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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

Oddity of the Week: Penguin

Penguin eggs were relished by the Vicomte de Mauduit:

Penguin eggs: greenish white … about the size of a turkey’s, should be eaten hard-boiled, cold with a salad. To hard-boil them takes about three-quarters of an hour; when shelled, the whites appear like pale green jelly … they are as delicious to the taste as they are attractive to the eye.
[The Vicomte in the Kitchen; 1933]


Penguin meat itself was served up by John Thompson, cook on Captain Cook’s first expedition to the Southern Ocean (1768-71); Cook described the flesh as “reminiscent of bullock’s liver”.

Your Interesting Links

Anther catch-up on items you may have missed.
If you were a medieval, what would you have called your dog or cat? No probably not Beyoncé!
Apparently dogs are sensitive to small variations of the Earth’s magnetic field. So sensitive apparently that they tend to prefer to shit in a N-S direction.


How do you get primary school kids interested in science? Grow the bugs they’re carrying around in their lunch boxes and on teacher’s shoes. Brilliant piece of science engagement from Rob Dunn’s group!
Feed a Cold and Starve a Fever. So we’ve always been told. Not so much, apparently.
The UK government are suggesting cutting down ancient woodlands to build new houses as long as the developers plant 100 trees for every one cut down. Who thought of this stupidity? The biodiversity of ancient woodland is not the same as any number of saplings. Gawdelpus.
So why was Tutankhamun mummified with an erection?
Following on from our link last time to George Orwell on British food, here he is on making tea.
So piranhas will destroy you at the slightest provocation. Well actually no, they won’t.
Christmas food is always tastier than food usually is. Is it? Or is it our perception? Why?
Making New Year’s resolutions is almost a guarantee of failure. So why do we do it, and why do they fail so often.
So just don’t tell other people how they should think. Right!?
OK, so open plan offices are inefficient and irritating. What kept you guys? We knew this 40 years ago!
So what price David Cameron’s great porn firewall now?
The globe is losing ice. But emerging from the wreckage there is a plethora of archaeology.
So 2,300 years ago the ancient Chinese had a decimal ready reckoner. Is there anything they didn’t invent two millennia before us?
Just ignore it, it might go away. How we are almost completely blind to the fact that we’ve actually not solved any of our catastrophic problems. Well actually, I’m not blind to them but politicians etc. are and it’s they who matter in this.
Allergic to eggs? Why not try ice-cream made with blood instead? What do you mean “Yeuch!”? It’s only black pudding!
So why does it go quiet when there’s snow falling? No, it seems absorption isn’t the answer.
How long does it take you to get a crab out of a jar? Here’s an octopus that can do it in under a minute! It takes me that long to read the “best before” date.

And on playing animals, the crow family are the champions of the avian world, and maybe up there with primates. Cunning, devious and fun-loving. What’s not to like?
And finally, wow! Have a peek inside the world’s largest cave, Son Doong Cave in Vietnam. Stunning!

Weekly Photograph

This week I think it’s about time we had another round of pussy porn. So here are a few more recent shots of Tilly, who has now grown into a lovely small cat.
First up, here she is guarding my desk over Christmas to ensure that no work is done.

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Desk Guard
Desk Guard
December 2013, Greenford

And now two from this weekend. While enjoying a patch of sunshine on my desk (I swear that cats are solar powered!) Tilly decide it was time for a wash and brush up.
You Wanted Me for Something?
You Wanted Me for Something?
January 2014, Greenford
My these paws do taste good!
My these paws do taste good!
January 2014, Greenford

You would never think from these demure poses that she was an absolute little varmint! She’ll take almost anything she can carry as contraband to spear around the house; she specialises in pieces of paper, socks and her fish supper.

Five Questions, Series 5 #1

OK, so here we go with an answer to the first of the Five Questions in Series 5 that I posed about a week ago.


Question 1: What is time?
Well from a technical, scientific, point of view if I knew the answer I would have a Nobel Prize. Yes, this is one of the most intransigent, but most important, questions in the whole of physics. The answer is critically inter-related with our understanding of the whole of cosmology and the structure of the universe. If we knew exactly what time was, and why it appears to move only in one direction, we would likely have a theory of everything. Yes, scientifically it is that important. But despite the best efforts of the best brains in theoretical physics, we basically have very few clues.
At a more prosaic level there are all sorts of constructs around what time is. One of the best that I can come up with is that it is an artificial construct for distinguishing past, present and future in a vaguely, but also artificially, quantum way.
At an everyday level we divide time into years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds. All are essentially artificial, although years, months and days do have a more or less tight relationship with astronomical events. But weeks, hours, minutes and seconds are essentially arbitrary and historic divisions of time. Why are there 24 hours in a day, and not 10, 20, 25 or 100? And one can ask a similar question of weeks, minutes and seconds.
And essentially, non-scientifically, we treat these divisions of time in a quantum-ish sort of way. Either a second has passed or it hasn’t. Although we know that these time divisions are not really quantised at all. If they were we would never be able to time the 100m dash in the way we do.
That doesn’t mean that time cannot be quantised. Physicists think it may well be quantised, but at a much finer level that we can currently measure, ie. with quanta smaller than 10-15 seconds.
But time is even stranger than that. Scientists tell us that time ticks along at an absolutely constant rate, which is what our clocks tell us. But maybe this is only because scientists have defined it that way? And so our measuring systems reflect that.
At a very personal level we know that time does not progress linearly. Some mornings we get up, shower, dress, breakfast and are ready to leave for work at 7.30. Other days we do exactly the same only to find that it’s 8.00 and we’re half an hour late. We’ve all experienced this. We know intuitively that time does not pass at a constant rate.
How can this be? We don’t know. Some think this is a function of the way our brains work. But is it not at least possible — though scientists will deny this — that time really is non-linear and somehow these imperfections are embedded deep in the underlying structure of the cosmos? Well who knows? But quantum effects have found equally strange and unexpected effects.
So then, what is time? Well only God (who or whatever he or she may or may not be) knows. And she’s not telling us!
I’ll leave you with a couple of thoughts from greater luminaries than me:

Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90 … time is a concept that humans created.
[Yoko Ono]

To us, the moment 8:17 AM means something — something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance — did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time.
[Aldous Huxley]

Birthday Gin

Hic! One of my birthday presents was a bottle of Hammer & Sons “Old English Gin“. It comes in a recycled green bottle, with a cork and wax seal.
ginSo of course I had to try it at lunchtime. It is rather nice. I recommend it!
This Old English Gin is made from a 1783 recipe, distilling eleven botanicals in Angela, the oldest pot still being used in England today. Despite the number of botanicals used there is a distinct juniper flavour, which I like. (The juniper flavour seems contrary to the current fashion in gin making where the final product appears not to have even seen any juniper — that’s just not gin in my book, more like funny flavoured vodka!)
I spotted this gin on the British Library shop website (of all the unlikely places!) but it seems to be rather more widely available than I had expected. Good grief, it’s even available on Amazon! OK it isn’t cheap, but it is strong (44% ABV) and it is good.
Yes, this is a strong, refreshing gin. In fact it is so good it almost seems a shame to add anything to it, even tonic water. It is definitely too good for making cocktails or using the enhance the curry. Drink it strong with not much tonic, so that the botanicals get a chance to show through.
This could well become one of my most favourite gins, along with Adnams Copper House gin.
Overall Rating: ★★★★★

Ten Things #1

BA4623Here beginneth a new monthly series. My idea is that on the tenth of each month I will post a list of 10 things. They may be things I like; things about me; fun things; stupid things; or just random things like ships’ names or types of cauliflower. Who knows until we get there!? It’s just a bit of fun. I’m going to start semi-seriously with …
10 things I want to do in 2014:

  1. Sleep
  2. Eat well
  3. Relax more
  4. Be more active
  5. Be miserly
  6. Keep breathing
  7. Meditation
  8. Have a holiday
  9. Take more photographs
     
  10. And finally what could be better than …

  11. Drink more champagne

Oddity of the Week: Sheep Walking

OK, guys and gals, here’s another silly little regular (I hope) series to pique your interest in the middle of the week: Oddity of the Week.
There are just so many odd, curious and amusing facts out there. And they just cry out to be shared. Like everything here some will be serious; some will be amusing; and some will just be terminally out of their tree. It all depends how I feel at the time.
Let’s start with one of those real curiosities of English Law, and in this case a modern one:
Sheep-Walking.
On 10 December 2003 the then Under Secretary of State at the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Ben Bradshaw MP, provided a Commons written answer to confirm that taking one’s pet sheep for a walk does not require a licence. However, walking one’s pet pig does: a regulation introduced in 1995 to reduce the risk of spreading disease.

Book Review

Alice Roberts
Evolution: The Human Story

(Dorling Kindersey, 2011)
This is another of the book I have long wanted to read and which I was given for Christmas. And I was not disappointed.
As one would expect from Dorling Kindersley this is a sumptuously produced book with a very large number of outstanding photographs and illustrations. And it is a large, and heavy, coffee table sized volume, so not ideal for reading in bed.
But do not be decieved by this, or the Dorling Kindersley imprint. Evolution is a serious book documenting the story of our development from the earliest known hominins of some 7 million years ago to the present. It is very much aimed at the interested layman, although I would think that teenagers interested in archaeology, palaeontology or anthropology (or indeed just biological science in general) would also find it absolutely fascinating and useful.
The text, which although maybe a little on the sparse side for me, presents the prevailing scientific understanding in proper, but intelligible, detail — and it clearly highlights and explains where there are conflicting hypotheses. All of this is just as one would expect from Prof. Alice Roberts who is one of the current generation of outstanding British scientists and science communicators.
The book is divided into five sections: Understanding Our Past, Primates, Hominins, Out of Africa, From Hunters to Farmers. Each of the sections has been created by a specialist in the field and collated by Alice Roberts who wrote the Out of Africa section.
The middle section, Hominins, occupies almost half of the 260 pages. In doing so it presents several double page spreads on each of the 20 or so major species along the route from early hominins to us. Each of these mini sections tells the story of the species, how it was discovered, what characterises it and ends with a double page spread of photographs of a reconstructed head showing what the species might have looked like and highlighting the characterising features.
These reconstructions were done by the immensely knowledgeable and talented Dutch brothers Adrie and Alfons Kennis. These reconstructions really are truly stunning and must have taken a great deal of time and cost thousands. They alone are worth the cost of the book!
Having said all that, this is not a book to be read from cover to cover, and indeed I have so far skimmed it quite quickly stopping here and there to read in detail. Although readers will want to look through the whole book to understand its compass, it is really something to be dipped into repeatedly, reading small sections as the interest arises. And it is something I shall indeed be returning to time and again.
Along with Alice Roberts’ earlier The Incredible Human Journey, this is for me one of the outstanding science books of recent years.
Overall Rating: ★★★★★

Weekly Photograph

Our photograph this week is of the nave roof of Chipping Norton Church, taken with an ultra-wide angle (fisheye) lens.
There’s apparently been a church here since before 1066 and the current church dates from the 12th century. Like many churches in East Anglia and the West Country it was built on the proceeds of wool. The current structure is though to have been built by the same “architect” who built Eton College chapel. But of course it has been much altered over the years and completely wrecked by the Victorians. That bright, light, open clerestory is quite something though.

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Church Roof
Church Roof
Chipping Norton, September 2011

Chipping Norton is definitely on the list of places to go back to this year. Noreen has ancestors, from Chipping Norton, indeed they were stonemasons who probably worked on the church and her ggg-grandfather (as I recall) is buried outside the church door. I too have have now found I have ancestors from only a handful of miles away.