Seven Haiku Words of Me

Now here’s a little challenge for you!

Some while ago I came across someone suggesting we should describe ourselves in seven words.

Hmmm … I wrote down a list of almost 30 without trying – and they were just the polite ones!

Then I thought it should be made more interesting (translate: difficult). Hence was born …

Describe yourself in exactly seven words,
written as a (correctly formulated) haiku.

Here are my first two efforts:

Spectacled obese
Deaf diabetic depressive
Grey geriatric.
Deaf geriatric
Grey liberal scientist.
Devil’s advocate.

It isn’t easy. I tried to find some more last evening and got no further.

What can you do? Please share your haiku seven word descriptions in the comments.