The Village – A Story in Eight Pieces
IV. The Village Stores
A-2-Z Stores serves every and each,
Selling Bananas and Butter and Bleach.
Cheese just so special; Charcoal for the grill;
Detergent’s essential; Daffs for the thrill.
Ed sells no cake, nor bread, meat or fish
Frozen excepted, and Fruit for the dish.
The Fruit Gums are tasty; the kiddies they please,
And so is the Honey, from Freddie’s good bees.
There’s flavoursome Ice Cream, local and good,
With extra pink Jelly for trifle or pud.
The Kale it is rough, only good for the sheep;
Loo paper’s essential, and Ed sells it cheap.
There’s Milk and there’s Mops and even some Macs,
While the Nails and the Screws are in little packs.
There’s Olives and Oils, mostly pressed out of seeds,
And the little Post Office will serve all your needs.
There’s seldom a Queue, it never tops four,
There’s Rice as a staple for puddings and more.
Sandpaper, Sugar, and Seeds for our patch,
Plus trays of the Toffee Jill makes by the batch.
Greasy an Unction for toenails ingrown,
And varietal Veggies, most locally grown.
You need a new permit to fish by the Weir,
And Xmas is coming, no glitter this year.
Live are the Yoghurt, and Yeast, but more yet,
Zee are the last things we mustn’t forget.
Piece V will appear on Monday 26 April.