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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Pig Cheeks in Cider

We discovered on Friday that our local Waitrose were selling Pig Cheeks. Yes, that’s meat and it is from the head of a pig, just like it says. Now I’ve vaguely taken in that they were fashionable amongst chefs and never having tried them I decide we should. Noreen took a little, but not a lot, of persuading. And then I realised they were ridiculously cheap — like £2.99 a kilo! Even cheap sausages cost more than this! So we bought a complete vacuum pack, which weighed just under 400gm and turned out to contain 7 cheeks. We have just eaten them, thus …

Pig Cheeks Casseroled in Cider

You will need:
2 or 3 Pig Cheeks per person
500ml bottle of dry Cider (more if you’re cooking more than about 8 cheeks)
1 large or 2 medium Onions, roughly chopped
As much Garlic as you like, roughly chopped
A few ripe Tomatoes, quartered (optional)
A few Mushrooms (optional)
Worcester Sauce
Plain Flour seasoned with salt, pepper and herbs
Salt, Black Pepper and Dried Herbs
Olive Oil

And this is what you do:

  1. Take a suitably sized casserole, cast iron is best as you can put it on the hob otherwise you’ll need a frying pan as well.
  2. Pre-heat the oven to about 180°C.
  3. Fry the onion and garlic in a little olive oil in the casserole (or frying pan).
  4. When the onion is beginning to go translucent, toss the pig cheeks in the seasoned flour and add to the casserole. Sear the meat on both sides.
  5. Add the tomatoes and mushrooms followed by about half the cider, pinch of salt, plenty of pepper, a big pinch or two of dried herbs and a good big dash of Worcester Sauce. Bring it all to boiling point.
  6. If using a frying pan, transfer the meat etc. to the casserole at this stage.
  7. Add the rest of the cider and (if on the hob) bring it to the simmer.
  8. Put the casserole in the oven and cook for about 90 minutes.
  9. Do not throw away any remaining seasoned flour, because …
  10. Just before the end of the cooking time decant into a small saucepan some of the liquid from the casserole (it will probably be quite thin) to make a gravy/sauce. Thicken this sauce with some of the remaining seasoned flour (a tablespoon or so will be enough) and cook gently for 5 minutes or so to cook the flour.

By now word will have got round the house because it smells so good.

I served mine with roughly mashed potato and parsnip, steamed sprout tops, apple sauce, gravy and a bottle of robust red wine (although obviously cider would be good too). The meat is just so tender it really does melt in the mouth.

And, no, I didn’t photograph it — you all know what casserole looks like!

Reasons to be Grateful 5

Experiment, week 5. This week’s five things which have made me happy or for which I’m grateful.

  1. Parakeets. Ring-Neck Parakeets to be precise. Not going to write more here as I posted about them earlier in the week.
  2. Pine Cones. I love pine cones; indeed I love pine trees. We always have a basket of pine cones by the fire over Christmas as part of the decorations. But even better … Some years ago I bought, in different years, a couple of mini-Christmas Trees in pots; one certainly came from M&S. After their Christmas duty they were planted out at the far end of the garden. Both are now well established, one being as high as the house; the other not far behind it. We were delighted this week, in clearing lots of overgrowth, to find that both have a good crop of pine cones. I think the trees are probably Norway Spruce as the cones look like those pictured.
  3. Small Potted Christmas Trees. Last year Waitrose sold small potted Christmas Trees (about 12-15 inches high, plus pot), complete with some decorations attached. I bought one, so now we have yet another to plant out when it’s bit bigger — we’re getting quite a little copse in our suburban garden, and the birds love it. I wondered if Waitrose would sell these small trees again this year and was thinking I’d not seen them; but on Friday there they were amongst the cut flowers. And not just with decorations, but also with a small set of battery driven LED lights. All for £14.99. A much better investment than something that’s hacked off at the ground as after its festive duty it can be planted out with the others — or kept potted and used again next year.
  4. Oxtail. We’ve not had oxtail in years, but Noreen bought some from our favourite butchers, Hiltons in Pinner, last week. It was casseroled. And our stomachs said it was good.
  5. Biscotti. I’ve been making batches of biscotti in the last few days. Yes, I like them, but I also like making them ‘cos they’re quick and easy. And they always seem to be appreciated as presents. My recipe is here.

Anti-Carol

Just for further amusement at this time of great mirth and sadness at the tills, here are two anti-carols, again stolen from friends on Facebook.

O Sing, choirs of children,
Sing in expectation,
Sing all ye shareholders of M&S.
Give to our Family, glory in the Mostest;
O come, let us spend Money,
O come, let us spend Money,
O come, let us spend Money,
Christ I’m Bored.

God rest ye Unitarians, let nothing you dismay,
Remember there’s no evidence there was a Christmas Day,
When Christ was born just is not known, no matter what men say.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angel song,
There could have been no wise men for the journey was too long,
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Much of our Christmas custom comes from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient middle east,
We know our so-called holiday is but a pagan feast.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Weekly Links

This week’s collection of items you may have missed but which, in the interests of public service, we didn’t.

First let’s get the boring bit out of the way. CERN’s Large Hadron Collider might have spotted the first glimpse of the elusive Higgs Boson. Maybe. Maybe not.

Talking of glimpses, how doctors die shows they have a different approach to their glimpse of the afterlife than the rest of us.

Which may be related to why we invented monsters (aka. dragons).

From something scary to something scary? Why peach fuzz makes it harder for parasites.

And if you’re male you can now be really scared. Apparently donating sperm can be scary. Seems like all in a day’s work for the average male to me. 😉

Of course then there are plastic carrier bags.

Everything you ever wanted to know (and more) about … shoelaces!

And finally just to prove that cat’s can’t think outside the box.

Happy Christmas, Everyone!

Amusing Meme

One of my Facebook contacts has posted a curious and amusing little meme. It may be an old one, but I’ve not seen it before. It goes like this …

  1. Your real name: Keith Marshall
  2. Your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal): Yellow Cat
  3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Cullingworth Ennismore
  4. Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 of middle name, first 2 of first, last 3 of last): Marcu Keall
  5. Superhero name (Colour of your shirt and first item to your right): Null Mouse
  6. Goth name (black and name of one of your pets): Black Harry

Well the last three work fairly well; I have reservations about the rest.

Anyone else dare to try this and post the results?

Almond Biscotti

I first posted this recipe at Christmas a couple of years ago, but I’m going to repeat it here as it’s a quick way to make someone a last minute Christmas present. Or to just treat yourself!

Biscotti (Italian for biscuit) are those nice little almond morsels one sometimes gets with coffee or with a dessert, especially in continental cafés. They’re dead easy and quick to make and much nicer than the commercial ones. I’ve just made two batches in 90 minutes and wrapped several presents in between times.

Almond Biscotti (makes 25-30)

Ingredients
2 large eggs
175g sugar
50g butter (preferably melted)
200g blanched or flaked almonds (preferably toasted)
250g plain white flour
30g ground almonds
1 teasp baking powder
pinch of salt
2 teasp vanilla essence
2 teasp almond essence

Method

  1. Blend together the eggs and sugar.
  2. Add all the other ingredients except the almonds and blend to make a sticky dough.
  3. Now add the almonds and mix them in.
  4. If you can be bothered let the dough rest in the fridge for an hour; I don’t bother.
  5. Cover a couple of baking sheets with baking parchment.
  6. Spread the mixture onto the baking sheets making a long shape about 6-8cm wide and 1cm thick. Don’t worry if it is uneven, no-one will even realise and they’re supposed to look “rustic”.
  7. Bake in a pre-heated oven at 175°C for 25 minutes. (If you have a fan assisted oven, use the fan.)
  8. Remove from the oven and allow to cool on the baking sheet for 10-15 minutes.
  9. Carefully remove the baking parchment and cut with a sharp knife into approx. 1cm slices. Angle the cuts to get the authentic look.
  10. Now return the slices to the baking sheet, with one cut side down, and re-bake at 175°C for 10-15 minutes.
  11. Cool and store in an airtight box.
  12. Serve with coffee or ice-cream desserts; or use as presents.

Notes

  1. You can use a food processor for all the mixing, it’s much quicker. But unless you have a large professional machine don’t double up the mixture.
  2. If using a food processor go gently when mixing in the almonds as you don’t want them smashed up — which happens to flaked almonds all too easily.
  3. I use flaked almonds because they are kinder to the teeth especially if you’re giving them to anyone elderly.
  4. Do not be tempted to over cook or you will get a hard result.
  5. The biscotti will be a bit soft after the first bake so you will need to cut them carefully with a very sharp knife.
  6. How long you make the second bake depends on how crunchy you like the end result. I find 10 minutes is enough: crunchy when cold but not too tough on the teeth.
  7. There are a number of variants on this: some add a small amount of instant coffee, or citrus rind. Or you can leave out the ground almonds (if so add just a small amount more flour), the vanilla essence or almond essence.
  8. For a really rich result you can part dip the biscotti in melted dark chocolate. Personally I think they are scrummy and rich enough without.
  9. The end slices, which may not be good as presents, could be used for that Christmas Day trifle.

Photo by me of the second batch I made this afternoon.

Quotes of the Week

This week’s ragbag of amusements masquerading a thoughtful quotes …

We need to have more Europe.
[German Chancellor Angela Merkel; BBC News, 8 December 2011]

Never has Europe been so necessary. Never has it been in so much danger. Never have so many countries wanted to join Europe. Never has the risk of a disintegration of Europe been so great. Europe is facing an extraordinarily dangerous situation.
[French President Nicolas Sarkosy; BBC News, 8 December 2011]

After which one is forced to agree with Shakespeare …

Hell is empty and all the Devils are here.

But then again …

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.
[George Scialabba]

So are Americans any better than us?

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
[John Steinbeck]

Guess it explains some differences in attitude though!

When I was born I was so surprised … I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
[Thoughts of Angel]

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures in them.
[Thoughts of Angel quoting George W Bush]

Which could also explain quite a lot especially when bearing in mind …

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion.
[Robert M Pirsig]

So there is only one solution …

Don’t worry, just breathe. If it’s meant to be, it will find its way.