
Something for the Weekend


The Mangalica (or Mangalitsa) is a Hungarian breed of domestic pig. It was developed in the mid-19th century by cross-breeding Hungarian breeds from Szalonta and Bakony with the Serbian Šumadija breed.
This week’s photograph is for Sue … One very mucky small terrier seen a couple of weeks ago on York station. Heaven knows where it had been as it wasn’t exactly a wet day.

Flocculate
1. (v) To cause individual particles suspended in a liquid to aggregate into small clumps or cloudy masses which often remain for some time suspended in the liquid rather than falling quickly to the bottom. (See diagram below.)
2. (n) The masses resulting from such flocculation.
Guys, can we get this one straight once and for all?
Barack Obama is a human being.
As such he is entitled to an opinion on anything and everything.
Moreover he is entitled to express that opinion.
Whether you like this or not is irrelevant.
End of.
NHS in £2.4bn funding boost for GP services in England says the BBC News headline.
So OK, our hard-pressed GPs are going to get a funding increase over the next four years which will pay for 5000 more GPs and the same number of other GP practice clinicians (nurses, pharmacists etc.). There will also be:
– a relaxation of rules to make it easier to renovate premises or build new ones
– a public campaign to encourage junior doctors to become GPs
– the recruitment of 500 doctors from abroad to boost numbers.
While any extra help for GPs is to be welcomed, this does beg lots of questions, including:
So yes, good, but …
Back in October 2015 Vice Media located a few of the most dedicated collectors of those AOL giveaway CDs from the Internet’s dial-up years.
OK, boys and girls, here’s the latest instalment of strangeness from out local auction house. Their latest sale isn’t large but generally surpasses itself in the quantity of truly hideous ceramics. But it does also contain a few lots to delight the lovers of oddity — both in terms of what people sell and what gets put together to make a lot. So, inter alia, and copied straight from the online catalogue, we have …
Two miniature Japanese carved flowers each opening to reveal an erotic scene.
A Japanese ivory carved figure of a fisherman holding a fish with a buoy [sic] on his shoulders.
[Which I think is actually rather splendid.]
A 19th century ‘Acme’ — Henry Pear B polished brass and steel high quality padlock by E. Cotterill & co and a Birmingham with high quality multi lever key.
A Stationmasters substantial nickel-cased pocket watch, the enamelled dial painted M M & Co within a rare electrified leather covered case with original improved ever-ready dried battery number 12.
[I never knew you could get electrified leather.]
An Indian ivory vintage tusk carved with figures and animals amongst trees styled as a desk light on a wooden base.
[Trees as desk lights — an interesting idea.]
A shelf of wooden metal ware [sic] to include a pair of 19th century adjustable metal hearth stands, a cast iron trivet, an Antinomy [sic] box decorated with a dragon, various vintage cooking wares to include butter pats, pastry rollers, juice squeezers and a treen stacking spice box, Soda siphon with sparklets, a wooden bowl containing decorative eggs, brass candlesticks, two boxed scrolls dated 10th June 1958 for ‘The Gala performance’ at The Royal Opera House attended by The Queen, etc.
A pair of 19th century brass figural candlesticks of girls carrying food on top of bats.
Two Capodimonte figurines — Tramp on Bench and Sunday Mornings with certificates.
[Something else I never knew: Sunday mornings come with certificates. Clearly my education is sorely lacking.]
A collection of decorative silver plate and glass table items to include sectioned dishes, jam dishes, hors d’oeuvres dish on stand, a large silver plated tray, a pair of pressed glass decanters and stoppers, two novelty teapots — one figured as a police man and the second by Wade ‘Cat on a dustbin’, Stella Artois Cidre decanter.
A pair of 19th century flat pack [sic] figurines of a Highland couple on a heathland and a large 1930s figurine of a Stag.
A Jerry’s cocktail shaker in the form of a penguin.
A large quantity of items including a basket of china plates, figures including Branxam china polar bears, beaded wall lights, a large glass paperweight, a Watson & Sons electric medical machine, a quantity of Victorian irons, some for holding coal, a quantity of cameras, other items such as Carl Zeiss Jena binoculars and an Ambassador movie camera, a quantity of dentists implements including those to extract teeth, an 8mm movie projector by Bell and Howell, a large set of Mellins food vintage scales with weights and wicker basket, and Hoover ‘It beats’ vacuum cleaner and a cased canon camera.
An interesting stone axe head, probably basalt, bearing old label inscribed “Samoa”, together with a vintage Chinese pewter cylindrical jar with cover, engraved with floral panels, and a similar small spittoon.
An antique native primitive bow of natural branch form with gut bow-string, and two quivers, one in bamboo with plain leather binding, the other in decorated leather, each containing bamboo arrows with barbed iron heads.
And then there is a collection, over six lots, of stuffed birds …
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century barn owl on rocky base in wooden case.
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century Peregrine falcon by H N Pashley, Cley Next the Sea Norfolk in glazed wooden case
Taxidermy: a turn-of-the-century juvenile gannet and another of a fully grown gannet both on bases.

Here’s our monthly round up of interesting, inspiring or amusing quotes encountered in the last few weeks. In no special order …
… one of the great mantras of our times, that anything bad that happens to us must be somebody else’s fault. It cannot be us who are to blame …
[Christopher Snowdon at Spectator Health]
No cookbook can cure the fact that we are meat rotting from the inside, unable to recapture the fading glow of youth.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
[Mark Twain]
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
[President Kennedy]
As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron.
[HL Mencken]
I don’t think people realise how the establishment became established. It simply stole the land and property off the poor, surrounded themselves with weak minded sycophants for protection, gave themselves titles and have been wielding power ever since.
[Tony Benn]
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
[HL Mencken]
Brexit is like the English civil war, when families and friends found themselves split between King and parliament. Other historical divides — as over the reformation, the corn laws or Irish home rule — tended to cohere round religion or self-interest.
[Simon Jenkins; Guardian; 31 March 2016]
Political psychologists increasingly dismiss reason as having any role in electoral decision … Thus Brexit. It is declining into a sort of primitivism, a debate over what is inherently unknown. Argument is hijacked by hobgoblins.
[Simon Jenkins; Guardian; 31 March 2016]
Battle not with voles, lest ye become a vole; for if you gaze into the burrow, the burrow gazes back into you.
Dogs are for people who need to be worshiped as gods. Cats are for people who are strong enough to put up with gods standing on their chests at 5:00 AM and demanding a sacrifice.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
[Groucho Marx]
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don’t want to.
[Richard Branson]
Machiavelli defines the central thrust of human nature as ambition, the drive for power bringing with it wealth and corruption.
[Sarah Dunant; BBC News Magazine]
Being a little weird is just a natural side-effect of being awesome.
[Sue Fitzmaurice]
More next month.