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Ten Things

Ten Things this month takes a brief look at where the money goes.

Ten Things I’ve Bought in the Last Month:

  1. Top hat
  2. Bacon sandwich
  3. Army regiment cap badge
  4. 18 bottles of wine
  5. Sausages
  6. Pelargoniums
  7. Peach Schnapps
  8. Indian restaurant lunch
  9. Petrol
  10. Train tickets

Another Meme

Another meme, courtesy AJB on Facebook. It’s almost inevitably a variant on previous ones but is about the height of my abilities today.

  1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Toothbrush, toothpaste, water.
  2. Do you sleep naked? Of course. Why would anyone not? It’s just so much more comfortable, even in winter.
  3. Worst physical pain in your life? Post-knee replacement.
  4. Worst emotional pain of your life? Break-up with my first long-term girlfriend.
  5. Favourite place you have ever been? Probably Dungeness.
  6. How late did you stay up last night? I crashed about 11pm.
  7. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? Lots of contenders outside London: Dungeness, Rye, Lyme Regis, Norwich.
  8. Prospect Cottage, Dungeness
    Derek Jarman’s Prospect Cottage, Dungeness [© KCM]

  9. Which of your Facebook friends lives the closest? Noreen – she’s less than 10 feet away!
  10. When was the last time you cried? Probably last year?
  11. Who took your profile picture? Me.
  12. What’s your favourite season? Late-spring/early-summer.
  13. If you could have any career what would it be? Dilettante researcher, looking at whatever I feel like and being paid handsomely for doing it.
  14. What was the last book you read? I’ve several books in progress, but the last one I finished was Gesshin Claire Greenwood, Bow First, Ask Questions Later. Here’s my review.
  15. If you could talk to anyone right now, who would it be? My mother.
  16. Are you a good influence? I do hope not.
  17. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? No, and neither does peach, or chicken.
  18. You have the remote, what show will you be watching? Nothing.
  19. Two people who you think will play? I hope no-one is so stupid.
  20. Last concert you went to? It’s so long ago I don’t have a clue.
  21. Favourite type of food? Lots of contenders, but I’ll go for curry.

Join in if the mood takes you.

Ten Things

It’s “stick you neck on the block” time in this month’s Ten Things

Ten Vanity Projects (Past and Present):

  1. London’s Garden Bridge (hopefully now permanently abandoned)
  2. HS2 (High Speed London to Birmingham, and beyond, rail link)
  3. Olympic Games
  4. World Cup Football
  5. Formula 1
  6. Heathrow Runway 3
  7. London’s Millennium Dome
  8. Pedestrianisation of Oxford Street
  9. London’s Emirates Dangleway
  10. Donald Trump (right; a vanity project all on his own)

Something for PPG Awareness Week

This week (4-9 June 2018) is Patient Participation Group (PPG)** Awareness Week. And as I’m Chairmen on my GP’s PPG I thought we might have three, light, doctor-orientated amusement.

** What’s one of them then? You can find out the basics of what PPGs do in this short article from the Patients’ Association

Ten Things

This month something slightly more topical in Ten Things …

Ten Things I did Over Bank Holiday Weekend:

  1. Hosted a literary society pub meet
  2. Prepared a meeting for next week
  3. Ate fish & chips
  4. Drank too much alcohol (not all at once!) and enjoyed it
  5. Did more work tidying up my rebuilt website & blog
  6. Completed two prize crosswords
  7. Won £2.50 on the lottery
  8. Read the latest New Scientist and a railway magazine
  9. Started on reorganising and rejuvenating the plants on our tiny patio
  10. Tried (and failed) to get a 10 year old laptop working satisfactorily

Auction Oddities

We’ve not had a selection of the eccentric and downright weird auction items recently. This is mainly because the last couple of sales at our local auction house have been on the dull side. However here is a selection of the best oddities from the March and April sales.

A charming set of eight buttons, each styled as a Victorian watch face, the numerals linked by swags of flowers, each button 2.6 cm Image

A collection of wooden plucked musical instruments Image

A Royal Albert Flowers of the Month part tea service, an orange lustre tea service decorated with romantic couples, a Royal Doulton toby jug The Walrus and the Carpenter D6600, a small quantity of souvenir ware, a Japanese vase and a safety deposit box and contents

A Victorian entomology cased and glazed set of pinned moths Image
As so often that isn’t quite what they mean!

A nice collection of mainly wood and metal ware including cased set of chessmen and dominoes, 19th century wooden box present from Loch Fyne, 19th century hand painted tea caddy, a collection of alabaster eggs in wicker basket, religious wares, 19th century inlaid stoneware desk paperweight and candlestick, set of three hand painted wooden candlesticks, wooden bowls, letter racks, milking stool, a box of hand tools, brushes, two copper jelly moulds, etc.

An old red plastic telephone, a box of tea and magazine cards including Valiant, old magazines including Rin Tin Tin, Tweety, Sylvester, Look and Learn, and a signed card from Dave Clark of “Time, The Musical”

A mixed lot including a 1906 copy of The Temperance Party paper, a fashion print, cigarette cards, silhouettes, two folders of official slides of medieval frescoes in Yugoslavia, a quantity of silver-plated commemorative spoons, miniature porcelain and a 1938 copy of The Daily Telegraph, etc.

A green plastic carton containing a miniature horse and trap, powder boxes, a decorative spoon, hat pins, a pair of stylish early 20th century door handles, a shell purse, lighters, a model alpine house, photo album, etc.

No allocated
But it has an Image!

A child’s vintage Lilliput typewriter, cased men’s grooming sets, a ladies vintage shoe stretcher, a silver plated sugar sifter, a cased set of M Dobson binoculars, a cased Greenkat telescope and a decorative horn

A good lot of pewter in three boxes comprising a 17th century style candle wall sconce, table wares, tureens, dishes and bowls, steins, an art nouveau butter dish with liner, a jelly mould, toast rack, a pair of pricket candlesticks, coffee pot, etc., a box of reference books on collecting including pewter and money boxes, and a Victorian folding deckchair

Not Allocated
Another which also has an Image!

A most interesting collection of 38 Friendly Society ceremonial staff heads in brass, mounted on wooden stands

A Victorian pottery jardiniere stand supporting the bust of a lady
That could have been better phrased!

An old metal trunk with labels containing blankets
I’m still puzzled as to how to get a blanket in a label

A vintage Nativity set, a pair of vintage scales, two large table lamps, a small oak stool, a vintage record holder and a large vase

Three bamboo and rattan tables, a wickerwork basket, three towel rails, a lampstand, a rocking horse and a glass-fibre boot stick stand

As so often it is the odd juxtapositions that make many of these stand out, despite the lack of crap taxidermy.

More anon!

Bank Holiday 20 Questions Meme

Just for a bit of time-wasting amusement here’s a twenty question meme for the end of a bank holiday weekend.

  1. Name a food that you can’t stand but which most people seem to love. Butternut squash.
  2. Name a food beginning with each of your initials. Kale. Custard. Marmite.
  3. Who is the most famous person you’ve met? Author Ian Rankin.
  4. What was the last thing you read? This screen.
  5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Get rid of the depression because pretty much everything else would follow from that.
  6. What vegetable do you most hate? Sweet potato.
  7. What superpower would you most like to have? Omnipotence – with that you can do anything else.
  8. What would you love to be an expert in? Doing nothing.
  9. If you could make any discovery, what would it be? The secret of immortality. Let’s face it, none of us really wants to die.
  10. What would you like to have named after you? A dung beetle would probably be most appropriate. Or a wasp. Yes, I’ll settle for an annoying wasp.
  11. If you could meet any figure from the past or the future, who would you meet? Elizabethan composer William Byrd.
  12. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Earl Grey tea.
  13. Are you a good influence? I very much doubt it; indeed I might be worried if I were.
  14. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Definitely not; neither does peach, unless you’re making a specifically fruit pizza. (Must sometime write up my method for fruit pizza.)
  15. Something that’s worrying you at the moment. Diabetes.
  16. One skill you don’t have but wish you did. The ability to magically attract money. Well, who wouldn’t!?
  17. Tell me one unpopular, but entirely logical and far-sighted opinion you hold. The private car (van, etc.) should be banned. Yes, it would be tricky, but it could be done and it needen’t be as horrendous as you might imagine. (I must write an essay on this sometime.)
  18. Do you ever write in pencil any more? Yes, actually quite a bit of the time: old programmers always write in pencil.
  19. Do you wear rings? Yes. I’m currently wearing three: wedding ring, silver wedding anniversary ring, and a copper ring. Oh and my original (very worn) wedding ring on a chain round my neck.
  20. Tell us three things you did today? Tried (and failed) to get a very old laptop working. Started reorganising the patio. Made a chicken salad.

Nobody is tagged, but join in if you want – just leave a comment here with a link to your answers so we can all enjoy them.