s recession meant there were no sensible jobs for chemists. That’s what happens in a recession, we lose the skills we’ve invested in, because no-one can afford to invest for the future. I can understand why, and it is a fine line to walk, but it is short-sighted especially when the education system is so unattractive as a job option that those who are displaced are lost to the discipline and not even attracted to teach and enthuse a future generation.
Would I do things differently if I had my time over again? Probably yes, if I knew then what I know now. I would certainly have worked harder (not difficult) to stay in research. And I might have looked more favourably on teaching. I certainly would have liked to continue as a working scientist rather than “selling out” (as my father saw it) to commerce. Science is much more fun that selling things.
Could I go back to it? No, not now, after nearly 40 years out of the field — much as I might like to. But at least I have retained a broad interest in science, and not just chemistry, so with luck I can still enthuse a few others along their path.
And it is still the simple things in science that enthral me. How metals are smelted. Why snowflakes have six-fold symmetry. How compounds are light sensitive. How detergents work.
Quotes : Terry Pratchett
Just for a change I thought that for something different this time around we would have a few choice quotes (from among so many) from Terry Pratchett.
Granny grasped her broomstick purposefully. ‘Million-to-one chances,’ she said, ‘crop up nine times out of ten.’
[Equal Rites]
Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation (ch. XXI, v.16) gives it as a cube 12,000 furlongs on a side. This is somewhat less than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 cubic feet. Even allowing that the Heavenly Host and other essential services take up at least two thirds of this space, this leaves about one million cubic feet of space for each human occupant- assuming that every creature that could be called ‘human’ is allowed in, and the human race eventually totals a thousand times the numbers of humans alive up until now. This is such a generous amount of space that it suggests that room has also been provided for some alien races or — a happy thought — that pets are allowed.
[The Last Hero]
[…] discredited gods and unlicensed thieves, ladies of the night and pedlars in exotic goods, alchemists of the mind and strolling mummers; in short, all the grease on civilization’s axle.
[Equal Rites]
‘Look at the bird.’
It was perched on a branch by a fork in the tree, next to what looked like a birdhouse, and nibbling at a piece of roughly round wood it held in one claw.
‘Must be an old nest they’re repairing,’ said Lu-Tze. ‘Can’t have got that advanced this early in the season.’
‘Looks like some kind of old box to me,’ said Lobsang. He squinted to see better. ‘Is it an old … clock?’ he added.
‘Look at what the bird is nibbling,’ suggested Lu-Tze.
‘Well, it looks like … a crude gearwheel? But why —’
‘Well spotted. That, lad, is a clock cuckoo.’
[Thief of Time]
‘Maybe there are things worth putting up a fight for.’
‘And they are —?’ said Pestilence, looking round.
‘Salad-cream sandwiches. You just can’t beat them. That tang of permitted emulsifiers? Marvellous.’
[Thief of Time]
BRenglish
Continuing our occasional series on the now prevalent appalling use of the English language.
In the last couple of days we’ve taken the train on a journey down to Somerset and back (more of which anon) and have been subjected to the vagaries of the English language as perpetrated by train company staff (I was going to say BR, but of course it no longer exists!).
There is the now ubiquitous Train Manager (I think they mean Guard or Ticket Inspector) speak:
We will be arriving into [station]
Our next station stop is [station].
And there is Buffet Steward-ese:
We will be serving teas, coffees and hot chocolates, hot and cold snacks, … and an on-board chef.
But yesterday I heard for the first time a new one from a Train Manager:
If you require any further information please ask from myself [name].
Maybe we need to get Jamie Oliver to sort out Train Company English rather than School Dinners?
A Lot of Disappointment
As I always do I’ve just been looking at the catalogue for our local auction house and I’m disappointed in this month’s sale. There are markedly fewer lots than normal, there’s nothing to interest me and the descriptions are abnormally dull. These are the sort of highlights:
2 Muhammad Ali boxing puppets, in plastic with mechanical arms and blue shirt
A good quality 9ct gold muff chain
[Just right for your collection of vajazzling gems!]
A collection of souvenir spoons, cufflinks, scent bottles, two jade animal figurines, six wristwatches … silver filigree llama …
A Bouteille thermo flask, a bottle holder, a world globe, bells, a stickleback fish.
A cast iron terrier relieving himself …
Six wooden handled Lyman bullet moulds, silver plated coasters, sugar nips, and two stuffed canaries in a glass case.
An antique Tibetan monk’s stool in carved and polychrome wood
[Hmmm … nice … human coprolite]

A stuffed baby alligator.
Must do better next month!
Tilling the Furrow
This year’s World Ploughing Championships are being held in September in Croatia.
Australia’s entrant is the aptly named Adrian Tilling.
[Hat-tip: New Scientist]
Bred for Marketing
Yesterday we were in Norwich seeing my aged mother (more of which maybe later) and as is our wont we dropped into a branch of the small local supermarket, Roy’s of Wroxham, for a loaf of bread. What we bought was a granary loaf, but with a difference as the wrapper declared it to be
Made from Scratch
Duh!









