Another meme, courtesy AJB on Facebook. It’s almost inevitably a variant on previous ones but is about the height of my abilities today.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Toothbrush, toothpaste, water.
2. Do you sleep naked? Of course. Why would anyone not? It’s just so much more comfortable, even in winter.
3. Worst physical pain in your life? Post-knee replacement.
4. Worst emotional pain of your life? Break-up with my first long-term girlfriend.
5. Favourite place you have ever been? Probably Dungeness.
6. How late did you stay up last night? I crashed about 11pm.
7. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? Lots of contenders outside London: Dungeness, Rye, Lyme Regis, Norwich.

Derek Jarman’s Prospect Cottage, Dungeness [© KCM]
8. Which of your Facebook friends lives the closest? Noreen – she’s less than 10 feet away!
9. When was the last time you cried? Probably last year?
10. Who took your profile picture? Me.
11. What’s your favourite season? Late-spring/early-summer.
12. If you could have any career what would it be? Dilettante researcher, looking at whatever I feel like and being paid handsomely for doing it.
13. What was the last book you read? I’ve several books in progress, but the last one I finished was Gesshin Claire Greenwood, Bow First, Ask Questions Later. Here’s my review.
14. If you could talk to anyone right now, who would it be? My mother.
15. Are you a good influence? I do hope not.
16. Does pineapple belong on a pizza? No, and neither does peach, or chicken.
17. You have the remote, what show will you be watching? Nothing.
18. Two people who you think will play? I hope no-one is so stupid.
19. Last concert you went to? It’s so long ago I don’t have a clue.
20. Favourite type of food? Lots of contenders, but I’ll go for curry.