If you can’t afford a condom, then you really can’t afford NOT to have a condom.

There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you’ve ever met.

You can’t have everything – where would you put it?
[Steven Wright]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense. Reality never makes sense.

Without obscenity, our cities are dreary places and life is bleak.

[Nobuyoshi Araki]

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

[Dalai Lama]

Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster.