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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Five Questions, Series 5

To start off the New Year I decided we would have another round of Five Questions.
As before they are a mix of difficult and slightly silly questions, although of course you can treat them all as serious, or all as silly, should you wish. And there’s no knowing what I shall do when I get to answer each!


So the five questions for series 5 are:

  1. What is time?
  2. Describe your fantasy girl. (Yes girls, you can answer this too!)
  3. Do stairs go up or down?
  4. Give me the story of your life in six words.
  5. Unicorns or magic carpet as your only form of transport? Why?

As in previous series, if you take them seriously I think they’re going to be deceptively tricky. I certainly don’t know exactly how I’m going to answer them all, although I have a few ideas up my sleeve.
But answer them I will; one at a time over the coming weeks; the first probably in about a week from now — so you (and I!) have some think time.
And as I’ve said before, if anyone has any more good questions, then please send them to me. I’d like to continue to do this two or three times a year so good, but potentially fun, questions are needed.
Watch this space!

Word: Grizzled

Grizzled
1. Partly grey or streaked with grey.
2. Having fur or hair streaked or tipped with grey.
Usage is now mostly restricted to descriptions of hair, although the name lives on in the names of some species, eg. Grizzled Skipper butterfly.


Surprisingly the first recorded English usage was as early as 1458. The word is possibly derived from the French grisellé, but the OED says this is lacking evidence.

Quotes

Another in our series of interesting, thought-provoking or humourous quotes recently encountered.
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss.
[Hamlet IV, v]
Self-confidence doesn’t consist of knowing for sure something will go well. It has more to do with relaxing with the certainty that you can handle uncertainty, even if that means some kind of failure.
[Mark Tyrell]
All the things that truly matter — beauty, love, creativity, joy, inner peace — arise from beyond the mind.
[Eckhart Tolle]
She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.
[Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park]
Books en masse are more than a library, they are a statement of identity.
[Mark Miodownik, Stuff Matters]
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
[Source unknown]
The wise man is one who knows what he does not know.
[Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching]
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
[Sir William Osler]
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it, and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
[Marcus Aurelius]
Amidst al the shoppinge and eatinge, remembir whatte the holidayes are trewely aboute: fightinge off the wolf who hath stolen the sun.
[Chaucer Doth Tweet, ‏@LeVostreGC on Twitter]
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
[Samuel Johnson, 1759]
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
[Soren Kierkegaard]
When nothing is done, nothing is left undone.
[Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching]

Your Interesting Links

Our catch-up of interesting articles you may have missed. Some of these are left over from Christmas. So, in no special order:
Rob Dunn on the evolution of the traditional Christmas mistletoe.


While we’re on mistletoe, here’s an piece which wonders about the actual purpose of kissing and why we do it.
Belgium’s Trappist beers are apparently under threat because the Trappist Brothers are dying off and the monasteries aren’t attracting enough new recruits.
The Bank of England is going to start issuing plastic banknotes in 2016. Why does it take so long? Why not 2014?
Ever thought your cat was up to no good? Not compared with these kleptomaniac cats. At least ours only steals contraband from within the house!
624Here’s a round-up of ten extraordinary sacred sites from around Britain.
We all know the feeling: time flies by faster as we get older. But why?
Here’s an American who is maybe the world’s most acclaimed nipple tattoo artist. No it probably isn’t quite what you think!
Ben Goldacre has written an interesting little foreword to the new Romney Hythe and Dymchurch Railway guidebook.
Just 11% of Americans admit to doing their shopping in the nude — well at least their online shopping! Knowing the prudishness of most Americans I’m surprised it is so high. But why wouldn’t you shop in the nude?
So how and just where in the body do we feel emotions. As always, scientists are investigating and it turns out to be rather interesting.
What did 16th century painter Michaelangelo have for lunch? Well now we know because one of his illustrated shopping lists has been found.
Back to America. Who actually did discover America? It seems to be becoming less and less certain. History Today muddies the waters still further.

In another piece from History Today Stephen Cooper takes us to task for having a negative view of the Medieval Period and wants us to stop using “medieval” as a pejorative.
One doesn’t think of great authors like George Orwell being domestically inclined, but here are a couple of typescript pages from Orwell’s 1945 essay “British Food” which has recipes for Plum Cake and Christmas Pudding.
And finally, on a less wholesome note, here’s the annual survey of what Americans got stuck in the bodily orifices last year. I do worry about the mental age of most Americans!

Book Review

Mark Miodownik
Stuff Matters: The Strange Stories of the Marvellous Materials that Shape Our Man-Made World
(Viking; 2013)
This was one of the recent crop of accessible science books which I wanted to read. From the reviews it sounded amazingly interesting. And yes, it was interesting but for me not amazingly so.
Sure, I learnt a lot. I didn’t know about how concrete works, nor about stainless steel or porcelain, and certainly not about aerogel.
But nevertheless I found the book rather unsatisfying. I’m not sure if this is Miodownik’s rather bland style or whether it is because the content is pitched too low for me. Maybe both. I could certainly have taken more technical detail, but then I guess I’m not the prime target audience. And I wanted far more in the way of explanatory diagrams.
On top of that I didn’t find the book a pleasant object. Not downright nasty but unsatisfying. There is lots of text on poor-feeling paper. The few illustrations are equally poor and all in black & white. The linking photograph, around which Miodownik hangs the text, is unintelligible because too small, lacking in contrast and in detail. I wanted better paper, better and more illustrations and diagrams, and for them to be in colour.
All of which is a shame as the book should, and could, have been so much more enjoyable and so much more memorable. The content, which in isolation is interesting, deserved better.
Overall Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Royal Institution Christmas Lectures

I watched, as I always do, this year’s Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (BBC4, 28,29,30 December), given by Dr Alison Woollard under the title “Life Fantastic: Am I a Mutant?”. They were essentially about (human) developmental biology.
Lecture 1. Revealed how the transformation from a single cell into a walking, talking, multi-trillion-celled organism we call the human body takes place.
Lecture 2. Looked at how diversity in the natural world has come from genetic mutation, explored how species adapt and change to survive and at the evolutionary theories of Charles Darwin.
Lecture 3. There’s one certainty in life: death. Every living thing eventually dies. But why? How do cells know when to stop living? What happens when they age? And are there ways of halting that process?


RI Auditorium: Christmas Lectures 2010

Now I know I’m a scientist and way above the experience level of the target audience (young teenagers), but I am not an expert on cell biology so I should be able to learn things. But I didn’t. And I found the series dull and pedestrian (although better as it went on) — which has been a feature of the RI lectures in recent years.
This is partly down to the lecturers. I found Woollard’s style wooden and lifeless, especially in the first lecture; for someone who professes to be excited by what she was talking about there was little or no trace in the delivery. It was almost lecturing by sound-bite. And she was easily upstaged at the end of the first lecture by Prof. Sir Paul Nurse, who frankly should have been giving these lectures as he is clearly a natural communicator.
But the pedestrian nature of the lectures is also in part down to the way they have been dumbed down over recent years. Years ago there were six lectures in the series and the audience were expected to crane their necks to understand, but at the same time they were taken on a much better explained journey — logical step by logical step — with lots of practical demonstrations and models. In recent years the lectures have been commercialised, gradually reduced in number to the present three and made bland. The audience are now spoon fed a series of facts in vaguely connected steps with little useful explanation or demonstration of how one gets from A to C. Clearly the kids are not expected to be able to follow logic, understand demonstrations or have to crane their necks to understand. And I feel damn sure many don’t understand and can’t follow what’s going on.
Let me give a trivial example. At the start of lecture one Woollard bombarded the auditorium with 200,000 pieces of confetti, which scarcely created a carpet, and compared this with the 40 trillion cells in the human body. OK, as Woollard said, to create that number would take 6 years at the rate of 200K/second. I find this a useless comparison because it relates to nothing tangible — who can really envisage what 6 years is like? Wouldn’t it be better to point out that if this is 200K pieces then 40 trillion would fill the auditorium (how many times over?) and that the 200K wouldn’t even be enough cells to make your little finger? This can be related to things the audience can see and relate to. Isn’t that a more easily understood, because more tangible, comparison? It is really hard, even for me, to relate to the sheer scale of 40 trillion!

Christmas Lectures 2013

OK I understand in part why this dumbing down has happened. There is a level of scaredness that something might go wrong with a demonstration and someone get hurt. Has this ever happened during the lectures? I very much doubt it.
There is also the question of cost. These lectures are not cheap to stage. Apart from taking the lecturer away from their day job for an extended period to prepare, there is the cost of building and acquiring all the demonstrations as well as the several technicians that are required to do it. We are talking about a cost well into five, probably six, and maybe even seven figures. That money has to come from somewhere which is why the lectures have been commercialised through sponsorship and reduced in number.
In my view this dumbing down has to change if we really are going to inspire the next generation of scientists. I have no problem with funding these lectures, at least in part, through sponsorship; given the cost that is sensible as long as the sponsor isn’t calling the tune. But wouldn’t it be a great idea if the Department of Education contributed the equivalent of a couple of headmasters’ salaries each year? — a flea-bite in the overall education budget, but surely a significant contribution to bringing on the next generation of scientists. If this happened we could go back, as I believe we should, to a series of six lectures, with really inspirational lecturers who are also great communicators, and proper “wow, so that’s how it works!” demonstrations.
I’m thinking of the great lectures of some years ago: eg. Prof. Eric Laithwaite (engineering, 1966 & 1974) and David Attenborough (animal communication, 1973). Who do we have now to come up to their standard? Well let’s start with Prof. Sir Paul Nurse, Prof. Steve Jones, Prof. Alice Roberts. We need inspirational lecturers; recent years have seen too many who really aren’t.
But I seem to be in a minority of one. From what I see on Twitter, and elsewhere, the modern generation of young scientists lap up these lectures and think they’re brilliant. Maybe they are if you’ve been brought up on yoghurt and fish fingers. I believe that kids need to be brought up on something more substantial; you build robust adults by feeding them roast beef and proper vegetables. The same is true of scientists.

2013 In Review à la mode d'ici

We present our round-up of some of the curiosities which have come our way during the last year.
eBay Auction Item of the Year
Medieval Victorian Piano at Ingatestone Hall Essex Postcard
Excellent Name of the Year is awarded jointly to:
Roger Kneebone, Professor of Surgical Education, Imperial College, London
Daniel Shittu, Millwall footballer
Meaningless Neologism of the Year
Innovation ideation process. Thanks to Sue for that one.
Book Titles of the Year
Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop by Reginald Bakeley (Bookseller / Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title, 2013)
How Tea Cosies Changed the World by Loani Prior
Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers (1994) (Bookseller / Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title, 1996)
Practical Skunk Raising by William Edwin Pratt (1915)
You can find them all on Amazon UK.
Academic Paper of the Year is awarded jointly to:
“An In-Depth Analysis of a Piece of Shit: Distribution of Schistosoma mansoni and Hookworm Eggs in Human Stool”; Stefanie J Krauth et al.; PLOS Neglected Tropical Diseases; December 2012
“Toilet Hygiene in the Classical Era”; Phillippe Charlier et al.; BMJ; December 2012
TV Programme of the Year
Nothing has yet beaten last year’s winner: Pointless Celebrities (BBC1)
Online Video of the Year
The reaction to my vaginal knitting shows society is still telling a woman what to do with her body; Independent; 17 December 2013
Headlines of the Year
Hotel offers goldfish for lonely guests; Daily Telegraph, 11 April 2013
n exciting new chapter in the life of suave Tony Blair (sic); Daily Telegraph; 10 February 2013
Penis enlargement ad banned after ‘inadequacy’ complaint; Daily Telegraph; 19 February 2013
David Cameron leaves us with a ‘Tantric’ time bomb; Daily Telegraph; 26 January 2013
Is it a Mop Handle or a Penis?; Court News UK