For some amusement I thought I’d delve into the weekly Listography from Kate Takes 5. So here are my five contributions for this week’s theme: Bad Combinations.
Pubic Hair + Wax
Well really any hair and wax, or sticking plasters. Just say no. Ouch!!!!
Knife + Finger
Yes I had a knife and finger incident a few days ago and successfully removed the tip of my little finger.
Chilli + Genitals
Actually, again, chilli plus any sensitive tissues – nose, eyes, etc. But chilli and naughty bits is great fun – NOT!
Shorts + Shoes and Socks
What is it about middle-aged British men that as soon as the summer sun appears they wear shorts but with their normal shoes and socks? Shorts with dark calf-length socks and brogues looks decidedly naff.
Meat + Sugar
Meat with anything sweet is to me horrible. Whoever thought of eating meat with jam?! I’m OK with meat and fruit, it’s the sugar that inevitably goes with it I detest.
Anyone else going to contribute ideas?
I must admit I have never heard of the meat with jam combo..and if it does exist the yes it is just plain wrong. Thanks for joining in!
Lol I have a very strange image in my head now of a man going into A+E and explaining about his chilli/wax/knife incident…..:-)
@Kate … What are Cranberry sauce, mint jelly and most chutneys (at least as commercially made) but "jam"?@EmVi … Well yes, I can see that's a strange image. But then I am somewhat eccentrically strange, in a harmless way! 🙂