Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[Benjamin Franklin]

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
[George Bernard Shaw]

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.
[Neil deGrasse Tyson]

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public offices.
[Aesop]

We exist as temporary states between stardust and soil.
[Marin May]

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
[George Carlin]

Nudists don’t take their clothes off, we get dressed when we have to!

If it makes you happy it doesn’t have to make sense to others.
[Richard Feynman]

It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.
[Mokokoma Mokhonoana]