Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
Napoleon Bonaparte
And so to this month’s selection of recently encountered quotes …
People will announce, “Question everything!” without noticing they have just uttered not a question, but a command.
[Prof. Agnes Callard]
How sad it must be – believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality TV star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty.
[Neil deGrasse Tyson]
And so it is with science. In a way it is a key to the gates of heaven, and the same key opens the gates of hell, and we do not have any instructions as to which is which gate. Shall we throw away the key and never have a way to enter the gates of heaven? Or shall we struggle with the problem of which is the best way to use the key?
[Richard Feynman]
But such people! Ogres with monstrous teeth, and wolves, and bull-headed men; spirits of evil trees and poisonous plants; and other creatures whom I won’t describe because if I did the grown-ups would probably not let you read this book – Cruels and Hags and Incubuses, Wraiths, Horrors, Efreets, Sprites, Orknies, Wooses, and Ettins. In fact here were all those who were on the Witch’s side and whom the Wolf had summoned at her command.
[CS Lewis, The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe]
The universe is vast and far more complicated than we can safely imagine. If we try it can often lead to overwhelm. The urge to add a banister and some crash mats is understandable. There’s no point trying to figure out why a butterfly flapping its wing in Peru might lead to the Hell Mouth opening in Milton Keynes if we are so paralysed by it that we end up brushing our hair with a fork because we forgot the word for hairbrush and in a crisis any tine will do.
[Katy Wheatley; https://substack.com/inbox/post/158429835]
Words do have power. Words are events, they do things, change things … We can’t restructure our society without restructuring language. One reflects the other.
[Ursula K Le Guin]
I’m sorry I didn’t hear about that World event. It’s just that for most of history, people only carried the burdens of their own village, and I’m learning to do the same.
[unknown]
Advice for girls: be loud and gross and take up space. Stop saying “sorry” and start saying “don’t interrupt me”. Stop saying “Because I have a boyfriend” and start saying “because I said so”. Say “no” and say “none of your business”. Take selfies and don’t laugh at jokes that aren’t funny. Be snide and sarcastic and wear your hair the way you like it. Help out other girls and be vocal about what makes you mad. Be masculine and feminine and both and neither and be unapologetic. Don’t set aside your comfort for boys’ egos.
[Spencer McFarland]
The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them.
[Erasmus]
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Here’s this month’s selection of recently encountered quotes.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Without religion, everything would be permitted.
[Napoleon Bonaparte]
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there and finding it.
[Oscar Wilde]
He who blames others has a long way to go on his journey. He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived.
[Chinese Proverb]
Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.
[Albert Camus]
Consciousness is an end in itself. We torture ourselves getting somewhere, and when we get there it is nowhere, for there is nowhere to get to.
[DH Lawrence]
First, they fascinate the fools. Then, they muzzle the intelligent.
[Bertrand Russell]
You can view life as a comedy or a tragedy, but … Socrates thought there’s a third possibility. That is, you can refute things. You can investigate them, never settle on an answer. There’s an inquisitive mode of living, in which you’re living your life at the same time as not assuming you know how to live it.
[Prof. Agnes Callard]
I’m not answering your question, but I’m telling you how difficult a “why” question is. You have to know what it is that you’re permitted to understand and allow to be understood and know, and what it is you’re not.
[Richard Feynman]
Had it with these
dollar store philosophers
selling me
someone else’s advise
and a makeup tutorial
I want a freak flag and
a peace pipe
and a revolution I can
feel in my hips
[JK Kennedy]
If all religious knowledge and texts disappeared, new religions would eventually form, but they’d be different from what we have now.
If all scientific knowledge and texts were lost, it would come back the same, because we’d still be rediscovering the same reality.
[unknown]
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.
[Mark Twain]
Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labelled “This could change your life”.
Helen Exley
Welcome to the first of our 2025 collections of quotes, recently encountered.
Men in a state of nature, uncivilized nations, and children have a great fondness for colours in their utmost brightness.
[Goethe]
I want to live in a world where being naked in public is normal.
[unknown]
Whatever the reasons, I enjoyed being nude; it felt natural to me. I got the same kind of pleasure from being free of clothing that many people get from being well dressed.
[unknown]
Not everyone can stand the strain of gazing down too long into the personal crater, with its scene of Hieronymus Bosch activities taking place in the depths.
[Anthony Powell; To Keep the Ball Rolling]
In the matter of reforming things, as distinct from deforming them, there is one plain and simple principle; a principle which will probably be called a paradox. There exists in such a case a certain institution or law; let us say, for the sake of simplicity, a fence or gate erected across a road. The more modern type of reformer goes gaily up to it and says, “I don’t see the use of this; let us clear it away”. To which the more intelligent type of reformer will do well to answer: “If you don’t see the use of it, I certainly won’t let you clear it away. Go away and think. Then, when you can come back and tell me that you do see the use of it, I may allow you to destroy it”.
This paradox rests on the most elementary common sense. The gate or fence did not grow there. It was not set up by somnambulists who built it in their sleep. It is highly improbable that it was put there by escaped lunatics who were for some reason loose in the street. Some person had some reason for thinking it would be a good thing for somebody. And until we know what the reason was, we really cannot judge whether the reason was reasonable. It is extremely probable that we have overlooked some whole aspect of the question, if something set up by human beings like ourselves seems to be entirely meaningless and mysterious. There are reformers who get over this difficulty by assuming that all their fathers were fools; but if that be so, we can only say that folly appears to be a hereditary disease. But the truth is that nobody has any business to destroy a social institution until he has really seen it as an historical institution. If he knows how it arose, and what purposes it was supposed to serve, he may really be able to say that they were bad purposes, that they have since become bad purposes, or that they are purposes which are no longer served. But if he simply stares at the thing as a senseless monstrosity that has somehow sprung up in his path, it is he and not the traditionalist who is suffering from an illusion.
[GK Chesterton]
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.
[Aldous Huxley]
Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor never the tormented.
[Elíe Wiesel, Roumainian-born American Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate and Holocaust survivor]
I simply can’t understand
Why swimsuits are in such demand.
They’re soggy and damp,
Bind like a clamp,
And hold about three pounds of sand.
[DR Benson]
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.
[Franz Kafka]
Have you ever thought about how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours, hallucinating vividly. Isn’t it amazing how words can transport us to different worlds and experiences, all while staying in one place?
[unknown]
The best motto to think about is not waste things. Don’t waste electricity. Don’t waste paper. Don’t waste food. Live the way you want to live but just don’t waste. Look after the natural world, and the animals in it, and the plants in it too. This is their planet as well as ours. Don’t waste them.
[Sir David Attenborough]
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
[Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher]
We can blame HG Wells for popularising the notion that the future will be incomprehensibly alien, totally unlike our world now. Though his novel The Time Machine was fantastical, it reflected a broader cultural view during the industrial revolution that history hadn’t prepared us for what was coming next. Eventually, we might evolve into competing post-human species of underground Morlocks and surface-dwelling Eloi. Echoing Wells, futurists today declare that humans are either on the brink of becoming hyper-evolved cyborgs or paper clips on the desk of a godlike AI.
[Annalee Newitz; New Scientist; 11/01/2025; https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg26435250-100-ancient-humans-understood-the-future-and-the-past-pretty-much-as-we-do/]
A certain kind of rich man afflicted with the symptoms of moral dandyism sooner or later comes to the conclusion that it isn’t enough merely to make money. He feels obliged to hold views, to espouse causes and elect Presidents, to explain to a trembling world how and why the world went wrong … The spectacle is nearly always comic.
[Lewis H Lapham, editor and writer (1935-2024) in 1989]
[h/t John Monaghan]
Your time on earth is limited. Don’t try to “age with grace”. Age with mischief, audacity and a great story to tell.
[unknown]
Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity.
Carl Sagan
How have we got to our last monthly collection of quotes for 2024?
The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant.
[Maxímilíen Robespierre]
I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time – when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what’s true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.
The dumbing down of American is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance.
[Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, 1995]
I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. “All right,” I said, “I’m glad it’s a girl. And I hope she’ll be a fool – that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”
[F Scott Fitzgerald; The Great Gatsby]
My naked body is not a sexual display. It is simply a normal, natural, living part of me.
[unknown]
Science is not the truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion it didn’t lie to you. It learned more.
[Brené Brown; Atlas of the Heart]
I will die. You will die. We will all die and the universe will carry on without care. All that we have is that shout in the wind – how we live. How we go. And how we stand before we fall.
[Pierce Brown; Art of Poets]
… understand it as well as I may, my comprehension can only be an infinitesimal fraction of all I want to understand.
[Ada Lovelace]
This book is about the endless dance between progress and inequality, about how progress creates inequality, and how inequality can sometimes be helpful – showing others the way, or providing incentives for catching up – and sometimes unhelpful – when those who have escaped protect their positions by destroying the escape routes behind them.
[Angus Deaton]
All things on earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage. Your house is a garbage processing centre where you buy new things, bring them into your house, and slowly crapify them over time. Objects start at the highest level, visible in a living area. From there it goes down to a closet cupboard or drawer; that’s only why we have these, so we don’t have to see all the huge mistakes we have made. From the closet it goes to the garage – one of the longest phases in trashification; no object has ever made it out of the garage and back into the house – or a personal storage unit. This is the saddest of all. Now instead of free garbage you pay rent to visit your garbage.
[Mike and Joelle; https://www.facebook.com/mikeandjoelleofficial/reels/]
And if you think that a bit of placebo effect, encouragement by
[Dr Rowley Cottingham]
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
[Benjamin Franklin]
And so to the penultimate collection of quotes for this year …
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond;
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
[Albert Camus]
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.
[EF Schumacher, Small is Beautiful]
The floor of the House of Commons is little more than a West End theatre.
[DAT Green, Prospect Magazine; 24/10/2024]
Whether a chemical is man-made or natural fells you precisely nothing about how dangerous it is.
[Dr Mark Lorch, Biochemist, University of Hull]
Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.
[JRR Tolkien]
I don’t have to know an answer. I don’t feel frightened by not knowing things.
[Richard Feynman]
It was not the truth they wanted, but an illusion they could bear to live with.
[Anaïs Nin, (1803-1877)]
If someone has terrible principles, they will at least try to abide by them. If someone has no principles at all, there is no limit to what they’ll do.
[Ian Dunt at https://iandunt.substack.com/p/kemi-badenoch-becomes-tory-leader]
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.
[Turkish Proverb]
I heard someone refer to their kids as “sexually transmitted dependents”. I had to turn away before my soda came out of my nose. I thought they were called “crutch goblins”.
[unknown]
Meet me at midnight in the forest of my dreams. We’ll make a fire and count the stars that shimmer above the trees.
[Christy Ann Martine]
Suspending belief because you don’t have enough information does not make you indecisive. Changing your mind when better information comes to light does not make you a hypocrite. Deferring to expertise on complex topics outside your knowledge base does not make you a sheep.
[unknown]
The internet causes village idiots to form entire villages made up only of village idiots who have no idea they are village idiots.
[Vlad Vexler]