Ten Things #5

OK, so here’s my May list of ten things. This month …
10 Quotes I Like:

  1. It’ll pass, Sir, like other days in the Army.
    [Anthony Powell]

  2. The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
    [Flannery O’Connor]

  3. Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you’ll meet in your dreams.

  4. If we don’t change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are going.
    [Chinese Proverb]

  5. Every harlot was a virgin once.
    [William Blake, Innocence]

  6. Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
    [Soren Kierkegaard]

  7. The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.
    [Truman Capote]

  8. Life is a disease; sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

  9. Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
    [GK Chesterton]

  10. Granny grasped her broomstick purposefully. “Million-to-one chances,” she said, “crop up nine times out of ten.”
    [Terry Pratchett; Equal Rites]