Category Archives: amusements

Oddity of the Week

Back in October 2015 Vice Media located a few of the most dedicated collectors of those AOL giveaway CDs from the Internet’s dial-up years.


Is there anything people won’t collect?

Sparky Haufle wrote a definitive AOL-CD collector’s guide; Lydia Sloan Cline has 4,000 unique disks; Bustam Halim at one point had 20,000 total, before weeding to 3,000. The AOL connoisseurs file disks by colour, by the hundreds of different packaging styles, by number of free hours, and especially by the co-brands — the rare pearls, like AOL’s deals with Frisbee and Spider Man. Their collections, said both Halim and Brian Larkin, are simply “beautiful”.
Read the full article on Vice.com.

Auction Oddities

OK, boys and girls, here’s the latest instalment of strangeness from out local auction house. Their latest sale isn’t large but generally surpasses itself in the quantity of truly hideous ceramics. But it does also contain a few lots to delight the lovers of oddity — both in terms of what people sell and what gets put together to make a lot. So, inter alia, and copied straight from the online catalogue, we have …
Two miniature Japanese carved flowers each opening to reveal an erotic scene.
124A Japanese ivory carved figure of a fisherman holding a fish with a buoy [sic] on his shoulders.
[Which I think is actually rather splendid.]
A 19th century ‘Acme’ — Henry Pear B polished brass and steel high quality padlock by E. Cotterill & co and a Birmingham with high quality multi lever key.
A Stationmasters substantial nickel-cased pocket watch, the enamelled dial painted M M & Co within a rare electrified leather covered case with original improved ever-ready dried battery number 12.
[I never knew you could get electrified leather.]
An Indian ivory vintage tusk carved with figures and animals amongst trees styled as a desk light on a wooden base.
[Trees as desk lights — an interesting idea.]
A shelf of wooden metal ware [sic] to include a pair of 19th century adjustable metal hearth stands, a cast iron trivet, an Antinomy [sic] box decorated with a dragon, various vintage cooking wares to include butter pats, pastry rollers, juice squeezers and a treen stacking spice box, Soda siphon with sparklets, a wooden bowl containing decorative eggs, brass candlesticks, two boxed scrolls dated 10th June 1958 for ‘The Gala performance’ at The Royal Opera House attended by The Queen, etc.
A pair of 19th century brass figural candlesticks of girls carrying food on top of bats.
Two Capodimonte figurines — Tramp on Bench and Sunday Mornings with certificates.
[Something else I never knew: Sunday mornings come with certificates. Clearly my education is sorely lacking.]
A collection of decorative silver plate and glass table items to include sectioned dishes, jam dishes, hors d’oeuvres dish on stand, a large silver plated tray, a pair of pressed glass decanters and stoppers, two novelty teapots — one figured as a police man and the second by Wade ‘Cat on a dustbin’, Stella Artois Cidre decanter.
A pair of 19th century flat pack [sic] figurines of a Highland couple on a heathland and a large 1930s figurine of a Stag.
A Jerry’s cocktail shaker in the form of a penguin.
A large quantity of items including a basket of china plates, figures including Branxam china polar bears, beaded wall lights, a large glass paperweight, a Watson & Sons electric medical machine, a quantity of Victorian irons, some for holding coal, a quantity of cameras, other items such as Carl Zeiss Jena binoculars and an Ambassador movie camera, a quantity of dentists implements including those to extract teeth, an 8mm movie projector by Bell and Howell, a large set of Mellins food vintage scales with weights and wicker basket, and Hoover ‘It beats’ vacuum cleaner and a cased canon camera.
An interesting stone axe head, probably basalt, bearing old label inscribed “Samoa”, together with a vintage Chinese pewter cylindrical jar with cover, engraved with floral panels, and a similar small spittoon.
An antique native primitive bow of natural branch form with gut bow-string, and two quivers, one in bamboo with plain leather binding, the other in decorated leather, each containing bamboo arrows with barbed iron heads.
And then there is a collection, over six lots, of stuffed birds …
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century barn owl on rocky base in wooden case.
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century Peregrine falcon by H N Pashley, Cley Next the Sea Norfolk in glazed wooden case
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century juvenile gannet and another of a fully grown gannet both on bases.


Taxidermy: two turn-of-the-century birds, one a common gull and the other a juvenile cormorant, base marked H A Lydd Dec 27th 1906.
Taxidermy: two turn-of-the-century birds, one a barn owl on a rocky base and the other a long-eared owl on tree trunk.
Taxidermy: three birds comprising a plover, a lapwing and a redshank, all on rocky bases.
But pride of place must go to something I’ve never seen in an auction before: what one might describe as a collection of birds ready for stuffing …
A large quantity of glamour magazines including Mayfair and Escort.
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Oddity of the Week: Porn for Whales

If we are to believe the Seattle Post-Intelligencer (10 February 2016) the online pornography colossus Pornhub ran a three week charity fundraising promotion, starting on 8 February, to mark World Whale Day on 13 February. The proceeds went to Moclips Cetological Society (“Save the Whales”).
Pornhub’s press release apparently celebrated whales’ sexuality as they — like humans and bonobos — do not limit their horniness to procreation.


The company said that over the three week period it would donate 1 cent to the charity for every 2000 videos played on its ubiquitous free websites. Now that might sound extremely mean, but the Seattle Post-Intelligencer noted that in just the first two days the world’s porn consumers had played 532 million videos thus earning the charity $2,660.

Oddity of the Week: Tully Monster

Oh, now, come on Evolution! You can’t really create something that looks like this …


Oh, you did!? … Hmmm …
Yes, indeed Evolution did create this beast which looks like an obese foot-long earthworm with a trunk and a spade-shaped tail? And, yes, eyes on the end of it’s handlebars!
It lived 300 million years ago and its fossil was discovered in 1995 by Francis Tully; hence it is known as the Tully Monster or Tullimonstrum gregarium.
However it is only now that scientists are beginning to get to grips with what it really is — a lamprey.
Read more on The Atlantic.

Oddity of the Week: Wombat Shit

The wombat is a large, solitary and nocturnal relative of the koala, native to Australia. It has poor eyesight but an excellent sense of smell, which is its main navigation aid.


It also has a very strange ability under its belt: its shit comes out in cubes. Yep, unlike other animals which produce cylinders (eg. dogs), pleets (eg. rabbits) or splats (eg. cows) the wombat’s turds really are cube-shaped.

Why? Well it seems it is all down to the physiology and motility of their large intestines. But it turns out it is also a useful attribute to have.
Find the full story over on The Conversation.