This week, Spring Crocuses from our garden a few days ago …

Crocuses I
Greenford; March 2015
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Earlier this week I bought a small, cheap Qanliiy telescope which as one might guess was made in China. The three images which follow are the sum total of the English section of the instruction manual. Please enjoy meaning you out work.



In March 2013 the Law Commission’s Statute Law Repeals team put together a document summarising the answers to some of the queries that they regularly receive about
alleged old laws. (Find the full document here.) While most of the curiosities documented have no basis in the law as it currently stands, some do, including:
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. This dates back to the 1313 Statute Forbidding Bearing of Armour.
Under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 (which had force well beyond the London Metropolitan area) the following are illegal:
– carrying a plank along the pavement
– firing a cannon within 300 years of a dwelling house
– beating or shaking any rug or carpet in the street (although shaking a doormat is OK before 8am).
Under the Metropolitan Streets Act 1867 it is illegal to drive cows down the roadway without the permission of the Commissioner of Police.
And under the the Licensing Act 1872, it is an offence to be drunk in charge of a carriage, horse, cow or steam engine, or whilst in possession of a loaded firearm.
From: Legal Curiosities: Fact or Fable?
A few days ago my father, were he still alive, would have been 95. So I thought we might highlight a few of the momentous events which happened during his lifetime (1920-2006).
10 Things which Happened in My Father’s lifetime
World War II, and all that it implies (1939-45)And that list really does only scratch the surface!
Another round of pointers to articles you probably missed the first time …
According to Dan Vergano at BuzzFeed Mars Missions Are A Scam, as I have always suspected. He lays out the opinions of many scientists that, despite claims by NASA and various private outfits, we have neither the know-how nor the funding to send people to the Red Planet.
Also on things celestial, did you know that Earth has a second moon, with a crazy orbit, and that we didn’t know about it until recently.

Tarantism
1. A hysterical malady, characterized by an extreme impulse to dance, which prevailed in parts of Italy from the 15th to the 17th century, popularly attributed to the bite of the tarantula. The dancing was sometimes held to be a symptom or consequence of the malady, sometimes practised to cure it.
2. Overcoming melancholy by dancing; the uncontrollable urge to dance.