Following on last week’s doggie theme …
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In which I Wonder about Local Politicians
North-West London NHS last year consulted on proposals to rationalise the delivery of A&E services in the hospitals in its area. One element of this is the closure of A&E at Ealing Hospital, close to where I live. This is unlikely to happen for at least three and probably five years.

Needless to say the majority of the local community are up in arms, assisted by some very cynical sound-bites from local politicians and campaigners who see this as a threat to the very existence of the hospital (which according to the consultation it isn’t). Indeed the local council have taken the whole matter to the courts and failed to get a judicial review of the consultation process. Currently a final decision is awaited from the Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Hunt; this is expected within days.
Following the refusal of the judicial review there was, last weekend, a rally to continue the voicing of protest. According to the reports this attracted a paltry 100 people — clearly the local rent-a-mob don’t like going out in the rain! At the rally Ealing Council Leader, Julian Bell, vowed to fight on and “chain ourselves to the gates before they roll the bulldozers in”.
Whether you agree with the proposals or not, this is just so pathetic. Not only does this portray Cllr Bell as a bad loser, has he actually thought this thing through?
By the time any bulldozers move in (and they should as the current hospital building is hardly fit for purpose) the proposals to which objections are being raised will have been implemented and the hospital will still be operational. According to, and as I understand, the plans the bulldozers would be clearing only a part of the present Ealing Hospital site to enable the building of a new, modern healthcare facility alongside the existing hospital. Only once the new facility takes over could the present building be closed.
So all Cllr Bell seems to be doing is delaying the implementation of improved healthcare for his constituents.
Is Cllr Bell really this stupid? Or is it me that’s missing something?
Pasta with Smoked Salmon & Broad Beans
Last evening I did yet another variation on my quick pasta recipe. This time with some smoked salmon and broad beans. It went like this:
Preparation: 10-15 minutes
Cooking time: 5 minutes
You will want:
- Pasta (variety of your choice)
- Smoked Salmon (at least 100gm per person; salmon pieces are fine)
- Broad Beans (I used 2-3 handfuls of frozen baby BB; you could substitute frozen peas as in the image above)
- 2-3 tomatoes (or some cherry tomatoes)
- Medium (preferably red) onion
- Garlic (quantity to taste)
- Juice and zest of a lemon
- Chopped parsley
- Black pepper
- Olive oil and/or butter
And this is what you do:
- First of all get the pasta and broad beans on to cook; you want them done in advance. When they are cooked take them off, drain them and keep warm.
- While the pasta and beans cook, roughly chop the onion, garlic, tomatoes and parsley. Cut the salmon into mailing label sized pieces. Zest and juice the lemon.
- Have the plates and the table ready.
- When the pasta and beans are ready you can start cooking the main dish which will take only a few minutes.
- Sauté the onion and garlic in some olive oil and/or butter (on a high heat) until the onion is just going translucent.
- Now add the chopped tomatoes and a good grind of black pepper; cook for a further minute or two.
- Before the tomatoes soften, add the beans and the lemon. Stir all together and keep cooking for a minute or so.
- Now add the smoked salmon, trying to stop the pieces sticking together, and again cook for a couple of minutes until the salmon is going pale.
- Now finally add the pasta and parsley and mix together gently. Cook again for a minute or two.
- Serve on warm plates, with optionally some parmesan, and a glass of white wine or champagne.
What a good, and easy, way to use up some left-over smoked salmon!
Quote: Quality
you can meet any other requirement.
Gerald M Weinberg
Not Already!!
Watching BBC Breakfast yesterday (22 October) I spotted my first Remembrance Day poppy if the year. It was being worn by some female, the head of one of our plethora of regulators, who was being given an easy ride of an interview.
This is obscenely early, given that Remembrance Day (11 November) isn’t for another three weeks.
But then, as I’ve said before, I sometimes think I’m the only person in the country who finds everything about Remembrance Day sick and obscene. I’m with novelist Evelyn Waugh who in his youthful diaries described Remembrance Day as
… a disgusting idea of artificial nonsense and sentimentality. If people have lost sons and fathers, they should think of them whenever the grass is green or Shaftesbury Avenue brightly lighted, not for two minutes on the anniversary of a disgraceful day of national hysteria.

And no, before you start, that doesn’t mean I’m unpatriotic or un-anything-else. It means I have no wish to glorify war and prefer to go forward rather than continually look backward — and believe the country would be a better place if everyone did this.
Remember: those who look backward get turned into pillars of salt.
You may have missed
Another instalment in our irregular series of items you may have missed. Let’s start, as usual, with the more nerdy stuff, but today with a cartoon …
An interesting cartoon form XKCD which shows the relative (angular) sizes of various celestial objects compared with ground-based ones.
Brooke Borel on all the possible uses for cadavers and why she wants her body cut up for science
Unlike our hunter-gatherer forebears we aren’t great insect eaters. Maybe we should be as they are surprisingly nutritious. Here are seven insects we may be eating in the future. I still think I want them cooked first.
So following on from faecal transplants, scientists are now beginning to make progress on putting a mix of faecal bacteria in a pill. I think I could swallow that.
Only slightly less worryingly, someone somewhere ate a dead shrew in the interests of science. Another curiosity from the IgNobel Awards.
The octopus is weird, surprisingly intelligent and mischievous. Wired investigates.
Another interesting piece, this from the New York Times, on why superstitions may make sense after all.
Christie Aschwanden writing in the Washington Post, looks at the problems with mammograms for all and why she has decided to opt out. Yep, this is the age-old problem with screening: it picks up far too many false positives and leads to over-treatment.
So why are pregnant women warned to stay clear of just about everything? Well there might be a risk, but we really don’t know.
Another Guardian piece this time suggesting that breastfeeding, and indeed the effects of motherhood on the normal (ie. any and every) female body, won’t be treated as normal until photographers and the media are much more open about showing photographs of the same. Yes, indeed, and the same goes for the rest of our bodies — male as well as female.
And let’s also be clear that motherhood is no rest cure. Here’s one guy who is upset that everyone thinks his stay-at-home-and-look-after-the-kids wife doesn’t do anything.
Now we’ll change track. The former railways minister Tom Harris (Labour, Glasgow South) wants the government to “invest in the daily hell of commuting, not HS2” which seems to make sense to me.

So from the ridiculous to the crazy … It’s a slightly old link but here’s a piece about the Codex Seraphinianus, a modern day Voynich Manuscript.
How and why do words become unusable and an investigation of auto-antonyms.
Have you ever wondered how cats see the world? Well scientists have been working it out. Here are some examples.
And finally bizarreness of the month. Fukushima Industries just made a very unfortunate branding choice. Surely has to be a candidate for a sporting mascot!? Enjoy!
Weekly Photograph
This week’s photograph is one I took about a year ago when we visited Norwich for the day. As at many cathedrals, at Norwich you get some interesting views of the tower/spire/crossing/etc. from the cloisters. There’s no special story with this photo, it’s just an image a rather like.

Norwich Cathedral Spire from the Cloister
Norwich; October 2012
Something for the Weekend
October Plenty
October Plenty 2013 is on Sunday 20th October starting at 12 noon on Bankside, Southwark outside Shakespeare’s Globe. (Yes, that’s in London!)
October Plenty is an Autumn harvest celebration held annually in Southwark. Beginning on the Bankside, by Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre, October Plenty mixes ancient seasonal customs and theatre with contemporary festivity, joining with historic Borough Market, Southwark and Borough Market’s Apple Day.

October Plenty is a collective celebration of the seasons, weather and food, in a public place, with access to everyone. The event is free, and happens whatever the weather.
There is loads more information about this event at www.thelionspart.co.uk/octoberplenty/. It looks as if it should be great fun; must see if I can get there.
Goats on the Roof
Saturday 19th October from 12 noon
Live goats graze the wildflower meadow on the roof of the Queen Elizabeth Hall, on London’s South Bank.
To mark the end of the season, and to help the wildflowers grow stronger next year, goats from Vauxhall City Farm will be nibbling away at the roof garden. Why? Because in the wild, animals would naturally keep wildflower meadows in good shape.
There will apparently be lots of other free activities during the afternoon, including seeds and plants from the roof garden being given away free, woodworking and refreshments.
So why not enjoy this opportunity to see a natural process played out in the urban jungle.
More details at www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/goat-grazing-fun-day-79295
Such a shame I can’t go. Goats eating a meadow on a London roof really should be something to have done/seen.
