ChatGPT writes Haiku

I’ve just had some fun with the ChatGPT OpenAI’s conversational research model. I asked it to write me some haikus on various topics, viz:


1. A parrot and a squirrel?

Bright parrot soars high,
Squirrel chatters on a branch,
Nature’s symphony.


2. Anthony Powell and a gondolier?

Anthony Powell,
In Venice, a gondolier
Glides through canals.


3. Being nude and mental health?

Naked, unclothed soul,
Mental peace found in bare skin,
Healing in nature.


4. Two magpies I saw tweaking a cat’s tail.

Two magpies tease cat,
Twitching its tail with delight,
Nature’s game to play.


5. The owl and the pussycat.

Owl and the pussycat,
Sailing the ocean blue,
Love knows no bounds, they do.


6. The full moon and Noreen, my wife of over 40 years …

Full moon lights the night,
Noreen, my love, shines bright,
Forty years of bliss.


How is this last one just so embarrassing?

I think these are really good, and certainly better than I could do. I’m sure I shall return to this!