Quite by accident while undertaking completely different research I happened upon this on Amazon UK earlier today … the Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit …
In case it isn’t obvious (why would it be?) the kit is said to comprise: fluffing brush, mirror, medallion, styling shears and the luxury case.
I can’t conceive why I would possibly want one and I must admit to having a good snigger. After which I’m left with just one question: Why?
Why? The interests of commerce presumably. What do you buy the man who has everything?