I happened across this the other day (on Facebook, I think). It is too good not to share.

We should, of course, add:
- Stalactites and Stalagmites
- Unicycles (perhaps my favourite!)
I’m sure you can think of others. Enjoy!
So here’s this month’s selection of links to items you missed the first time and will wish you hadn’t. And of course it’s the usual mixed bag, starting with the hard stuff.
Science, Technology, Natural World
Researchers think they’ve worked out the origin date for the ancient Antikythera mechanism – although they don’t all agree. I find this whole artefact just mind-boggling.

A different set of researchers think they’ve uncovered the fossil remains of a dinosaur and some other creatures killed and entombed on the actual day the Yacatan asteroid hit 66m years ago.
First humans and animals, then trees, and now it seems mushrooms talk to each other.
Health, Medicine
Derek Lowe, our favourite pharmaceutical chemist, looks at why phenylephrine is useless as a decongestant.
Vagina Obscura, a new book by Rachel Gross, reviews the biology of female organs, including the vagina, uterus and ovaries, and how scientists are filling in the gaps in knowledge.
Maybe sometime, maybe soon, medicine will be able to “fix” menstruation.
Here’s a young lady with a very rare and disturbing visual condition.
Sexuality
If you fancy a trip to Italy you have until 15 January next year to see the current exhibition of Pompeii’s sex scenes and erotica.

Environment
It seems that peregrine falcons have have made my local (Ealing) hospital their base – well the appalling building has to be good for something!

Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, Giant Orchids (Himantoglossum robertianum) have been found growing wild for the first time in the UK.
It’s being reported that new government rules will provide extra protection for adders and slowworms; which will be good if it happens.
History, Archaeology, Anthropology
A farmer in Gaza has uncovered a 4,500-year-old statue of Canaanite goddess.
Archaeologists at Uruk in Iraq have unearthed, and are trying to recover, an ancient Sumerian riverboat.
Meanwhile in the Assam region of India archaeologists have found more than a few ancient and mysterious giant stone jars.
Still in the ancient world, the grave has been found of an ancient Peruvian who was buried with tools for cranial surgery.
Nearer to home, and to our time, Dr Eleanor Janega, of Going Medieval, looks at the old moneymaking trick of selling indulgences.
Eleanor Janega also writes about a favourite saint: St Sebastian.
In 1580 there was an earthquake, with an epicentre in the Dover Straits, which damaged London’s (Old) St Paul’s Cathedral; needless to say this spawned a flurry of pamphlets – the Facebook of their day.
And almost right up to date, IanVisits looks at a new exhibition about the history of the UK’s postcodes.
London
On another track, IanVisits takes a look behind the scenes at the huge upgrade project nearing completion at London’s Bank Underground station.
Lifestyle, Personal Development, Beliefs

Oh no! Not again! Yet another item from IanVisits! This time he takes a day trip to Hythe and Dungeness – to explore both and also ride on the Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch Railway.
Shock, Horror, Humour, Wow!
And finally for this month Tom Lamont in the Guardian takes a look at a day in the life of (almost) every vending machine in the world. [LONG READ]

OK, so here are the answers to this month’s quiz questions. All should be able to be easily verified online.
April Quiz Questions: Physical Science
Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2021.
Here we are again with the month’s collection of interesting, thought-provoking or just amusing quotes. And we have a big selection this month.
[Medieval belief was that] the sexual pleasure that women experienced as a result of their openness was not simply one that came from a desire to fill a void, however. Instead, women were also seen as unhealthily interested in having sex, and more specifically the sort of sex which would result in men ejaculating inside of them. This is because they were drawn to the masculine qualities that were inherent in semen. Women, from a humoral standpoint, were to be understood as cold and wet, whereas men were hot and dry. Being hot and dry was necessarily a better state of being because being masculine was necessarily better, and women were sort of like lizards, but for jizz instead of the sun.
[Eleanor Janega; https://going-medieval.com/2022/03/24/on-women-pleasure-and-semen/]
Combining reason with empathy is a powerful force for good. It’s both logical and morally right to see all humans as equal, regardless of sex, gender, race, religion, or worldview.
[Prof. Alice Roberts, President, Humanists UK]
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents. You never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They’re your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
[unknown]
Mothering Sunday – an expression so cloyingly Edwardian, a tinted daguerreotype of an Angel in the House caressing the rosy cheek of a sturdy sort in frilly bloomers, it makes my teeth ache.
[Emma Beddington; https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2022/mar/27/mapping-out-my-life-in-mothers-days-emma-beddington]
The internet has taken over the role of the village elder, dispensing easy-to-share, not-quite-right information written in Pinterest-friendly fonts to ever insular echo chambers.
[Alex Krotoski; Science Focus; March 2022]
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
[Terry Pratchett, Hogfather]
Bergstrom sees social media … through an evolutionary lens. The popular platforms exploit humanity’s need for social validation and constant chatter, a product of our evolution … He compares it to our craving for sugar, which was beneficial in an environment where sweetness was rare and signalled nutritious food, but can make us sick in a world where sugar is everywhere. Facebook exploits humans’ thirst for contact … allowing people to connect with others in larger numbers during a single day than they might have over a lifetime in humanity’s past.
[Kai Kupferschmidt; quoted by Derek Lowe at https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/misinformation-and-its-spread]
I believe that the thing above all which ruined Pompey was the shame he felt to think that in having elevated Caesar the way he did, that he had lacked foresight. He accustomed himself to the idea as late as possible; he neglected his defence in order not to avow that he had put himself in danger; he maintained to the Senate that Caesar would never dare to make war; and because he had said it so often, he went on saying it always … Whether or not Montesquieu was right about Pompey … he was right about you and me. Once we invest our opinion, we hang on to the investment; so the more we have at stake the more we risk, even by doing nothing. And the more powerful we are the more likely we are to stick to our rusty guns: because it was firmness of purpose that made us powerful.
[Clive James; quoted by Derek Lowe at https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/misinformation-and-its-spread]
The human mind does not run on logic any more than a horse runs on petrol.
[Rory Sutherland]
People often don’t think what they feel, don’t say what they think, and don’t do what they say.
[https://www.londonreconnections.com/2022/nudging-public-transport-transport-for-humans-book-review/]
No. They have a right to be ignorant. Knowledge only means complicity in guilt; ignorance has a certain dignity.
[@YesSirHumphrey on Twitter]
Never argue with the ignorant. They are correct as per their intellect. Let them have their satisfaction. Never challenge or oppose them.
[Nisargadatta Maharaj
If there had been investigations, which there haven’t, or not necessarily, or I’m not at liberty to say whether there have, there would have been a project team which, had it existed, on which I cannot comment, would now have been disbanded, if it had existed.
[@YesSirHumphrey; https://twitter.com/YesSirHumphrey/status/1511318058127740934]
Delivering the speech is just a formality you’ve to go through in order to get the press release into the papers. We can’t worry about entertaining people. We’re not script writers for a comedian. Well, not a professional one anyway.
[@YesSirHumphrey; https://twitter.com/YesSirHumphrey/status/1512526014370435074]
When a regime has been in power too long, when it has fatally exhausted the patience of the people, and when oblivion finally beckons – I am afraid that across the world you can rely on the leaders of that regime to act solely in the interests of self-preservation, and not in the interests of the electorate.
[Boris Johnson; Daily Telegraph; February 2011]
A good relationship has a pattern like a dance and is built on some of the same rules. The partners do not need to hold on tightly, because they move confidently in the same pattern, intricate but gay and swift and free, like a country dance of Mozart’s. To touch heavily would be to arrest the pattern and freeze the movement, to check the endlessly changing beauty of its unfolding. There is no place here for the possessive clutch, the clinging arm, the heavy hand, only the barest touch in passing. Now arm in arm, now face to face, now back to back – it does not matter which because they know they are partners moving to the same rhythm, creating a pattern together, and being invisibly nourished by it.
The joy of such a pattern is … the joy of living in the moment. Lightness of touch and living in the moment are intertwined. One cannot dance well unless one is completely in time with the music, not leaning back to the last step or pressing forward to the next one, but poised directly on the present step as it comes … But how does one learn this technique of the dance? Why is it so difficult? What makes us hesitate and stumble? It is fear, I think, that makes one cling nostalgically to the last moment or clutch greedily toward the next. [And fear] can only be exorcised by its opposite: love.
[Ann Morrow Lindbergh; A Gift from the Sea]
Our lives disconnect and reconnect, we move on, and later we may again touch one another, again bounce away. This is the felt shape of a human life, neither simply linear nor wholly disjunctive nor endlessly bifurcating, but rather this bouncy-castle sequence of bumpings-into and tumblings-apart.
[Salman Rushdie]
We’re on a food theme at the moment. Actually this is fairly normal for us over Easter; it seems to be a time for experimenting weith good gfood.
Waitrose’s Food magazine a while back had a recipe of Herby Crab & Tomato Spaghetti. I thought it looked worth trying if one wanted to push the boat out a bit and buy crab – although to be honest it isn’t that expensive.
As Waitrose don’t seem to put all their recipes online, here first is the original recipe.
Herby Crab & Tomato Spaghetti
Serves 2
Prepare 10 minutes
Cook 15 minutes
Ingredients
2 tbsp dried breadcrumbs
2 tbsp olive oil
180g dried spaghetti
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped
12 cherry vine tomatoes, quartered
100g “Seafood & Eat It” Fifty Fifty Crab
¼x 20g pack tarragon, leaves only, roughly chopped
1 lemon, zest and juice
Method
1. Toast the breadcrumbs in 1 tbsp oil in a large frying pan over a medium-high heat until golden brown (about 3-4 minutes). Transfer to a plate. Bring a large pan of salted water to a rolling boil, then cook the spaghetti according to pack instructions.
2. Meanwhile, put the remaining 1 tbsp oil in the frying pan over a medium-high heat. Add the garlic and chilli; cook for 2 minutes until fragrant. Add the tomatoes and cook for 5 minutes. Scoop the brown crabmeat into the pan. Transfer the pasta and 2 ladles of its cooking water to the pan. Toss vigorously for 1-2 minutes, until well coated. Add the white crab, tarragon, lemon juice and ½ the zest. Season, mix, then divide between warm plates. Top with the remaining zest and the breadcrumbs.
Well OK. That didn’t quite work for us so, as usual, I adapted it! This is what I did …
Linguine with Crab, Tomato & Herbs
Ingredients
2 tbsp olive oil
165g dried linguine
2 large shallots, finely chopped
5 cloves garlic, finely chopped
½ tsp dried chilli flakes
16 cherry tomatoes, left whole
2 tbsp tomato paste
2x 100g tubs white crabmeat
¼x 20g pack tarragon, leaves only, left whole
juice & zest of a lemon
black pepper
Method
Notes
My version worked very well indeed. It was truly delicious. The tarragon and lemon came through nicely without being overpowering and there was just a hint of chilli. We accompanied it with a bottle of robust Italian Falanghina.
Oh, and no picture – you all know what a bowl of pasta looks like!
Over the years I’ve written a number of times about our exploits making terrine – most notably what we’ve dubbed Ennismore Terrine. That post is some 8 years old, but our first rendition of the recipe goes back more like 35 years.

While it takes a bit of time to put together, it is very forgiving and can be varied almost infinitely to suit. Just to show the versatility here’s what we did a couple of days ago.
Ennismore Terrine, 2022 Variation
This makes enough to fill a large oval Le Creuset casserole (as above).
Ingredients
200g smoked bacon lardons
400g pork mince
800g chicken livers
400g plain pork sausages, skinned
300g bread without crusts
1 large leek, finely chopped
3 small red onions, finely chopped
7 large mushrooms, finely chopped
6 cloves of garlic, peeled
Generous wineglass of brandy
Half a glass of white wine
2 tablespoons garlic purée
4 tablespoons tomato paste
Large bunch of tarragon, leaves only
1 large egg
Pinch of salt and a generous grind of black pepper
2 tablespoon Worcs. sauce
Olive oil
Knob of butter
Method
This variation turned out quite liver-y; if this isn’t to your taste adjust the proportions of pork and liver. The leek and mushroom made a nice background, and the tarragon came through well. All round it is extremely more-ish, and has the seal of approval from the Rosie cat.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
[George Bernard Shaw]
Many parts of the UK have local council elections in a month’s time. Don’t think it matters? Well here’s a quick reminder why it does matter and why you should vote at every given opportunity.
If you fail to vote undesirables (what ever your value of “undesirable”) are more likely to get elected … and of course your voice can’t be heard.
Here’s another variation on the flat tart theme – alternatively it’s a variation on pizza as it uses a base of tomato sauce and cheese.
Cheese, Ham & Veggie Tart Thing
Serves: 4 as a main course, or 6-8 as a starter or finger food
For Quick Tomato Sauce
100g Double Concentrate Tomato Paste
2tbs Garlic Puree
1tbsp Worcs Sauce
1tbsp Olive Oil
½tsp Porcini Powder
Black Pepper
For the Topping
lots of grated Cheddar Cheese
4 or 5 Tomatoes, thickly sliced
1 large Shallot, or a small Red Onion, finely sliced
80g Ham, sliced into 1cm pieces
Vegetable topping of your choice**
bunch Fresh Herbs of your choice (optional)
freshly ground Black Pepper
For the Base
500g pack Puff Pastry
Milk to glaze
** I used a few spears of purple sprouting broccoli (‘cos that’s what I had to hand) but you could use asparagus, sliced pepper, mushrooms or whatever you choose. And then add olives, anchovies, capers if such is your predilection. If you want a veggie option, leave out the ham.
This is What You Do
Sorry, no photo because we ate it!
This year our Ten Things each month are words with particular endings. Clearly this won’t be all the words with the nominated ending, but a selection of the more interesting and/or unusual.
Ten Words ending with -z
Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to write a story in at most three sentences using all these words correctly. Post your attempt in the comments before the end of the month and there’s an e-drink for anyone who I consider succeeds.