Category Archives: amusements

The Eyes Hurt Greatly

Earlier this week I bought a small, cheap Qanliiy telescope which as one might guess was made in China. The three images which follow are the sum total of the English section of the instruction manual. Please enjoy meaning you out work.


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Oh and the second image is a full page which is about 10x6cm in size, so you need a magnifying glass to even read it!
Isn’t it just wonderful!?

Oddity of the Week: Legal Curiosities

In March 2013 the Law Commission’s Statute Law Repeals team put together a document summarising the answers to some of the queries that they regularly receive about
alleged old laws. (Find the full document here.) While most of the curiosities documented have no basis in the law as it currently stands, some do, including:
It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. This dates back to the 1313 Statute Forbidding Bearing of Armour.
Under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 (which had force well beyond the London Metropolitan area) the following are illegal:
– carrying a plank along the pavement
– firing a cannon within 300 years of a dwelling house
– beating or shaking any rug or carpet in the street (although shaking a doormat is OK before 8am).
Under the Metropolitan Streets Act 1867 it is illegal to drive cows down the roadway without the permission of the Commissioner of Police.
And under the the Licensing Act 1872, it is an offence to be drunk in charge of a carriage, horse, cow or steam engine, or whilst in possession of a loaded firearm.
From: Legal Curiosities: Fact or Fable?

Oddity of the Week: State Tomatoes

[American] State legislatures have muddied the fruit/vegetable waters … The custom of creating state symbols dates to the [1893 Chicago World’s Fair] where … exhibits [included] the world’s largest conveyor belt, a US map made of pickles, Bach’s clavichord, a herd of ostriches, and a 22,000-pound Canadian cheese. Also featured at the Fair was the National Garland of Flowers, for which each state was asked to select a representative flower.
State flowers were soon followed by a host of other official state symbols, among them birds, trees, animals, insects, reptiles, fossils, minerals, gemstones, songs, and folk dances. Utah and Delaware now have official state stars. Maine, Massachusetts, and North Carolina have official state boats. Texas has designated the cowboy boot its Official State Footwear. In the food category, we have official state fruits, vegetables, nuts, grains, herbs, beverages, muffins, cookies, and pies.


Some state fruit and vegetable decisions have been straightforward. Six states, for example, chose the apple as their symbolic fruit, and three opted for the strawberry. Two — Georgia and South Carolina — chose the peach; Alabama — unable to make up its mind — picked the blackberry as state fruit and the peach as the state tree fruit.
Tennessee and Ohio went with botany and chose the tomato as their state fruit; Arkansas, hedging its bets, decreed the tomato to be both the state’s official fruit and official vegetable. Louisiana, on the other hand, appointed the sweet potato state vegetable, but named the tomato the state’s official “vegetable plant” … Louisiana’s state fruit is the strawberry; they’ve also got a state doughnut, a state jelly, and a state meat pie.
From: Is a Tomato a Fruit? It Depends on How You Slice It

Oddity of the Week: Garlic Coke

Garlic-Flavored Cola Is Actually a Thing in Japan
… believe it or not, the drink actually exists in Japan!
Locally known as ‘Jats Takkola’, the unusual drink was released last month. It is produced in the city of Aomori … well-known for the huge amount of garlic that is harvested every year in July. Local companies have produced several bizarre garlic-flavored products … such as garlic beer and garlic ice cream, but latest offering, garlic cola, apparently took a fair bit of trial and error before they could make it palatable.


The drink consists of cola mixed with finely ground garlic. Those brave enough to try it are advised to turn the bottle slowly before consumption, in order to mix the settled pieces of garlic. The makers say that the drink is as tasty as regular cola, with a supposedly pleasant aftertaste of garlic.
From: www.odditycentral.com/foods/garlic-flavored-cola-is-actually-a-thing-in-japan.html
See also: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/01/31/new-garlic-cola-from-japans-garlic-capital-is-as-surprising-as-its-name-proclaims/