Ten Things

As this time last year, this month’s “ten things” list is suitably topical.
Regular readers will recall that I don’t do new year resolutions. In general, especially the way we do them, I think new year resolutions just set you up to fail: we always try to eat the elephant in one go. I’m going to go to the gym every day is unrealistic; but going once or twice a week (which would be a good start) is perhaps achievable. And so on.
I also don’t believe in mortification of the flesh and making myself do things which I don’t enjoy. We’re always told to do things like yoga, listen to music, or drink tea as great stress busters — they’re fine if they work for you and you enjoy them. But there is one much, much better way to manage your stress: If you don’t enjoy it, don’t do it. And that applies, in triplicate, to new year resolutions!
Nevertheless here is a list of 10 things I am going to try to do in 2016, in no special order:

  1. Keep breathing
  2. Go somewhere/do something I’ve not done before
  3. Be drawn/painted/photographed nude by someone other than family
  4. Visit the Horniman Museum
  5. Try to visit these four exhibitions:
    Samuel Pepys: Plague, Fire, Revolution (National Maritime Museum)
    Alexander Calder: Performing Sculpture (Tate Modern)
    Scholar, Courtier, Magician: The Lost Library of John Dee (RCP)
    Bagpuss, Noggin the Nog & Clangers (V&A Museum of Childhood)
  6. Attend the Anthony Powell Conference in York
  7. Visit at least one steam railway
  8. Keep drinking more champagne
  9. Get paid my state pension
  10. Take more photographs than last year

The eagle-eyed will see that some of these are things I failed (or indeed succeeded) at last year. And, of course, some are going to be a lot harder than others, so it remains to be seen how successful I shall be, but we’ll give it a go and not be majorly disappointed if we fail.