Ten more questions to ask when the going gets boring …
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have an “s” in it?
- Why are haemorrhoids called “haemorrhoids” instead of “asteroids”?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
- If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
- If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
[With thanks to Chris Palmer]