Another collection of recently encountered quotes.
At Toulon there was a lot of sun and a breeze from the sea. The interior of the railway station appeared neatly arranged for the opening act of a musical comedy. Sailors with white trousers and red pom-poms in their caps wandered about pointing at Cocteau’s latest on the bookstalls, or watched the engines puffing up and down the line. Some Tonquinese infantrymen were entraining for the Buddhist temple at Frejus. Overgrown blacks from Senegal, with their waists pinched in by red cummerbunds and wearing high tarbooshes on their tiny heads, leant against the wall, finding perpetual amusement in the antics of the French. A Captain of Spahis in a scarlet tunic, baggy trousers, and a long cloak strode up and down as if he were about to sing the first number of the show.
[Anthony Powell; What’s Become of Waring]
What the human being is best at doing is interpreting all new information so that their prior conclusions remain intact.
[Warren Buffett]
Given the existence of the universe, all the molecules in it have been here for billenia or something. They just keep juggling around. So you’ve got three of Shakespeare’s molecules and you’ve got two of Himmler’s or whatever it is, you know. Part of your fingernail was part of St Joseph of Aramathea’s frontal lobe or something. And you know, large parts of you were once a daffodil in Nova Scotia or something. You know, your feet used to be Winston Churchill. The same things keep getting recycled. It could be that when we pass away our psyches dissolve into lots of sort of strips of feeling. All the things that comprised us that were held together by our bodies dissolve. You know, hence the line in the song ‘When I Was Dead’, “I wasn’t me to speak of just a thousand ancient feelings”. Feelings that have been around since the beginning of human time.
[Robyn Hitchcock]
From an evolutionary perspective, it makes sense that we are wired to seek fame, wealth and sexual variety. These things make us more likely to pass on our DNA. Had your cave-man ancestors not acquired some version of these things (a fine reputation for being a great rock sharpener; multiple animal skins), they might not have found enough mating partners to create your lineage. But here’s where the evolutionary cables have crossed: We assume that things we are attracted to will relieve our suffering and raise our happiness. My brain says, “Get famous”. It also says, “Unhappiness is lousy”. I conflate the two, getting, “Get famous and you’ll be less unhappy”. But that is Mother Nature’s cruel hoax. She doesn’t really care either way whether you are unhappy – she just wants you to want to pass on your genetic material. If you conflate intergenerational survival with well-being, that’s your problem, not nature’s. And matters are hardly helped by nature’s useful idiots in society, who propagate a popular piece of life-ruining advice: “If it feels good, do it”. Unless you share the same existential goals as protozoa, this is often flat-out wrong.
[Arthur C Brooks; “Love People, Not Pleasure”; New York Times; 20/07/2014]
The idea of one side suffering defeat while the other side triumphs is out of date. Instead we have to develop dialogue. We have to make an effort if we want a peaceful, more compassionate world. It requires education, based on patience, tolerance and forgiveness. Too often violence results from greed, so we also need contentment and self-discipline.
[Dalai Lama]
Teachers open the door; but you must enter by yourself.
[Chinese proverb]
Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
[Oscar Wilde; Lady Windermere’s Fan]
Human beings to me are as much a part of nature as trees or birds, and the unclothed body expresses this belongingness directly and powerfully.
[Wynn Bullock]
I hold a beast, an angel and a madman in me.
[Dylan Thomas]
(Or in my case just leave out the angel.)
No one on earth lives separated from angels and spirits.
[Emanuel Swedenborg]
And in the morning they shook their pillows violently, hoping all the dreams they lost that night would tumble out.
[Joseph Gordon-Levitt; The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories: Volume 2]
But then again, if you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.
[John Green, Paper Towns]

Another selection of interesting and curious quotes, recently encountered.
Football is a bunch of millionaires ruining a lawn.
[Charlie Brooker]
Man who catch fly with chopstick achieve anything.
[Mr Miyagi, in The Karate Kid (1984)]
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics’. All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
[George Orwell]
Political language … is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
[George Orwell]
If … man can go to the moon, women should be able to get people to take their clothes off!
[Lady God1va at http://ladygod1va.wordpress.com/2014/06/24/worldnaturists/]
If a problem is fixable, there is no need to worry … If it’s not fixable, then there is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.
[Dalai Lama]
Mega-projects have become the quack remedies of modern politics. As soon as one is mooted it attracts lobbyists … like moths to a light.
[Simon Jenkins; Guardian; 27/06/2014]
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
[Shakespeare]
Nakedness has nothing to do with clothes.
[Fully Disclothed on Twitter]
Follow your bliss and don’t be afraid, and doors will open where you didn’t know they were going to be.
[Joseph Campbell]
If we destroyed everything which had connections with someone of ill-repute, we’d end up razing the whole bloody world to a featureless billiard ball. All our castles and most of our cathedrals would go for starters, if there were any art galleries left, they’d be mostly empty. Such is the sad nature of human existence and creativity. Perhaps we need to face up to it, rather than rage, pointlessly, decades after the event?
[Andrew J Baker on Facebook]
The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen’s lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.
[Winston Churchill]
They slipped briefly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.
[F Scott Fitzgerald ]

A foolish consistency is the Hobgoblin of little minds.
[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Another selection of recently encountered quotes.
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
[Friedrich Nietzsche]

It was neither capitalism nor communism that made possible the progress and pathologies (total war, the unprecedented concentration of global wealth, planetary destruction) of the modern age. It was coal, followed by oil and gas. The meta-trend, the mother narrative, is carbon-fuelled expansion.
[George Monbiot, Guardian, 2 May 2014]
We live as if trapped inside a Sunday supplement: obsessed with fame, fashion and the three dreary staples of middle-class conversation: recipes, renovations and resorts.
[George Monbiot, Guardian, 2 May 2014]
If man were meant to be naked, he would have been born naked.
[Oscar Wilde]
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different.
[CS Lewis]
Tony Blair is a tragic narcissist with a messiah complex.
[Robert Harris, Guardian, 3 June 2014]
One of them would ask the other a question and either get no answer, or an answer that was another question, or an answer to a different question that hadn’t been asked and had no relation to the one that had.
[Bill James]
All the things that truly matter — beauty, love, creativity, joy, inner peace — arise from beyond the mind.
[Eckhart Tolle]
I wish I had your ballocks in my hand
Instead of relics in a reliquarium;
Have them cut off and I will help to carry ‘em.
We’ll have them shrined for you in a hog’s turd.
[Chaucer; “The Pardoner’s Tale”; Canterbury Tales]
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
[Tolkein, Lord of the Rings]

We’re so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value
that we forget that the inner value,
the rapture that is associated with being alive,
is what it’s all about.
[Joseph Campbell]

Another in our series of interesting, thought-provoking or humorous quotes recently encountered.
It’s unacceptable there’s a loophole allowing paedophile “training manuals”, that’s why I want to protect children by making them illegal.
[David Cameron]
Just think about the logic there for a minute.
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety.
[Abraham Maslow]
There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
[Terry Pratchett]
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
[Frank Zappa]
As Americans, we live in an insane world, where you can legally carry and conceal a gun, but risk imprisonment should anyone see your genitals.
[From http://writersdisease.blogspot.co.uk/p/naturism.html]
There is nothing inherently sexual about nudity, any more than there is anything inherently literary about a bowl of alphabet soup.
[@nudeisnotrude @ Twitter]
 
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
[Sir Winston Churchill]
Beware anybody selling you food that’s supposed to be healthy, because they don’t make money from your health. They make money by making the product attractive enough that you buy it.
[From https://blogs.plos.org/publichealth/]
This manuscript needs to be encased in concrete and placed in the sea. Above the Mariana Trench.
[Peter Kenney @ Twitter]
Being offended is a choice. A person consciously chooses between feeling outraged about something and simply ignoring it. It’s the difference between trying to force your values on someone else and simply acknowledging that they have different values than you do, even if those values are something you sincerely disagree with
[Larry Darter at http://www.examiner.com/article/no-offense-but]
In a democracy the majority rules and that can produce tyranny of the majority. Tyranny is tyranny whether dispensed by kings or mob rule.
[Larry Darter at http://www.examiner.com/article/no-offense-but]
Why spend time complaining about and being upset by other people who directly affect your life in absolutely no real way whatsoever? Why not accept that people are all different, have different interests and values and move on? If more people did that and spent less time choosing to be offended they would be happier and healthier.
[Larry Darter at http://www.examiner.com/article/no-offense-but]
It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams … that is being naked.
[Unknown]
Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do anything to see you smile & who love you no matter what.
[Unknown]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
[Arthur C Clarke]

Another in our series of interesting, thought-provoking or humorous quotes recently encountered.
Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love.
[Emma Watson]
Goodness knows what may have changed since then. Worlds have turned, parallel universes have made and unmade themselves. People have been born. People have died. Stars have winked in and out of existence like the breath of God, leaving a transient mist on a universal car window where the Holy Spirit has drawn a giant knob with his finger.
[Katy Wheatley at katyboo1.wordpress.com]
In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion.
[Unknown]
We need people in our lives with whom we can be as open as possible. To have real conversations with people may seem like such a simple, obvious suggestion, but it involves courage and risk.
[Thomas Moore]
Our lionisation of size zero, our aversion to pubic hair, even an increasing trend towards vaginaplasties are all symptomatic of a desire to take the female body back to its pre-pubescent state. The full Brazilian is a look that is borrowed from pornography — can there be a more damning style endorsement?
[Helen Walsh, So older women don’t have sex?, Observer, 13 April 2014]
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
[Robert Reisner]
In the end only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
[Buddha’s Little Instruction Book]
What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame, but something wild to run with.
[Robert Brault]
When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces, it seems to me that my soul takes a deeper, freer breath.
[benudetoday.tumblr.com]
I will always remember what it felt like to have a little mermaid swimming in my belly.
[Leone Dawson]
Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
[George Bernard Shaw]
And finally …
Don’t forget: Jesus died for your sins in advance, so make sure you get your money’s worth.
[Girl on the Net; ‏@girlonthenet]

Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.