You can observe a lot just by watching.
[Yogi Berra]

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
[Dalai Lama]

Today a cow is eating grass; tomorrow cow dung will make good fertilizer.
[Zen proverb]

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you – not because they are nice, but because you are.

Everything will come, exactly as it does.
[Zen proverb]

If you can’t afford a condom, then you really can’t afford NOT to have a condom.

There is a version of you re-created in the minds of everyone you’ve ever met.

You can’t have everything – where would you put it?
[Steven Wright]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.